Disclaimer – Alex lee is real.
Chapter 2 – South Pole

Anus and water traveled all the way to the South Pole. There were lots of giants and penguins. These penguins were aggressive, but once they smelled anus, the ran away too. When anus finished fighting the penguins, they saw a house. Inside this house, there was a man, named Friar Alex lee. This guy was jacked out of his mind, only because he was addicted to red balls. These red balls were "performance enhancers." Alex lee was a first air bender and he completely jacked out of his mind. When anus saw Alex lee, the only thing that anus could say was "holy shit."