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A Bunch of Childish Preteens

Chapter 3- Bath time!

"You're lying!" Sasuke pointed at Sakura.

"No, you are! I was watching Sailor moon first!" Sakura pointed back.

"Not true! I was watching Power Rangers first! Power Rangers is better than Sailor moon!"

"No, it's not! Sailor moon can use magic!"

"So? Power Rangers can fight! They can beat bad guys!"

"But, but, I wanna watch Sailor moon!" Sakura whined.

"You can't watch it!"

"Can too!"

"Can not!"

"Can too!"

"Can not!"

"All right you two, that's enough." Kakashi snapped his fingers to get their attention. "I'll settle this! Sakura, you get to watch Sailor moon and Sasuke, you're going to take a bath right now." Kakashi said, telling them what to do.

"Yay, I get to watch Sailor moon!" Sakura exclaimed happily.

"No fair! Why does she get to watch TV first?" Sasuke protested, sounding angry and sad at same time.

"Because Papa loves me!"

"He does not!"

"Does too!"

"Does not!"

"Does too!"

"You two stop it! No more arguing. Now, let's go Sasuke."

"But Papa Kachi…" Sasuke was cut short because Kakashi spoke again.

"Sasuke." Kakashi gave him a looks that said 'no more complaining'.

Sasuke bit his lip softly and he nodded.

"Good boy," Kakashi said, patting his head.

"Ha-ha! I'd get to watch Sailor moon! Nyah, nyah, nyah!" Sakura stuck her tongue out, making fun of him.

Sasuke glared at her. You could tell Sasuke didn't like her at all.

"Now, now, Sakura, that's not nice. Don't be mean to Sasuke. You should know better than that."

"Hai, Papa!" She smiled, but she still stuck her tongue out again which made Sasuke glare at her even more.

"All right, let's go," Kakashi said, taking Sasuke's hand.

"I don't wanna take a bath!" Naruto shouted.

"Too bad, Naruto. You have to." They were marching to the bathroom.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Naruto screamed loudly.

-Bathroom—

Kakashi turned on the water and waited for it to fill the tub. He added bubble bath soap. It took awhile for Kakashi to take Naruto's clothes since he kept on struggling, since he didn't want to take a bath. He was able to take Sasuke's clothes quickly since he wasn't troublemaker like Naruto.

Kakashi placed them into the bath tub. Sasuke was sitting down calmly, but Naruto was angry as always. Kakashi wetted their hair and applied some Shampoo. Kakashi was washing Sasuke's hair as Sasuke was looking around. After that, it was Naruto's turn. He washed Naruto's hair.

"It wasn't that bad. You're even cleaner than before," Kakashi said.

Naruto wasn't paying attention to him since he was too busy thinking of plan to get out of there. Then an idea popped into his mind. He faced Kakashi. Then, he splashed water and the water splashed on Kakashi's face.

"Naruto, stop that!"

"Water fight!" Naruto continually splashed the water.

"I wanna play too!" Sasuke did the same thing as Naruto.

"Sasuke, don't do that!" He blocked his face because the water kept on splashing his face.

They kept on splashing the water, over, over, and over until…

Naruto jumped out of the bath tub, "Let's play cops and robbers! I'll be a robber!" He ran out.

"Me too!" Sasuke also jumped out and followed Naruto as well.

"Naruto, Sasuke, come back!" Kakashi chased after them.

-Living room—

Sakura was watching Sailor moon, quietly. She spotted Naruto was running around in the living room, naked. Sasuke was hiding somewhere.

"Naruto, get back here!" Kakashi called him.

Naruto stood in front of Sakura. "Haha, Papa Kaka can't catch me! Nyah, nyah, nyah!" He stuck his tongue out.

Sakura noticed something, "What's that?" She pointed at Naruto's private part.

Naruto heard that, "Huh, you don't know? Don't you have one?"

"No…I have-" Sakura lifted her shirt up and was about to show her private part.

"Don't show it!" Kakashi pulled her shirt down.

"Why not, Papa?"

"Because…" Kakashi tried to think of a word that would make her understand. "Because it's bad."

"…Why?"

"Because it isn't good idea to show it."

"Why?"

"Because it is."

"Why?"

"Don't ask anymore questions!" Kakashi didn't want to answer any of Sakura's questions.

"There's no way I'm going to tell her what they are or else she'll be asking me even more questions…"

"Okay Naruto, let's go—huh? Hey, where did he go?" He searched around for the little blonde boy.

"Over here, Papa Kaka!"

Kakashi turned and found Naruto on top of the shelves.

"Look at me! I'm an airplane!" Naruto shouted. He flapped his arms up and down as if he was ready to fly off.

"Naruto, get down! It's dangerous!" Kakashi yelled.

"Airplane, here I come!" Naruto jumped off the shelves.

"NARUTO!" Kakashi screamed in shock after seeing him jump.

Even though, Kakashi tried to catch Naruto, however…

SPLAT!

It was too late; Naruto's face planted into the floor. "…Naruto, are you okay?" Kakashi crouched down on his knees.

Naruto didn't move.

"Naruto?" He shook Naruto's shoulder.

No movement.

Kakashi used his finger to poke Naruto's head, but no movement. To make sure, he poked him once more, but still no movement.

"Don't tell me he's…" Kakashi thought, worried.

Kakashi turned Naruto's body over and saw Naruto wasn't awake. He must have been unconscious. "Oi…Naruto?"

No still response.

"Oh my god, I'm so dead! If Tsunade finds out about Naruto, she'll kill me!" Kakashi began to panic.

A few minutes later…

Naruto opened his eyes and kicked Kakashi in the face. "Oof!" Kakashi groaned.

"Haha, Papa Kaka fell for my trap!" Naruto stood up and ran away from him.

Kakashi was rubbing his chin, painfully. "Why that little…" Kakashi was now getting angrier than ever.

Kakashi didn't waste his time and caught Naruto in one second.

"Eh? Papa Kaka got me?" Naruto said in impressive tone.

"Yes, I got you. All right, let's go look for Sasuke and then back to the bath," Kakashi said, telling Naruto his plan.

"NOOOOO! I don't want to!"

"You're gonna get one and that's final."

"Nooo! No way, I don't want that! Sasuke, help me!" Naruto called for help.

"Robber Sasuke, coming to the rescue!" Sasuke appeared out of nowhere. He threw a book at Kakashi and it landed on his foot.

"Ow!" Kakashi exclaimed, dropping Naruto on accident.

Kakashi was standing up, gripping his foot. He took a several hops backward, but he didn't notice there was a scroll on the floor. Of course, he tripped on it and fell backwards.

"Whoa!" He screamed and suddenly, he hit his head on the books shelves. "OUCH!"

"God, damnit!" His hands were behind his head, massaging the bruise.

Then a second later, a bunch of books fell on top of him.

"Yay, we beat the policeman!" Sasuke cheered happily, feeling proud of the accomplishment.

"We sure did!" Naruto agreed with him.

"So, what are we going to do now?" Sasuke asked.

"I don't know..."

"Wanna play?"

"Sure, let's go!" They went to play someplace else.

While Kakashi's head started to make circles. He had a bunch of stars floating around his head. "First rule: Never fall for their traps, even if they're kids." He shook his head and stood up.

"Oh no! Papa Kachi is up! He's gonna get us again!" Sasuke shouted.

"It doesn't matter! We can beat him up again! Papa Kaka can't catch us! Nyah, nyah, nyah!" Naruto said, making fun of him.

"We'll see about that!"

"Oh no! Evil Papa Kaka! Run away!" Naruto ran.

"Right!" Sasuke followed him as well.

30 minutes later…

Kakashi finally caught Naruto and Sasuke. "I got you now."

"Aw man…" Sasuke mumbled in disappointed.

"No fair, you cheated!" Naruto made a grumpy face.

"I caught you fair in square. Now, it's time to go back for another bath."

"NOOOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO! I HATE BATHS!" Naruto screamed loudly as his arms went up and down rapidly.

"Too bad, you're still going to take it whether you like it or not. You shouldn't have ruined the first one."

Then Kakashi felt a tug on his shirt. He looked down and found small pink haired girl, staring at him.

"Papa?"

Kakashi sighed. "What is it, Sakura?"

"Am I gonna have one too?"

"Have one what?" Kakashi asked in confusion, "A bath?"

"No. That." Sakura pointed at the boys' private parts.

"…Nani!"

"Am I?"

"…"

"Am I, Papa?"

"Um…"

"Am I?" She still waited for him to answer her question.

Kakashi cleared his throat. "Not on my watch, you're not getting one."

"…Why?"

"Because…um…uh…" He was still thinking. How could he explain…?

"Because…?" she led on, staring at him with her curious jade eyes.

"Because you can't."

"Why?"

"You just… can't."

"But, but…I want one! Give me one!" Sakura stuck her hands out expecting him to give her something.

"What! How can I give you one? There's no way you can have one!"

"I want it! I want it! I want it!" she repeated over and over again.

"It's impossible to give you one!"

"I don't care! I want it! I want it! I want it!" She cried. She threw her arms up and down hastily and stomped her feet at the same time, throwing a temper tantrum.

"Oh man, how am I going to do now? Sakura is acting like a little spoiled brat…how I am going to—wait! I know!" Kakashi finally got an idea.

"Oh all right, if you really want one, then you can have one."

"Really? I am going to get one?" Sakura said. She stopped crying.

"Yes."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"Yay!" She hopped up and down happily. "I'm going to have one!"

"Yeah, yeah…once you have it. You won't able to become like Sailor moon." Kakashi looked away.

Sakura stopped hopping. "…I can't be Sailor moon?"

"That's right."

"…Why?"

Kakashi grinned, "Why? Because once you have it, you're going to be an ugly person."

"Me? Ugly…?" She pointed to herself, sadly.

"Yup, that's right. Since Sailor moon is very beautiful girl and doesn't have that thing. You're not going to be like her. So that's too bad that you're going to have tha-"

"NOOOO! I want to be Sailor moon too!"

"But you said you wanted one and I thought you-"

"I don't want it! I want to be pretty like Sailor moon!"

"Well, if you say so…"

"At least, that clears everything up. She easily fell for that one," He thought.

-An hour later—

Kakashi sat on the counter to take a break. "I'm finally done giving them a bath. Now they're in bed asleep. But…I still have to clean this place up." He looked around his apartment that was made a mess because of his students.

Kakashi plopped onto the sofa, and sighed loudly. "God…I'm so exhausted. I never thought this evening would be a bad day for me. It makes me wonder how parents are able to handle their children when they're acting spoiled little brats." He closed his eye(s).

"Forget that…I shouldn't be thinking about this. Ahh…for once it's so quiet and peaceful when they're not awake. This is what I need: a rest."

Then he heard footsteps running towards him and suddenly someone jumped on top of Kakashi's stomach. "Oof!" he grunted.

"Papa Kaka!" Naruto shouted loudly, continually to jump on his stomach.

"Naruto, stop jumping!"

Naruto shouted, "Okay!" He didn't get off of him though. Sakura and Sasuke were standing there, looking at their 'father'.

"What are you kids doing here? Shouldn't you be in bed?" Kakashi asked while rubbing his stomach painfully.

"Papa…" Chibi Sakura took Kakashi's hand and she then patted his hand over her little belly, "…Me hunnnggrr…"

Hungr wasn't a word, but Kakashi read her mind. "…You're hungry?"

Sakura nodded slowly.

"…Don't tell me you two are hungry as well?" Kakashi said, looking at Naruto and Sasuke.

"Yup, yup, yup, I'm hungry too!" Naruto bounced several times.

"Me too!" Sasuke raised his hands up.

"All right, all right, I got it! Now Naruto; quit bouncing on me and get off of me right now!"

"Yay, we're going to eat!" Naruto jumped off of him.

Kakashi sat up. "I guess I have to make something to eat." He sighed.

All of them went straight to the kitchen.

TBC

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