celerity \suh-LAIR-uh-tee\, noun:
Rapidity of motion or action; quickness; swiftness.
"Hey… Tifa, what happened to Denzel's face?"
"…Him and a kid at school got in a fight."
"Who won?"
"The kid."
"Hmm. You know what the fight was about?"
"Kid said something about us and Denzel got angry. Did you get the groceries, Yuffie?"
"Yeah, but I forgot the eggs… guess I'll have to go buy some more… ta ta for now!"
Celerity.
"You egged his house?"
"Yup."
"So you really are a ninja?"
"Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk. Kiddo, I've been telling you that from the start. About time you pulled that head of yours outta your bum."
"Thought, I think you over did it."
"yeah?"
"Yeah, he came to school crying, and he still had eggs in his hair."
"Eh, I might have gone around for a second barrage, you know?"
"He two black eyes also."
"What can I say… I'm a beast."
"I thought you were a ninja."
"Denzel, this is why I never talk to you."
Celerity.