Disclaimer – Alex lee is real
Chapter 3 – Alex lee

Anus said "holy shit" and Alex lee said "where? God does not shit." So anus and water attacked Alex lee. But since Alex lee loved red balls nothing affected him, because they were performance enhancers. Anus used the classic "mud looks like shit attack" with water putting in the mud, making it looks like wet shit. But Alex lee ate it with the power of the air. Alex lee then noticed that anus had a red ball. "OMG" said Alex lee. Alex then did a happy dance and killed anus for it. Water said "HOLY SHIT"