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"I think it's the time that all of you all get some 'professional' help." Xemnas continued, he knew that maybe only one person or none at all heard him through all of the choas, "I think we should all have group counseling!" he said louder than before so everyone who didn't listen the first time he said it could hear. Xemnas couldn't believe why he didn't think of this idea earlier. The simple idea of counseling was just plain genius!

The room went dead silent in response for once. Xemnas was really happy about that, meetings were always chaotic, loud, and rarely anyone could concentrate 100 percent.

Xigbar had stopped shooting the wall that was too close to Marluxia's head, Marluxia had stopped his argument and death threats at Xigbar. Axel stopped trying to burn Demyx's sitar while playing poker and Roxas stopped with his poker game with Luxord and Axel. Larxene stopped thorwing her stressball at other people as well. Vexen stopped reading while Saix woke up and Lexaeus stopped humming some meditation tune. Zexion just gave a bored and unbelievable glance at Xemnas while Xaldin stopped reading his magazine. Demyx also took this time to shut up from his horrible singing on his sitar as his water clones disappeared.

"I'm glad you like the idea." Xmenas said taking in the group's unbelievable silence as a yes.

Apparently, that wasn't the case as an explosion of disagreement was heard.

So much for a peaceful silence.

"We don't' need group counseling! I have no problems as it is!" Axel said. "Just tell Demyx to stop playing that damn guitar and I'll be fine!" Axel glared at Demyx who was about to sing another song while playing his stair.

"HEY! There is NOTHING wrong with my stair or singing!" Demyx countered. Seriously, he wasn't that bad! He was actually...good. "You just don't' understand talent!"

"I think Larxene needs it the most, she and Saix have anger issues." Lexaeus pointed out while reading his tai chi book.

"I can control my anger just fine!" Larxene screamed, she started squeezing her stress ball and throwing it repeatedly against the floor and stomping on it. It was a solution she had to use in the meeting rooms otherwise Xemnes would kill her for injuring another member again...last time it was Marluxia. "AHH MUST LET ANGER OUT!"

"I object to this! I think we should find a peaceful and easier solution" Lexaeus said pulling his eyes away from the book, it was actually pretty interesting and he decided he should use it more often.

"What do I have to do to get some sleep around here!" Saix complained being woken up for the millionth time. He was going to go berserker any minute now...

"If only everyone would stop trying to kill me! STOP SHOOTING ME DAMN IT!" Marluxia yelled at Xigbar, he was going to summon his scythe...Xigbar had taken an interest in using Marluxia as a target in the meeting room today, he thought it was way more amusing then using Demyx anyway.

"Whoops...my hand slipped." Xigbar said as he whistled innocently while chuckling and clicking his guns.

"AH HA! So THAT'S why the cakes taste so good!" Vexen said amused at the cooking and cake mixing baking book. "Because it's overloaded with butter!"

"...That'd explain a lot..." Lexaeus muttered. Maybe he should lay off the butter and sweets...

Vexen then added as an addition to his earlier answer, "I could just make a potion for everyone to get over their mental problems. A bit quicker too"

"We don't have mental problems!" Roxas argued.

"Yeah, and maybe we can end up all crazy again like last time!" Axel protested remembering their encounter with Vexen's potions. Not a good memory at all.

"If the dice rolls a one, then we don't have to go to counseling." Luxord proposed as he rolled two dices in which rolled a five after Larxene threw the stress ball across the room. "no counseling needed."

"Majority rules! I'm the keyblade master!" Roxas added crossing his arms.

"...so that's why their hair can stay so straight!" Xaldin said reading some beauty magazine he'd stolen from Marluxia. He cleared his throat, and looked at the...helpless...organization members. "Looks like they need it the most, not me."

"Is that..my magazine?" Marluxia said trying to see what Xaldin was reading as Xaldin coughed and tried to get it away from Marluxia.

"No! Of course not!" Xaldin said as Zexion snatched it away from him.

"...Hair styling tips?" Zexion said raising an eyebrow at the two. "You actually read this?"

"Hey! Not everyone can get their hair all perfect like yours!" Marluxia snapped as Zexion shrugged and gave him back the magazine.

"We do not need the counseling! You need it You and Saix and Lexaeus and Larxene!" Demyx suggested. "You actually CARE for meetings!"

"I think you need it the most actually." Zexion and Axel muttered at the same time.

"And what about you and the rest of them?" Saix said, he must control his emotions, he could not go into berserker mode again...No more damage...fixing up the place wasn't exactly fun.

There was a whole entire yelling sequence right about now as everyone was trying to voice their opinions and yell out their protests.

"Idiots... I'm stuck with IDIOTS!" Zexion yelled as he clutched his head in his hands. Why him? Zexion had always wondered that.

Xemnas seemed to share Zexion's problem too as he sighed and bellowed. "SILENCE!"

Everyone seemed to shut up once again as they started at their Superior who clearly looked angry and pissed off at the nonsense.

"I will not any nonsense, you ALL will NOT get out of this room until the problems are solved." Xemnas said as Demyx tried to sneak past him and run out the door, the door was lock however as Demyx tried his hardest to break it open and kicked it. Of course he wasn't making such a big scene, yes I'm being sarcastic if you didn't catch that...

"It's locked!" Demyx complained trying to get out. "I'm not going to stay with you people, I don't need counseling, damn it!"

"Get away from that door." Xemnas hissed getting pissed as Demyx whimpered and went back to his seat crossing his arms. He was thinking of teleporting out of here before Xemnas ordered, "Teleport and die. All of you."

The room went silent once again as everyone tried to think of an alternative way to get out of this now.

"I'm not going to let ANY of you out of the room until we get this problem solved."

"Who's our shrink going to be then?" Axel asked wanting to give whoever it was a hard time.

"I am your shrink." Xemnas said as the room went dead silent once again. A second alter everyone had burst out laughing and coughing very hard to cover it up.

"...You're going to be our shrink?" Demyx snickered, if anyone, Xemnas did need the most help.

"You have your options. I've been reading some books, I can handle all of you idiots." Xemnas said taking out a few books on counseling, there was a stack of five textbook sized books.

"...You actually read this?" Marluxia said glancing at the books, wow, what a loser, Marluxia thought. He had no idea anyone could stand reading these highly stupid books. Think Dr. Phil problems or something.

"I actually found it on the kitchen table, someone apparently left them there." Xemnas said as Lexaeus slowly slinked back in his chair coughing. So much for trying to be one with nature and stuff...

"Uh...I need to get coffee... Lots of it." Demyx said raising up his hand enthusiastically. "Can I go now?"

"You don't need anymore, now sit down." Xemnas said as Demyx frowned and sat down.

"What if we have to go on our mission?" Zexion tried, he needed to get out of here he'd go crazy if he stayed in a room with all of these people for more than fifteen minutes.

"You don't have any as of now."

"What if my lab explodes?" Vexen brought up.

Everyone was desperate. They needed some excuse to get out of here.

"What if I loose my poker bet?" Luxord said remembering his online bets.

"Oh! The heat!" Marluxia said dramatically as he toppled over his chair.

"Get up...you're not convincing." Zexion said laughing in his head at Marluxia's poor attempt.

"I don't think I take it!" Marluxia continued with his act, the room was staring at Marluxia's response and snickering.

"Get up number eleven. And stop being so...off...." Xemnas muttered as Marluxia grumpily got up whiel everyone was laughing once again. So much for his great escape.

"I'm hungry." Demyx complained.

"I'm missing my favorite soap sho--I mean...I think I burned something..." Axel said, that was a really close slip.

"I can't meditate with you people in here." Lexause stated.

"I can't even sleep with this endless bickering." Saix growled.

"My targets may move! Those stupid rabbits...they think they're all cute and then they run up and attack you!" Xigbar said, he needed to find some sort of target and rabbits happened to be the only things.

"My head is going to explode." Zexion added.

"Wait a minute! I can unlock the door! I have a keybalde!" Roxas said smiling at the idea, He was about to open it too before Xemnas grabbed him by the collar and threw him back in his seat while taking away the keyblade.

"That's not fair!" Roxas pouted. He was so close to freedom...Roxas's keyblade appered back in his hand however.

"Don't you dare use that." Xemnas threathen as Roxas pouted and put the keyblade away.

"I'll go crazy and you'd all have to be in the same room as me...And I can get very...evil..." Larxene said doing her crazed maniac laugh, "MUHAHHAHA" Larxene then choked as she began to cough a whole lot while everyone rolled their eyes.

Xigbar cocked his gun again as he laughed, everyone enjoyed Larxene fail in her evil ways.

"No one is getting out of here until we get our problems solved, is that clear?" Xemnas bellowed as everyone shut up once again.

"Why do I have a feeling that this is going to turn out horrible?" Zexion said as he repeatedly hit him self in the head...mentally.

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To Be Continued...

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A bit longer...and yes...next chapter should be up soon as long as I have some time to write it...As usual, THANK YOU SO MUCH for the reviews and uh...keep reviewing? D haha Thanks for reading.

o by the way, I'm having some issues with the next chapter...between laziness and stuff...so do you prefer like actualy like GROUP problems or just one person problems? or both? hm...help me decied?

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