Chapter 6
Kagome turned her head and glared at him.
"You sneaky little fuck!" She yelled and quickly looked down at her son to see him still sound asleep. Inuyasha grinned wickedly.
"And your point?"
"I'm not going to do it." She said in answer, crossing her arms over her chest. Inuyasha shook his finger at her and clicked his tongue against his teeth three times.
"Sorry Kags, but you agreed to marry me, and I want to make sure we are married." He said smiling and Kagome could see a hint of his fangs. She muttered curses under her breath, though both Inuyasha and Sesshomaru (who stayed silent) could hear her. She gently woke Ryoichi up. He sat up rubbing his eyes.
"Mommy, we home?" He asked her in a sleepy voice. Kagome smiled at him.
"Not yet sweetie." She turned angry eyes toward Inuyasha and clenched her teeth. "Daddy wanted to stop by a church really quick." She said. Ryoichi looked at his father and then his mother.
"Ok!" He said happily. Inuyasha chuckled and got out of the limo with Sesshomaru, Ryoichi, and Kagome in tow. When Kagome stood outside of the limo, Inuyasha grabbed her by the hand and dragged her up the church steps and through the double doors. She cursed at him the entire way and looked back once to see Sesshomaru slowly following them with Ryoichi in his arms. Inuyasha dragged her into the Pastor's office and sat her down in the chair in front of the desk, putting his hands on her shoulders so she couldn't get up. The Pastor looked up startled.
"We would like to get married. Today." He said and smiled sweetly at the Pastor.
"Do you have a marriage license?" He asked Inuyasha. Inuyasha's smile stayed in place.
"No, so do you think you can give us one?" He asked. The Pastor shook his head.
"No, you'll have to go through the same process as everybody else." He said. Inuyasha turned to Sesshomaru, who stepped forward.
"Excuse me, sir. My name is Sesshomaru Tashio and I request that you give my younger brother a marriage license so that he may wed the mother of his child. If you choose to decline I will be forced to take action in the form of purchasing your church and turning it into a compost heap." Sesshomaru said and then leaned over the Pastor's desk. "Do you like flies?" The pastor shook his head. Sesshomaru stood up straight again. "That's what I thought." He backed up a few steps and stood silently, yet menacingly behind Inuyasha, who grinned at the Pastor.
"So, how about that marriage license?"
"Do you Inuyasha Tashio, take Kagome Higurashi to be your lawfully wedded
wife, to have and to hold, until death do you part?" The Pastor asked.
"I do."
"And do you Kagome Higurashi, take Inuyasha Tashio to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold until death do you part?" The Pastor asked, turning to Kagome. She had her arms crossed over her chest.
"Yea, yea, whatever." She muttered. The Pastor frowned.
"You mean I do?"
"Yea, yea what you said." She waved her hand up and down at the Pastor. He looked to Inuyasha who waved for him to continue.
"All right, now you may kiss the bride." He said. Inuyasha grinned wolfishly and turned to Kagome and leaned down. She quickly put her hand against her lips.
"Sorry, but keep dreaming." She said and screamed when Inuyasha licked her hand." Ew, gross! What are you, 8?" She asked. He laughed.
"No 18, but that's close enough." He said and Kagome glared at him while wiping her hand on her mini-skirt. Inuyasha turned toward his son, and caught the words 'sick pig' from Kagome. He ignored her and held out his hands for Ryoichi. Ryoichi smiled as he was transferred from his uncle's arms to his father's.
"Well, Ryoichi, now you are rightfully my heir and now you get to live in a biiiig mansion with Daddy and Uncle Sesshomaru." He said.
"Yay, Daddy!" Ryoichi screamed.
"Hold up!" Kagome interrupted and took Ryoichi from Inuyasha.
"I never agreed to live with you." She said. Inuyasha frowned.
"We're married, it was implied." He answered. Kagome shook her head.
"Nuh-uh. I may be married to you but I sure as hell am not living with you, and if you don't like it you can just blow it out your ass." She said firmly.
"Lord have mercy." They heard the Pastor say and then a thump. They all turned to see the Pastor on the ground, his hand around his cross, in a dead faint. Sesshomaru walked toward the Pastor and helped him up. Inuyasha chuckled.
"Well Kagome, looks like your language is rude enough to make a man of God faint." He said. Kagome growled at him and then turned to the Pastor.
"I am soo sorry, sir." She said and started walking away.
"Yes, I'm sorry as well. I should never have allowed Lucifer's daughter to walk on Holy Ground." Inuyasha said with a slight grin playing on his face. Kagome growled louder as she continued walking toward the exit.
"Yea, and I should never have let a demon lord or his half-breed brother in here. No offense Sesshy!" Kagome retorted as she looked over her shoulder at them. Inuyasha laughed and they heard another thump as the Pastor fainted again. Sesshomaru gave up on the man and turned to leave.
"None taken, Kagome." Sesshomaru said.
"Aren't you quick with the retorts Kagome. But if you don't come to live with me I'll stalk you and annoy you until you do. I'll even tell Naraku all your little secrets, as well as how you just made a man of God faint. I bet he'll get a kick out of that one." Inuyasha said happily as he caught up to his wife and son. Kagome snorted.
"Like your little threats are going to change my mind. I know you InuTRASHA. And you don't scare me." Kagome said and Inuyasha growled at the way Kagome said his name. Kagome's ex-boyfriend Koga used to call him that, and after she caught wind of it she dumped him but used it on occasion when she was angry at Inuyasha.
"Oh really? Well I think Naraku will get a kick out of hearing about the time we did it in the –" He began but was cut off by Kagome's hand against his mouth.
"If you finish that sentence I swear to the Lord Above I will cut off your cock and feed it to you." She said. Ryoichi looked up at his mother.
"Mommy? What's a cock?" He asked. Kagome saw Inuyasha looked at her in a 'so whatcha gonna do now?' kind of way and she didn't take her eyes from him when she spoke.
"It's a male chicken sweetie." She said without hesitation. Ryoichi looked up at her in confusion.
"But Mommy, why would you want to cut off Daddy's male chicken?" he asked. Kagome looked down at him.
"Because Daddy loves his male chicken and would be really sad if I cut it off." She answered. Inuyasha looked at her with wide eyes and she heard rumbling laughter and turned her head to see Sesshomaru walking toward them with a wide grin on his face.
"Oh Kagome. I have missed your rude humor and quick retorts, oh so much. I would really enjoy having you live with us. Would you please reconsider coming to stay?" He asked her with a twinkle in his eyes. Kagome smiled at him.
"I'll think about it." She said and glared at Inuyasha and quickly took her hand away when she saw a mischievous look in his eyes. "That means, Inuyasha that I will think about it and decide on my own without any pressure from you." She said and stepped out into the early evening and took the church steps two at a time and climbed into the limo, not waiting for Inuyasha's answer. He looked at his brother who was grinning at him.
"I'm glad you chose her, Yasha. She will make conversations at meals entertaining, as will her son." He said and slid into the limo with Inuyasha grumbling behind him. They silently drove to Kagome's apartment and when they got there they all got out and Sesshomaru hugged Kagome.
"I had a very entertaining time today. Please don't be a stranger Kagome." Sesshomaru said. Kagome nodded and kissed his cheek.
"I won't, Sesshomaru. I promise." She answered. He nodded and got back into the limo and it drove away. Kagome looked at Inuyasha.
"So are you going home or are you going to annoy me for the rest of the day?" She asked. Inuyasha smiled.
"I think I'll hang around for a little while." He said. Kagome sighed.
"Fine, but if you're staying do me a favor and take Ryoichi inside. I have to go to the grocery store." She said and Inuyasha took Ryoichi from her and walked up to the apartment and Kagome walked to her car and went to the store.
When she came back an hour later she walked in with five grocery bags in her hand and set them on the counter in the kitchen. Naraku and Inuyasha had been on the couch with Ryoichi on the floor playing with one of his toys. At Kagome's entrance Naraku grinned and stood up to lean against the doorframe of the kitchen. Kagome looked at him in question.
"So the confessional, huh?" He said and waggled his eyebrows. Kagome's eyes narrowed and she zoned in on Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha I told you if you finished that sentence I would castrate you! Were you not listening?!" She yelled. Inuyasha grinned.
"I didn't finish the sentence, Kagome. But you never said ANYTHING about not telling Naraku."
"It was implied." Kagome said mocking Inuyasha. Naraku laughed.
"So it's true. I thought Inuyasha was just kidding. Good thing a nun didn't catch you two." He said. Inuyasha laughed.
"Actually one did. Lucky for us she wasn't a dependable witness considering she was known as being senile as well as prone to having hallucinations of a sexual nature… for some reason always starring Kagome and I." Inuyasha said and grinned wickedly at Kagome. She growled as she put the groceries away. Naraku looked back at him wide eyed.
"You mean that wasn't the only time?" He asked. Kagome slammed a cabinet and glared at him.
"No, it wasn't the only time and each time we were caught by that same nun and so we ended up thinking up a convincing lie that would explain the positions we were in, in case she did catch us. I swear that woman's nose could smell sex from a mile away and find out exactly where it was being performed in 5 seconds flat." Kagome said. Naraku was doubled over in laughter.
"Yea, I think she did too, but those were some good times." Inuyasha said and nodded his head with a tiny smile on his face. Kagome laughed.
"Yea, but look where that got us." She said. Inuyasha looked at her in confusion.
"What, happily married with the most adorable son two people could have?" Inuyasha asked. Kagome looked at him in disbelief.
"No. Unhappily married at an inappropriate age with the most adorable son two people could have." She said and went back to the groceries.
"Oh, right." Inuyasha said. "So Kags, you decided on moving in yet?" He asked.
"I'm not moving in with you, Inuyasha." She answered.
"Hey now, Kagome. I did not make up that plan to have you marry Inuyasha and then have you angry with me just so everything would stay the same, only you have a ring on your finger and a husband who shares the most interesting secrets, no matter how juicy. You're moving in with him and if you say no then I'm kicking you out of the apartment." Naraku said and Kagome was about to open her mouth to tell him to fuck off when his last words sunk in and she sighed.
"Fine, let me go pack." She sighed and left the kitchen.
Hmmm... would you call this a cliffie? I don't really think it is... but then again what the hell do I know? OH YEAH! I know what's gonna happen next! MWAHAHAHAHAHAA! (cough cough) Gotta work on the evil laugh...