pre·var·i·ca·tor
–noun
a person who speaks falsely; liar.
a person who speaks so as to avoid the precise truth; quibbler; equivocator.
"Hey Kid! What was with the thumb story, Vince didn't buy it."
"Duh, it was from my video game."
"…What?"
"You said you wanted a scenario, I gave you one. Now go away I'm trying to watch this."
"Hey Denzel, who exactly helped you when that kid beat you up?"
"…You threw eggs and beat him up, but Cloud went and talked to his mom and got him grounded."
"Cloud?"
"Yeah, He was even kind enough to apologize for you."
"Cloud… WAIT! Cloud hasn't been here since you got beat up! You prevaricator!"
"What…"
"…Oh right you're just a little kid. Well it's a synonym of liar."
"…Can you, like, go away?"
"Can you, like, not say like, like a freaking teenager? How old are you? Eight?"
"I'm eleven."
"Still not a teenager."
"Well you aren't either…"
"Oh my god, he's right, I'm twenty… Oh sweet leviathan! I'm so old!"
"Aren't you supposed to get a mid-life crisis in your forties?"
"Denzel, shut up and watch your stupid Barney."
"It's not Barney, it's the wiggles."
"Dotdotdot."
"That's sarcasm."
"That's what's going to get you an atomic wedgie."
"You wouldn't."
"You said that about the tying you to a chair also, or do you not remember?"