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A Bunch of Childish Preteens
Chapter 5-Baby sitter? Part 1
The alarm went off, making a loud noise. Kakashi slammed on the sleep-button, effectively turning it off. Kakashi was lying on his bed, face down. "It's morning already? It doesn't feel like it…I'm still tired…but why?"
"I had a weird dream last night. I dreamt that Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura had turned into little kids. They were so much trouble and they liked to get into big messes. Thank god it was only a dream." Kakashi thought to himself, relieved it was only a dream.
Suddenly the door slammed open.
"What the—did someone just open my door?"
A blonde boy ran towards to his Kakashi, his 'father', and jumped on top of his back, "Oof!" Kakashi grunted.
"Wake up, Papa Kaka!" Naruto shouted as he started pulling Kakashi's silver hair.
"Ow, ow, ow!" Kakashi said. It hurt when Naruto pulled his hair.
"It's morning, Papa! Get up, get up, get up!" Sakura was pulling Kakashi's arms off the bed with her tiny hands.
"Papa Kachi is still asleep?" Sasuke stood in front of his face, poking Kakashi's face. "Wakie-wakie, Papa Kachi!" He kept poking his face.
"All right! I'm up, I'm up! Now Naruto, get off of me!"
"Yay, Papa-Kaka is awake!" Naruto shouted happily.
"Yay! Yay! Yay! He's awake!" Sasuke and Sakura hopped around cheerfully in unison.
Sakura and Sasuke left the room while Naruto jumped off of him and ran out as well.
"That was no dream…" Kakashi was rubbing his messy hair.
15 minutes later…
Kakashi came out his room, wearing his usual clothes. He saw little Naruto and little Sakura sitting on the floor and Sasuke sitting on the couch in front of the TV, watching a cartoon.
Kakashi thought that he should make breakfast for them before they whined about it. He went to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator. He found out that there wasn't any food. He remembered last night that Sasuke ate all the food. Well, not exactly…he wasted all the food by making a mess.
Not only that, Kakashi used all the leftover food last night too. So, there's only one solution.
Kakashi sighed, "I guess I should go to the grocery store and then buy some clothes for them too." He closed the fridge.
Kakashi walked out from the kitchen and thought, "But the problem is I can't take them with me. I'm sure it'll be troublesome if they were with me. I need someone to take care of them while I run errands. But who will take care of them?" He was walking over the window.
Kakashi stood looking out the window; he spotted a blue short haired girl and white eyes that was walking with her teammate. There were two boys. One boy was wearing gray jacket with hood on, had a white puppy was cuddling inside in his jacket. The other boy wore black sunglasses with a very high collared jacket.
Kakashi slides his window to the right and called their name loudly, "Oy! Kiba, Hinata, Shino!"
Team 8 turned and found the silver haired man waving at them. "Isn't that Kakashi-sensei?" Kiba asked his teammates, "What's up?" He asked Kakashi.
"Are you all busy right now?" Kakashi asked, praying that they weren't busy.
"No. Kurenai-sensei has some important mission, so she gave us a day off. We're not doing anything right now," Shino told him.
"Great, they can help me out!"
"D-do you n-need something f-from us?" Hinata asked shyly.
"Yeah, can you guys come up here? I need you to do me favor."
They looked at each other and they did what he told them. They went up stairs to reach his apartment. When they reached inside the apartment, they found Kakashi.
"Listen, I need you guys to baby-sit them." Kakashi pointed at Naruto and the other two.
Kiba, Hinata, and Shino looked. They saw the two kids sitting on the floor and other one on the couch. "Hey, don't they look like Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke?" Kiba asked aloud.
"Y-you're right," Hinata agreed.
"Indeed, they do." Shino said while lifting his sunglasses up.
"Well yeah…it is them." Kakashi told them and it surprised them a lot.
"What?!" They looked at him, wanting him to explain the whole story.
"I have no choice, but to explain them." Kakashi explained to them about what happened to them yesterday. He finished his speech with, "…That's how it happened. You see, the thing is that I need to do some shopping and buy some clothes for them. If I take them, I'm sure they'll go wandering off. So, I couldn't take them with me. Of course, I'll pay you to do it."
"Baby-sit them? No problem, we'll do it, right guys?" Kiba looked at his teammate.
"S-sure, I d-don't mind…" Hinata was twiddling her fingers against each other.
"Fine with me," Shino replied.
"Thanks, I'll be back soon," Kakashi slipped his shoes and stepped out of the door.
When he was gone, Shino spoke, "Since there are three kids…why don't we split up in three?"
"Sure, why not? That'll be easier for us to take care of them! Let's do that!" Kiba liked the idea.
"Who do you guys want to take care of?"
Hinata stared at Naruto since she had a crush on him. She couldn't help herself and think Naruto was so cute, "I w-want to t-take of N-Naru—"
"I'll take care of Naruto! With me around, he'll be too scared to be a troublemaker," Kiba said. Akamaru barked in agreement.
"N-No!! I w-want to t-take care o-of N-Naruto-kun…" Hinata thought, almost about to cry into tears.
"What about you, Hinata?" Shino asked.
"Um…t-then I'll t-take care of S-Sakura." Hinata said disappointed tone since she couldn't pick Naruto.
"Okay, then I'll have to take care of Sasuke." Everybody nodded and walked towards the kids they had to baby-sit.
Chibi Naruto spotted them, "Who are you?" he asked. Sasuke and Sakura noticed them too.
"We're your baby-sitters."
"Baby-sitter?! I don't like baby-sitters! They suck!" Naruto shouted.
Kiba rolled his eyes. "Nobody asked you if you liked it or not."
Akamaru barked in agreement.
"Wow, a doggie! I wanna pet him! I wanna pet him! I wanna pet him!" Naruto jumped up and down, trying to pet Akamaru.
"No, you may not pet him!"
"Come on, I wanna pet him!"
"No!"
Hinata went to the little pink haired girl. She bent down so they were at eye level, "H-Hi…I'm H-Hinata."
"Hi Onee-chan!" Sakura smiled.
"She's so cute…" Hinata thought, smiling.
"Ne, ne, ne Onee-chan!" Sakura tugged on Hinata's sleeves.
"H-Hai?"
"Do you want to draw with me?"
"S-Sure, let's g-go."
"Yay! Draw, draw, draw!" Sakura hopped up and down across the room while Hinata followed behind her.
Later, with Shino and Sasuke…
Shino and Sasuke sat on the couch, watching cartoon on the TV.
"Can I play with fire, Onii-san?" Sasuke asked, looking at Shino.
"No," Shino replied.
Silence…
"Do you want to look at my bugs?"
"With fire?" Sasuke said, smiling and excited.
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"…Go back to watching television."
Sasuke nodded and went back watching TV.
They didn't really have much in common.
Kiba and Naruto…
"Come on, I wanna pet the doggie!" Naruto begged him and gave him a cute face.
Kiba sighed, annoyed of Naruto's voice. "All right, all right." He took Akamaru out from his jacket and lowered him, "Akamaru, let him pet you."
Akamaru sat down and Naruto bent down, started petting. Akamaru was enjoying the petting until he felt his long ear being pulled.
"Hehehe, this is fun!" Naruto started pulling on Akamaru's ears.
Akamaru was whimpering loudly.
"Hey, stop it! You're hurting him!" Kiba yelled.
Akamaru pulled his ear out of Naruto's hand and ran away.
"Hey, come back here, doggie!" Naruto chased after him and Akamaru ran around in a circle to get away.
After that, Akamaru hid under the couch. Naruto stopped and said, "Aw man, he got away!"
"Of course, he did! You hurt hi—"A remote hit Kiba's face, "Ow! Why did you do that for!?" He rubbed his face.
Naruto threw the same remote and it hit Kiba's head again. "Ow, stop that!" The remote left a big bump behind Kiba's head.
"That was fun! Let's do that again!" Naruto continued to throw other stuff at Kiba which caused him to run away.
Naruto chased after him, "Akamaru, help me!" He asked for help.
"Bark, bark, bark!" Akamaru stuck his head out from the couch.
"What?! How can you do this to your own master?! Why won't you help me?!"
"Bark, bark, bark!"
"What?! Just because I didn't help you!? Well, you didn't ask for help!"
"Bark, bark, bark!"
"Why you…how can you say that 'I deserve it'?! You are one of the most—OW!" He got hit by a book. "Wait till I get my hands on you two!" He cursed at Naruto, but mostly Akamaru. He stated listing the punishments Akamaru would get when they got home.
-Hinata and Sakura—
"Draw, draw, draw! Don't you love to draw? I love to draw!" Sakura was singing in cute tone, while drawing.
Hinata giggled, finding it cute.
"Onee-chan! I'm done drawing!" Sakura handed the drawing to Hinata.
"G-Great, let your O-Onee-chan see w-what you d-drawn." Hinata held the drawing and looked at it.
The drawing were drew four people, "H-How cute…w-who are t-they?" Hinata asked, curiously.
"That's Papa…that's me…that's Naruto…and that's Sasuke!" she said. She pointed to each of the people.
"T-That's very n-nice…" Hinata said, but she noticed something wrong with Naruto and Sasuke in the drawing. "B-but how come N-Naruto-kun and S-Sasuke-san don't have c-clothes on?"
"It's because of yesterday! They weren't wearing any clothes!"
"T-They weren't?"
"Yeah!"
"O-Okay…so s-she saw them n-naked…that's s-sort of explains it," Hinata thought.
"T-Then what is this s-spot?" she pointed below of Naruto.
"I don't know! I saw it when they weren't wearing clothes."
"N-not wearing c-clothes?" Hinata raised her right eyebrow. Sakura actually saw them when they were naked?
"Yeah, they have that thing down there and I don't know what they are. I don't even have one. I asked Papa, 'when can I have one?' He told me that I can't have it. I wonder why I can't have it," Sakura began to wonder.
Hinata's mind was imagining an older Naruto naked. She blushed hardly. She knew what Sakura meant too, "I c-can't believe s-she would d-draw this s-stuff…"
"Ne, Onee-chan?"
"H-Hai?"
"Do you have one too?"
"H-Have one w-what?"
"That thing on down there." Sakura showed the bottom part.
Hinata stayed silent. "Do you?" Sakura stared at her white eyes.
"U-um…well…I…u -uh…I…u-um…" Hinata doesn't know how to answer that question. Of course she didn't. But how can someone reply to that?
She was screwed.
Back to Sasuke and Shino…
Sasuke and Shino were on the seat and watching TV.
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They didn't really have anything to comment on. But unlike Hinata and Kiba, Shino had no problems with Sasuke.
TBC
There you have it! Team 8 is baby sitting them. Hope you liked it! Please RR!
-Saki-Kun