I know I said I would update my other stories first but I wrote this first. I do have the next chapter written up for 'Birthday' so it'll be posted soon! Hope you guys enjoy!

Disclaimer: Don't own FF anything

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Month 2

It had been a month since Vincent had found out that his wife was pregnant and had thought on many occasions that he was going to need more things to shot. Her hormones were starting to get the best of her but he would never hurt her. They also hadn't had told any of their friends, besides Tifa about Yuffie being pregnant. Today they were all getting together at the Strife's house to all see baby Zack; only the Valentine's and Barrett had seen the new boy.

"Yu, are ready to go? Cid will be here soon" yelled Vincent from the bottom of the stairs.

Yuffie had been in their bedroom for about an hour and Vincent felt it was time to go see what was taking her so long.

"Yuffie, you ok?" asked Vincent as he walked into the room and saw her lying on their bed.

"Yeah" replied the ninja, in tone that wasn't that convincing. So Vincent went to the bed and laid down next to her.

"What's wrong?"

"What if everyone makes fun of me for having a kid? They always call me the brat and say that I'm too annoying. What if they think the kid will be exactly like me" as this point she was now crying and Vincent had pulled her into a hug.

"No one will make fun of you. Besides I like the way you are and that's all that matters" replied Vincent as he kissed her.

"I know Vinnie, it's just I hope they don't make fun of me. Don't worry it's probably the hormones talking" replied Yuffie as she put her signature smile on her face.

"It probably is, and I hope that our child is exactly like you" replied Vincent as he picked her up and grabbed their bags.

"Exactly like me? Man if it is you'll have your hands full" replied Yuffie as she got out of her husbands arms and walked down the stairs.

"I think I'll manage" replied the gunslinger as there was a knock on the door

"Hi Cid, sorry didn't hear you land" replied the ninja as she hit the pilot in the arm

"Yeah, yeah just get on the ship or we'll be late and I'll get my ass kicked" replied the pilot as they started to walk to the ship

As Vincent was about to shut the door, Yuffie yelled to him the one things he was dreading to do.

"Vinnie, we're stopping in Wutai on the way home for a day" and then she was gone on the ship

"Shit" was all that came to Vincent's head as he walked to the ship.

Vincent and Godo weren't on the best of terms. He only agreed to let Vincent marry Yuffie because Yuffie threatened to leave their family entirely. That and she threw in a lot of nice insults. He figured he could put off telling Godo about the kid at least until Yuffie was eight months pregnant, maybe even after the child was born if he played it right. He would have to face him now though and it wasn't looking great.

"Vinnie, you alright?" asked Yuffie as she sat down with him on one of the couches.

"Yeah, I just don't want to get killed in the next day" replied the man

"Ah, dad, don't worry he won't do anything or I'll do something drastic" replied Yuffie as she jumped up and got into an attack position which made Vincent laugh.

"You won't have to" said the gunslinger as he got up and put his arms around Yuffie's waist and Yuffie put her arms around his neck "you're not doing anything drastic while you're pregnant"

"Your no fun" replied the ninja as she kissed him

"Auntie Yuffie! Uncle Vincent!" yelled two little kids from the hallway, who were Cid's daughter Abby and son Caleb.

"Hi Abby" replied Yuffie as she picked up the girl and Vincent Caleb.

"Hi Caleb" said Vincent

"Hi Yuffie" said Shera as they walked into the control center. Shera was about seven months pregnant with their fourth kid; she was holding their other son Jacob who was about 2. Abby and Caleb were twins and almost four.

"Hi Shera, you know you can drop off the kids whenever if they're bothering you" said Yuffie as they were about to land near the Strife's house.

"I know, and I might take you up on the offer. They're stressing me out and I don't want to go into labor early with this one" replied the woman as she patted her round belly.

When they landed Vincent took the older Highwind's and Cid took their bags, leaving Yuffie and Shera with just Jacob.

"I just realized you weren't sick the entire fight" stated Shera as they got off the ship

"I know, weird" replied the ninja as she took her nephew from his mother's arms.

'Probably because I'm pregnant and I threw everything up this morning' thought Yuffie as they walked into the Strife's house.

"Hi everyone" said Tifa as they all walked into the house

"When'd you pop out a kid Yuffie?" asked Cloud with a smirk on his face

"Very funny Cloud, did you hear him Cid he thought your kid was mine" replied Yuffie as the child started to gnaw on the toy that he had.

"Take him, actually take them all. I haven't slept in about four fucking years" replied the pilot as he laid down on the nearest couch.

"You hear that Jacob, your daddy doesn't want you. At least your Aunt loves you" replied Yuffie

"It's not him that bothers me, it's the other two demons" said Cid and as if right on queue Abby and Caleb ran through the room with plastic baseball bats in their hands screaming with Marlene and Denzel following them.

"Trade?" asked Tifa as she handed Zack to his aunt and took Jacob.

"Tif, I hate to break this to you but he's gonna have Cloud's hair" said the ninja

"I heard that" replied Cloud from the other side of the room where Vincent, Barrett, Elmyra, Nanki and Cloud were all talking. Reeve, Cait Sith and Shelke weren't coming to their little gathering because of some issue at work.

"But he does have your eyes" said Shera as she looked at him.

"At least he has something of mine" replied the martial artist as she sat Jacob down next to his father and looked at her own son.

"Cherish the moments when they're young, because after that it's hell" said Shera as Tifa took her son back.

"I will just as long-" she was cut off by a loud bang from upstairs and a lot of oops'.

"What's going on up there?" asked Tifa from the bottom of the stairs

"Nothing mom" replied Denzel but you could tell he was lying

"Yuffie, could you go upstairs and see what they did?"

"Sure" replied the ninja as she ran up the stairs and walked right to Denzel's room, which looked like a hurricane went through it.

"What the hell did you guys do?" asked Yuffie from the doorway as the kids all turned around to look at her. As soon as they did that she realized what they had done. They were all covered in different color paints from head to toe.

"You did not just set the paints bombs off did you?" asked Yuffie as was then followed by them all nodded. She couldn't help herself any more and broke down laughing

"Aunt Yuffie it's not funny, mom's gonna kill me when she finds out" said Denzel

"You're right" said Yuffie 'I don't even know why I'm laughing because Tifa's gonna kill me for giving them to them. Must be the hormones' thought Yuffie.

"Why'd you even set them off in the house? I said to use them outside or at least on Cloud" replied the ninja as she came back with towels

"I dunno, we thought it would be cool" replied Caleb.

"I'm a bad influence" said the ninja

"Yuffie, is everything okay?" asked Tifa from downstairs

"Yeah, we're fine" yelled the young woman but as soon as she said that Cloud was right next to her

"Tifa is gonna kill you" said the swordsman as he looked around the room, which was looking like it was normal, except for that fact that everything was painted.

"Why, I think it needed redecorating"

"Sure, and that's what you kids thought too?"

"Yeah, we'll go with that" replied Marlene

"Okay, all of you outside, we need the hose to clean you" said Cloud and then they all ran downstairs as fast as possible. When Yuffie went down she was greeted with a mad Tifa.

"What?" asked the ninja throwing her hands up.

"You gave them paint bombs?"

"Yeah, like a year ago"

"And you didn't tell them not to set them off in the house?" yelled the martial artist

"No, I told them not to. They were only allowed to set them off outside or on or around Cloud" replied the ninja smiling

"Ugh"

"The rooms only a couple of different colors and the kids collected most of the paint" replied the ninja as they walked out of the kitchen

"Fine, I'll let you off on this one" replied the woman and then yelled "dinner's ready"

Dinner went quickly, well for Yuffie it did at least because by the end of it she was still very hungry.

"You have any ice cream?" asked Yuffie as she walked into the kitchen as Tifa just finished the dishes.

"Yup, in the freezer"

They had about seven different kinds of ice cream and they all sounded so good to Yuffie that she put a scoop of each in a bowl, well three scoops of chocolate and one of the rest. She then walked into the family room where everyone was and sat down on Vincent's lap, who was on the couch.

"What are you eating?" asked Cid from across the room

"Ice cream"

"I can see that but what kind?"

"Um, chocolate, vanilla, mint, cookie dough, peanut butter, raspberry and I think this is birthday cake" replied the ninja and then took a big spoonful

"Shit that sounds disgusting"

"If I remember correctly Tifa had that while she was pregnant" said Cloud as he trailed off on the last word and everyone stared at Yuffie.

"What?" asked Yuffie as she ate another spoonful

"Are you pregnant?" asked Elmyra

"Yeah, why do I look fat?" asked Yuffie as she looked at her belly

"No, not at all. Weren't you going to tell us?" asked Shera

"Yup, I was going to today" replied the ninja who was too engrossed in her ice cream to really pay attention to anyone.

"Congratulations" yelled Elmyra as she hugged the ninja

"So when will a mini Yuffie or Vincent be on this planet?" asked Cloud

"About seven months" replied Vincent when his wife didn't answer

"Yuffie, we need to go baby shopping!" yelled Tifa

"Oh, yes, pick a day and I'm there!" replied the girl

"Have you told Godo?" asked Barrett

"Not yet" replied Vincent

"We are taking care of that tomorrow" replied Yuffie

"You sure your dad won't exile you for this?" asked Cloud

"Haha, he can't! I'm married to Vincent, plus I'll just have Vinnie shot him if he tries" with that everyone just stared at her with amazement. No one actually thought she would say anything about killing her father.

"What?"

"You want Vincent to shot your father?" asked Cloud cautiously. He knew how pregnant woman act from experience.

"I was only kidding"

"O"

"Now I'm going to bed because I'm tired" replied Yuffie as she got up and ran to her and Vincent's room and then Shera and Elmyra also went up

"Yo Vince, congratulations on the kid" said Cid as all the women left but Tifa.

"Thanks"

"How's Yuffie been?" asked Tifa

"Alright, she's just worried about what people will think, because she's so hyper and her moods change a lot"

"For as much as I make fun of her for being fucking crazy, I think your kid will be great" replied Cid

"That means a lot to Yuffie. The other day she didn't even want to tell Godo about it fearing he wouldn't want another Yuffie. But she talked herself out of it"

"What about you, do you want the kid?" asked Nanki who was laying on the floor

"Of course I do, but I thought we could hold off telling God until the child was born" replied Vincent as they all laughed and then went to bed.

"Hey Vinnie, what if we have twins?" asked Yuffie as they were lying in bed. Vincent's hand was on her stomach and Yuffie's head was on his shoulder.

"Then I'll be twice as happy"

"Do you want a boy or a girl"

'Man how do I answer this without upsetting her' thought Vincent

"Doesn't matter, as long as it's healthy and you're happy"

"I kind of want a boy for our first kid. Then Godo will be happy and have a grandson"

"Yuffie, don't want a son just to make Godo happy. It's your life not his" replied Vincent as he kissed his wife

"I still want a son" replied the ninja who was now smiling

"As long as you're happy Yuffie" replied Vincent and then they drifted off into sleep.

The next morning Vincent, followed by Cloud walked downstairs to the women making pancakes. Well Tifa and Elmyra were making them and Yuffie and Shera were just eating them.

"Save some for us" said Cloud as he kissed his wife

"Lemme think about that" said Yuffie as she kissed Vincent and then said "yeah, nope I think I'll eat them all"

"How many have you had?" asked Denzel who was sitting at the table with the rest of the children eating their breakfast.

"Ten" replied Yuffie between bites.

"That's gross" replied Marlene

"So, Shera's had about that many"

"But she's seven months pregnant" replied Cloud

"So, I need to keep up my energy too" replied the ninja as she grabbed another one

"Is Cid awake?" asked Vincent as he grabbed a cup of coffee

"Yeah, he's on the ship. Said whenever you want to go he'll leave" replied Shera as she put her plate in the sink.

"When do you want to leave Yuffie?" asked Vincent

"Half hour?"

"Ok"

"Why so early?" asked Elmyra

"I want to get telling dad over with. With some luck he'll be happy for a grandkid but then he'll just bitch about being old" replied Yuffie as she got up and went up stairs to get dressed.

About and hour later they landed in Wutai and were greeted by a couple of Godo's advisors.

"I'm a phone call away if you need me to pick you up right away. Otherwise I'll be back in two hours" replied Cid as Vincent was about to walk off after Yuffie

"Thanks Cid" replied the gunman and then went to go catch up with his wife.

"Where is Godo right now?" asked Yuffie who was talking to Chekhov when Vincent walked up next to her.

"Hello Mr. Valentine" replied the man "I believe he is in his study doing some work, why?"

"Because we need to talk to him" replied Yuffie as she put her arms around Vincent's waist

"You don't need me to find him so I'll see you later" replied the man and then he left.

When they made it to Godo's study Yuffie just burst in like something was horribly wrong.

"How's it going old man?" stated Yuffie as she sat in the chair in front of his desk and Vincent shut the door.

"Yuffie? Vincent? When did you get here" asked the startled ruler

"Oh, about fifteen minutes ago" replied the hyper girl as she started to look around the office and not really pay attention to her father.

"Why are you here?"

"Can't a daughter stop by with her husband?"

"Not when that daughter hasn't talked to her father since her wedding"

"Yeah well, never felt the urge to talk to you"

"Is there something you wanted?"

"We need to tell you something" said Vincent, who talked for the first time since they had walked in.

"What is it?" replied Godo as he sat down behind his desk and Vincent next to Yuffie.

"You wanna guess?" asked Yuffie who had a big grin on her face

"Not really, but if you insist, you're getting divorced?" said God with a huge smile on his face

"Hell no, I love Vincent and would never leave him. Try again"

"You're moving to Wutai?"

"In your dreams" replied Yuffie who was now laughing

"Could you just tell me?"

"Yuffie, just tell him"

"Oh fine……I'm having a baby!" replied Yuffie in a sing-song fashion jumping up and down

"You're what?!"

"I'm pregnant!"

"…."

"Geesh, even Vincent wasn't speechless when I told him" replied Yuffie as she sat back down

"You must live in Wutai, for your child's sake"

"That's all you have to say, not congratulations, or why now or something?" asked a now pissed off Yuffie.

"I just want the best for my grandchild and I believe growing up in the palace would be the safest place"

"Are you saying that are house isn't safe enough or that we'll be bad parents?" as she jumped right back up out of her chair.

"Yu, clam down"

"No Vinnie I will not calm down!"

"I simply feel that the child will have a better life if it grows up here"

"That's it, Vinnie give me your gun!"

"Yuffs calm down" said Vincent who had stood up and had his hands on his wife's shoulders.

"I will calm down once I shot something"

"I'm not giving you my gun"

"Fine, then we're leaving; unless Good has anything else to say?" replied Yuffie as she put her hands on her hips.

"Just think about what I said"

"Godo, how we raise and where we raise our child is our business, and we will not be moving to Wutai" replied Vincent

"Yeah Vinnie" yelled Yuffie "take that old man" and then she stuck her tongue out and left.

"I hate him" said Yuffie as they walked out of the palace and Vincent started to dial Cid's number as she started to cry.

"I know" replied Vincent as he gave his wife a hug to try and comfort her.

"Cid, could you get us now? Ok, ten is fine" and Vincent hung up.

"Don't listen to Godo, I now you will be a great mother and you and I will raise our child right"

"Really?" asked Yuffie then she stopped crying as they started to walk towards the field where Cid would get them.

"Yes, Cid even thinks you'll be great"

"He said that?" asked Yuffie with a big smile on her face.

"Right after you went to bed last night" replied Vincent as Cid landed

"Wow, hey Cid, what's this I hear about you saying something nice?" yelled Yuffie as they walked onto the ship.

"Shit" was all Vincent heard as he shut the door

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Hope you guys liked it! Next chap will prolli be up by the end of the week!

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