Chapter 13
"I can't believe I'm doing this." Inuyasha groaned as he got up from the circle that was made up of Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Inuyasha, Kagura, and Sesshomaru.
"Yea well it's your fault for picking Dare. You knew what was coming." Kagome said as she stood up as well to help Inuyasha and took him into the bathroom. The others sat around waiting and Kagura started to smile as Sesshomaru watched her in confusion, not understanding what she could possibly be happy about. Inuyasha and Kagome came back out ten minutes later. Everyone started laughing as they looked at Inuyasha who was sulking. In a dress and make up. Kagome turned her attention on Sesshomaru.
"Well, Sesshy, Inuyasha's wearing the dress and make up, looks to me like you want Kagura." She grinned. Sesshomaru's eyes slowly widened and he started to growl.
"Kagome!" He yelled and she screamed and ran out of the room. Sesshomaru followed her and when she looked back he was hot on her heels.
"Doesn't this seem familiar?" She asked him as they ran. He growled again.
"Yes, but it won't be if you let me catch you this time." Kagome laughed, amusement sparkling in her eyes.
"Dream on old man." She said and ran even faster down the stairs. As she went she looked back again and saw Kagura followed by Inuyasha chasing after them. She even saw Sango and Miroku following them with amused looks on their faces. Kagome ran full tilt into the kitchen and suddenly stopped. Sesshomaru continued to run with determination in his eyes and grabbed her by the waist and shoved her up against the wall, as gently as he could. He glared at her and continued to growl.
"You will pay for your trickery." He said and suddenly started to tickle her. She gasped and squirmed, laughing.
"Sesshomaru, stop! I can't breathe!" She said as she continued to laugh. Suddenly Inuyasha was there. He pulled Sesshomaru off of her and grabbed her wrist. He pulled her toward the island, which had been cleared of anything and everything and put her on it. Then he called Miroku over and suddenly Kagome was on her back, being restrained by Miroku and Inuyasha. Inuyasha leaned over her head and grinned wickedly at her, upside down.
"You are going to pay for making me wear a dress." He said and lifted his head nodding at Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru grinned and slowly walked toward Kagome with his hands held up with his claws bent and suddenly ran at her and started to tickle her everywhere. She was laughing uncontrollably and squirming around.
"Stop it! I can't breathe!" She said between giggles but Sesshomaru didn't relent. Sango and Kagura stood by and watched, amused at Kagome's torture. Suddenly the kitchen door opened and Myoga walked in the room with Ryoichi. Myoga looked at the scene before him with a confused and shocked expression. Ryoichi laughed and pointed at Inuyasha.
"Daddy looks like Mommy. Ha, I have two Mommies now!" he laughed again and clapped his hands. It was so silent in the room you could hear a pin drop. Suddenly everyone looked at each other and started laughing. They continued to laugh until the kitchen door opened again and saw Hakudoshi standing there staring at them all.
"You all are idiots." He said and turned back around and left the room. Everyone stood staring at each other and then heard the front door slam shut and they all turned to look at Kagura. She shrugged.
"He's not the most polite person." She said in explanation and everyone snorted at her understatement. Suddenly Kagome started to laugh as her gaze traveled over Inuyasha. He made a rather gorgeous woman.
"Hey Inuyasha, you don't look half bad as a female." She said and laughed harder as he twisted his face into a sour look and the other's joined in on the laughter.
Kagura grinned and slowly sauntered toward Sesshomaru.
"So Fluffy, will you go out with me now? I mean you DID say you'd want me when Yasha wore a dress." She said. Sesshomaru looked her over and sighed in defeat.
"Fine, I'll date you but no more stalking. I'm really getting sick of all the love letters I keep finding on my clothes when I come out of the shower." He said and shivered. Everyone started laughing again and then Sesshomaru and Kagura left, along with Myoga and Ryoichi after he'd eaten his lunch, leaving Kagome, Inuyasha, Sango, and Miroku in the kitchen.
"God I miss when we used to hang out here and mess with Sess." Kagome said and shook her head.
"Yea." Sango said. "We had some good times. But then they all went to hell when your mom went psycho." She said and Kagome giggled.
"Yup. Oh hey Yasha, did they take her to jail?" Kagome asked, remembering that whole ordeal with her mom and the police. Inuyasha nodded.
"Yea, and Sesshomaru gave your grandpa and brother an allowance to help them pay the bills and such." He said and smiled at her. She nodded and laughed at her two friends expressions. She then realized they didn't know what'd happened with her mom and explained. Afterwards they shook their heads in disbelief.
"I knew she was crazy but not THAT crazy." Miroku said and the other three nodded their heads in agreement.
They went back up to Inuyasha and Kagome's room and on the way grabbed Ryoichi and decided to play with him for a while. After a while Sango and Miroku went home after Kagome and Sango had made a date to go out to the movies the next day after school and then hang out at her house for a while.
After Inuyasha came back from walking them to the front door he went to the bathroom to make sure all the make up was off and then got into bed and scowled at Kagome as she came back into the room from tucking Ryoichi into his bed. She smiled at him innocently and climbed in next to him and then leaned over and kissed Inuyasha on his lips. She leaned back slightly and smiled at him. His eyes narrowed.
"You're very conniving you know." He said. Kagome smiled.
"And you're pretty hot when you're a girl." She said and kissed him again. He growled after kissing her back and then turned over and closed his eyes. Kagome giggled and wrapped her arms around his waist and nuzzled her face into his neck and they fell asleep.
The next morning Kagome and Inuyasha went downstairs to find Sesshomaru and Kagura making out in the kitchen. The two teens looked at each other and grinned. Kagome called out to Sesshomaru and the two demons separated quickly and looked guiltily at Kagome.
"So Sess, did you fall on her lips and lose your tongue in her mouth or are you actually kissing Kagura of your own free will?" Kagome asked her brother-in-law as Inuyasha snickered. Sesshomaru turned crimson and opened and closed his mouth, unable to answer. Kagome grinned and looked happily toward Kagura who looked just as embarrassed.
"Congratulations Kagura." She said and grabbed a pop tart from the box and then left the kitchen with Inuyasha and they giggled all the way to the car.
When they got to school they found Kikyo waiting for them outside. She was grinning like the Cheshire cat.
"So heard you guys had fun last night. Good for you. Hope you enjoyed it while it lasted." She said and then walked into the school without another word. Kagome blinked after her and looked at Inuyasha.
"What the hell was that about?" She asked him. He sighed and took her hand as they walked into the school.
"She's up to something. And by her excited smell it's going to be something big." He said.
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