I know its been about a month, and I want to thank everyone for their patience as I wrote up this chapter. It isn't the final chapter, since there is still one final one after this that will show a time jump of 10 years into the future regarding both Sasuke and Naruto's lives. It's with that chapter that we'll introduce the children and finish the story, so I hope you all look forward to it and please review.
Do Over-Chapter 22 by KitsuneFun
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto that honor is held by Masashi Kishimoto
The miniature black schnauzer began squirm then to bark and incessantly whine within the taller woman's arms as she walked, slowly driving an already pissed Tsunade, slightly more insane, "I think that Fugaku needs to get laid and quick… I refuse to help with his families problems further… they are all a bunch of annoying self serving fucks…" the dog let out a bark of annoyance as the woman pushed him too close to her breasts, threatening to suffocate the poor beast.
Jiraya chose to walk silently behind Tsunade, watching as she partially smothered the poor dog, he could understand the poor creatures pain as he let out a long drawn out sigh, dreading what he was going to say next to his wife, "Are you sure its wise to interrupt everyone… if they have all been gone a half hour it must mean."
Tsunade turned sharply onto her 5 inch heels and glared in his direction at the inquiry, "These people don't know the importance of a good morning breakfast and are being incompetent shits by being late…" she walked up till her face was an inch away from Jiraya's own and stabbed him incessantly with her index finger as she voiced her displeasure, "I can understand my poor grandson's excuse because he is hurt, but I will not tolerate anyone… and I mean ANYONE! Jiraya, denying me Iruka's cloud-like egg!"
Jiraya paused and looked briefly down at Tsunade's heaving bosom in appreciation a moment as he took a steady breath to respond, hating that he had to be the voice of reason in the family, considering he had better things to do… like watching half naked nymphs sunbathing in the nearest pond, "Now sweetie…" her eyes narrowed a bit more at the nickname, "I know how you like not having your eggs get cold, but how is interrupting everyone when they might possibly being incapacitated help?"
"Incapacitated my ASS!" she fumed almost threatening to kill the poor dog by pressing it unmercifully close to her massive chest, making the dog bring up his struggle to be set free, if only in self preservation since he had been forced by her to be taken along for the ride.
Their was a sharp bumping and keening sound ahead, coming from the nearest closet, interrupting the discussion suddenly between Tsunade and Jiraya, the still enraged woman turned to her head to eye the area suspiciously, "What the hell?"
"Ah snuggle-puss!" Jiraya help up a restraining hand towards Tsunade, already guessing that something unprecedented was happening in the closet and wanted to avoid it at all costs, however his wife tended to have a one track mind when she was pissed and avoided his warning.
Tsunade threw open to door roughly only to stare in wide-eyed shock at Kakashi giving Obito head in the closet, "You god damned brats… this is not what I meant by breakfast… I told you to check and see if my grandson was up and able to have breakfast with us?"
The two men stopped in their actions, Kakashi with his mouth still occupied and Obito with a look of total mortification on his face, they stared in similar wide-eyed shock over at the enraged woman. Kakashi, the first one to respond, took his mouth off of Obito's member with a wet pop, in order to answer the woman, "Uhm well you see…." He scratched at the back of his head, "He was awake and…"
"He's awake!" a sudden smile broke out on Tsunade's face, that resembled Naruto's own when he was happy, at the news, "Then I better go see him," she turned to walk off in the direction of Sasuke's room to see her grandson, ignoring the supposed warning Kakashi had attempted to relay to her.
Obito managed to regain his voice after a moment, realizing she shouldn't being go there, knowing what he had unexpectedly walked in on before, "Ah Sennin-sama…" the woman was too far away by this point and had started walking at an even faster pace with a reluctant Jiraya trailing behind her, "Ah god… we better stop… AH!"
Kakashi, less affected by the events, shut the door and continued to suck Obito to completion, in favor of trailing after the crazy woman.
"Let them be… she'll find out on her own that it's usually good to listen when people try to talk to her. Obito could only moan in reply, fisting his hands in Kakashi's somewhat long and oddly spiked hair.
(ADL)
Naruto moaned as Sasuke began to suck at his neck as they cuddles next to one another, "Ah Sasu…"
The raven chuckled against the blond's tan skin, enjoying the strangled sounds, coming from his mate's throat, "Tell me what you want?"
Small yet surprisingly strong hands, forcefully pulled the raven's dark head up to eye level and proceeded to kiss him on the mouth breathlessly in answer, 'It really is good to be alive…' was Naruto and Sasuke's co joined thoughts at the time.
Sasuke moved till he was halfway hovering over Naruto's warm body wanting to press his full and surprisingly aroused… again, length against the other's form, but was mindful to avoid the contact since his mate was still recovering from his wound he'd received a day ago.
It was while the two were getting more into the act of making out and contemplating having sex, that the door slammed open with a resounding boom, causing the two to jerk apart in shock, "What the hell!"
Tsunade, who had been smiling up until that point, stomped over after thrusting the poor tortured schnauzer into Jiraya's hands and forcefully pulled a naked and still aroused Sasuke off the bed, "you are not supposed to be having sex yet… you ungrateful little punk…"
"Tsunade…" Jiraya tried to interrupt his wife as she continually shook a rather shocked Uchiha.
Tsunade of course ignored him, "You couldn't wait till he was recovered… he could have died you little shit…"
"Tsunade!" The older man tried again with similar results.
Tears started to fall from the woman's eyes a bit, she had been through a lot in the past few weeks and seemed to choose this incident to react, "He's my grandson… do you realize how important…"
"Baa-chan!" Naruto moved to pull away the raven before his grandmother could do any further damage.
She stopped to stare down at her grandson, "But..."
Naruto gently pulled the older woman's death grip off of Sasuke's arm, pulling the raven close… protectively, "He didn't do anything wrong, if anything I am as much at fault as he is so if you have to punish someone… punish me."
Tsunade not one to stick to any emotion long, snorted in answer, "You'll be punished enough having that bastard's kids…" she lifted a hand to affectionately run it through her grandson's locks messing the unruly white-blond spikes more, "And I told you to stop calling me Baa-chan."
Blue eyes twinkled mischievously in answer, "Should I call you Great Grandmother then?"
The blond woman's answer to that was smacking her hand against the top of his head, "Hell no brat…"
Jiraya sighed in relief, seeing the worst… for the moment, was over, "Thank god…" he decided to drop the dog to the ground and watched as it trotted over towards Naruto, wagging its tail slightly.
The blond, seeing the cute black miniature schnauzer, fairly squealed in delight and quickly picked up the dog, nuzzling it close, "Ah he is so cute Baa-chan…"
Sasuke eyed the dog contemptuously, feeling he had gotten the raw end of the deal, considering Naruto never had that reaction to him when he was a dog, "I don't think he's that great… a little ugly, if you asked me."
Naruto glared at him in answer, "No one is asking you Teme… besides I like him,"
Of course with the psychotic course of Sasuke's life, Tsunade's reaction made it worse, she clapped her hands in delight at her grandson's reaction, "Great then he's yours to look after!"
"What!?" Naruto's and Sasuke's reactions to the same situation were slightly different despite their similar outburst; anger on the raven's part having to share any of his Naruto time with a damn dog and on the blonde's part… joy for getting to take care of something so cute.
"Isn't that great Sasuke," he nuzzled his face into the dog's neck, enjoying the feel of the surprisingly soft black fur, even finding the odd sight of the dog's large red eyes surprisingly cute. The dog seemed to enjoy the affection and started to lick Naruto's cheek, making him giggle in delight.
Sasuke was the first to notice that their wasn't something quite right about a dog having red eyes… that reminded him of, "Oh hell no!" he yelled grabbing the dog forcefully out of, a shocked Naruto's arms, "We are not looking after him!"
Naruto glared at the raven, not liking the jealousy he heard in the other boy's voice, "He's only a cute defenseless little puppy Sasuke… let him go," he noticed the dog trying to squirm free, clearly hating how Sasuke was holding him, "Can't you tell that your hurting him?"
His mate ignored him in favor of lifting the dog up towards Tsunade, ready to hand him back, "I don't know how you did it, but there is no way in hell I am looking after Itachi!"
"Itachi…" Naruto asked a little confused at the raven's response now.
The dog decided to answer for him in a rather gravely voice, "Really little brother… aren't you being a little dramatic?"
Blue eyes widened in shock, "Wait… that's your brother?"
Sasuke turned to eye Naruto oddly at the question, "Of course it is… it's not natural for dog's to have blood red eyes Dobe!"
"Don't call me Dobe," the blond yelled while crossing his arms in annoyance at Sasuke's attitude, "Its just surprising considering that he looks nothing like you did in dog form…"
Sasuke was about to respond when Tsunade interrupted him this time, "I see no problems with you both looking after him in the real world and allowing him to serve the same punishment you received for his crimes, if my grandson is alright with it."
Naruto quickly grabbed Itachi out of the raven's hands, he didn't have a grudge against the older brother, considering that the other boy hadn't done anything bad and had helped them both in the end by killing Orochimaru, "So its settled… you can sleep in Sasuke's old bed and…" the rest of his words were muffled as he brought Itachi over to sit on top the bed along with him and Tsunade, ignoring the wide-eyed and shocked look Sasuke was giving him.
"But…" the raven lifted a hand to object, only to find a comforting strong one settle on his shoulder, in response.
"Give it up kid… you'll learn that when it comes to marriage, especially to an Uzumaki, that your only along for the ride," Jiraya knew what he was talking about considering how long he had been married to his own, Uzumaki, Tsunade.