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Chapter Four: Explanations
"Inuyasha, did Kilala just speak?" asked Miroku, clearly shocked.
Inuyasha looked as shocked as Miroku, as he replied, "Yup."
They continued to stare at Kilala, both clearly completely confused.
So finally Kilala asked, "Are you two going to stare at me all day or are you going to explain to me what happened to you?
Miroku had come out of his daze now, so he replied, "We don't really know how this happened. All we know is that Kyoko is the one behind it, she chanted some spell and then we both blacked out. Then when we woke up we were like this."
"Feh, just wait until I get my hands on that witch," growled Inuyasha.
Kilala rolled her eyes and replied sarcastically, "Oh, yeah Inuyasha, because it worked so well last time you tried to get your hands on her." These two are even more annoying to talk to than they are to listen to.
"What did you just say to me!" yelled Inuyasha.
At that Miroku intervened, "Inuyasha, fighting isn't going to get us anywhere. Now let's try to decide what to do."
"Feh," said Inuyasha.
"I know what to do. When I was traveling Midoriko she used that spell on some spoiled princes, so they'd learn to cherish their women. Anyway, the only way to break the spell is with a kiss from your true love. There is a catch though; no one can tell your true love that you are a dog; they have to figure it out for themselves. Also if your true love kisses anyone else before you, then you'll be stuck as a dog forever," explained Kilala.
"You traveled with Midoriko?" inquired Miroku.
Kilala nodded and said, "Yes, I traveled with her until she got trapped in the Shikon no Tama and then I went to stay with Sango."
Inuyasha asked, "Hey, what if someone kisses our true love?"
"As long as she doesn't return the kiss, then its okay," replied Kilala.
" So is that's what Kyoko meant when she said the best part of this spell is that no one can tell Sango or Kagome about this?" questioned Inuyasha.
"Yes it is," responded Kilala.
Then something dawned on Miroku, "Hey wait a minute…Sango and Kagome? I know I love Sango, but Inuyasha wouldn't your true love be Kikyo? Or have you lying about your feelings towards Kagome?" asked Miroku slyly.
Damn, he figured it out! Now I have to tell him. "What would you know, you crooked monk!" yelled Inuyasha.
"About as much as you, when it comes to women," remarked Kilala and smirked at them both. "Well let's get back, you two. I'll make sure Sango and Kagome don't attack you," said Kilala.
"Why would they attack us?" asked Inuyasha.
Kilala replied, "They don't know you're dogs, remember? You won't be able to talk either, but Sango will trust my judgment, so don't worry," and then signaled for them to get on her back.
Inuyasha and Miroku got on to Kilala's back and she took off back to the village.
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