The following chapter will include lots of exagerations and isn't suitable for people who can't OOC-ness or randomness...

Updated Authors Note: So, with all of these new Chain of Memories, Kh2 Final Mix cutscenes. Zexion's weapon is now a Lexicon! And he talks more, and you can actually see his facial expressions and such! AND HE HAS A VOICE! In Japanese anyways. Which means, he's so not "emo" anymore! Anyways note that I wrote this before the Final Mix came out

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"We're in a circle...Happy?" Zexion said as Xemnas made Lexaus move all of the stuff except for the table so that they where all sitting in a circle facing each other. It had taken some time, but no one wanted to piss Xemnas off so they did as they were told with complaining. Xemnas could just go berserker on all of them and use their own weapons against each other immediately.

"Yay! Circles are cool! Are we going to play magical chairs now?" The same over enthusiastic Demyx asked as Xemnas shot him a glare.

"Now, what seems to be the problem here?" Xemnas said as he scanned through his book making sure that hew as doing this whole entire thing right. So far, he'd had...zero progress. No problems were solved except for putting everyone in some kind of enraged mood.

But that was the point of psychology wasn't it? One, admitting that you have a problem and getting out your anger two, spilling out your problems and three, getting the problems solved while the psychologists rips you off and gets lots of money. Maybe Xemnas should charge them...nah...they would own him a favor for this someday...

"...We're all stuck in a room with you trying to give us group counseling." Marluxia said crossing his arms and slinking back in his chair. "I think the so called problem speaks for itself."

"We're also sick of the flower boy's constant complaints." Vexen added smiling as Marluxia gave him a death glare. Boy, he had always wanted to call Marluxia that to his face.

"Your stupid experiments always drives everyone mad!" Larxene countered failing her arms around. "You think you're all that smart and you're not..."

"You're an insane sadistic person!" Demyx said to Larxene who had her kunais at the ready as Demyx jolted out of his seat a few inches. She wouldn't actually try to hurt him would she? Actually, she would, but Demyx wouldn't know that...

"And your stupidity doesn't' help." Axel also said laughing, he could use this as a chance to bash everyone else. As if throwing fire at everyone wasn't fun enough...

"Why is it always you four idiots that cause the most trouble?" Saix growled. "Just shut up. Especially you hot headed-"

"Now now, moon lady, let's not resort to name calling." Axel said waving his finger around as Saix let out a growl as he came close to punching Axel.

"Why do you always have to go berserker and damage everything? You still haven't fixed the wall on the side of my room!" Xigbar yelled remembering how Demyx and Axel had successfully pissed Saix off on one of their pranks. Saix wasn't happy and had enough of them therefore he went around the Castle destroying everything in his path. Xigbar's room just happened to be one of them with his new surfboard ruined as well.

"Don't' fight. Be one with nature!" Lexause said closing his eyes and humming again. He just wanted to let all of this anger out! Why did the sprits have to hate him so and leave him with these madmen?

"You stupid...bulk or rock..." Larxene muttered, Lexause always gets in the way of chases...

"Stop using everyone as target practice and maybe the world would be a better place." Xaldin nodded at Xigbar.

"Your stupid dragon broke my computer, how am I supposed to do any online betting now?" Luxord frowned. Stupid huge useless dragon of Xaldin's...He wanted some tea now...

"And you still own me some munny from your last bet actually..." Roxas said. "You KNOW that you bought that cake and didn't make it! I should've won that baking contest!"

"You can't cook, bake, or do anything..." Marluxia shot back.

"Will you all just shut up?" Zexion said in a stern tone.

"You shouldn't be so emo." Xemnas added chuckling at the young lab assistant.

"Excuse me? I'm NOT emo!" Zexion shot back glaring at Xemnas.

"Actually...Zexy...you kind of are. And you know what they do to Emo people!" Demyx said as he couldn't keep a straight face and burst out laughing.

"...This is absurd." Zexion said rolling his eyes. "I don't even listen to emo music, you're the one that's in love with emo music..."

"It's even weirder when you hear Xaldin sing rap. He seriously can't rap or sound like anything that's so..." Vexen tried to imitate the whole 'west side!" thing with the hands which just mad everyone give him weird glances. "Forget it."

"You...Rap?" Roxas said as she burst out laughing. "Wow...that's...sad."

"Shut up." Xaldin said angrily. How dare anyone exploit his secret?

"I'm not the one that wants to take over the world. Like that'll ever happen anyways." Zexion scoffed ignoring the odd side conversation the others had.

Marluxia and Xemnas glared at Zexion for this comment as he shrugged it off.

"We'll start with your problems first then, Zexion." Xemnas said as Zexion gave him a glare. Xemnas smiled at making the young lab assistant uncomfortable and pissed off. "Let's start...how do you all feel about Zexion? Number thirteen, you start and go down from there. No interruptions or else."

"Uh...I like his hair..." Roxas admitted.

"He's fun to tease..."

"My hair is better..." Xemnas gave Marluxia a glare as he added, "He's...distant..."

"He's too good at poker for his own good..."

"Are we supposed to be saying bad stuff or good stuff? I'm confused." Demyx said as Xemnas sighed.

"...whatever, number nine." Xemnas said.

"Ok then. I think he's too emo! Seriously Zexy! CHEER UP EMO KID!" Demyx said as he ran up to Zexion and tried to give him a hug.

"Get away from me" Zexion yelped as Demyx tried to hug him again before Zexion pushed him away.

"Fine! Don't appreciate the love!" Dmeyx sad dramatically doing the peace sign thing. Zexion just gave Demyx yet another one of his evil glares.

"Continue." Xemnas said impatiently.

"He knows too much stuff for his own good...and I think he can read my mind..." Axel said.

"Maybe I can." Zexion replied.

"What! no way!" Axel said covering his head just in case Zexion could read it. Axel was trying to think happy thoughts now as well as Demyx...

"Are you psychic? It'll be just between us!" Demyx added smiling widely as Zexion shot him another glare. "I promise I won't tell!"

"..."

"Fine! Secret's don't make friends!" Demyx said sticking this tongue out as Zexion's look seemed unchanged and he sighed. Everything was hopeless.

"He's doesn't' talk as much unlike the rest of you blabbering idiots." Saix nodded.

"I'd like to defend myself. Have you notice that I smirk alot? And I don't like dying , and I actually TALK?"

"He doesn't bother me much...But I think that he IS too emo..." Lexause voiced out. "Us six had to know him before all of you, and he wasn't always like this..."

"Well, before there was only the five of you crazy people that were somewhat intelligent, and now that number has almost tripled. How do I think I can stay sane!" Zexion said throwing his arms up in the air hopelessly.

"I wouldn't mind using some sort of happy potion or something to make him less emo." Vexen said thrilled at a new experiment.

"You keep away." Zexion warned.

"Too intellectual..." Xaldin waved it off.

"Not a fun target practice...and can't get a word out of him at times." Xigbar frowned. It was nearly impossible to get the cloaked schemer or see him nowadays.

"Because whenever I happen to be around you, you do all of the talking for me..." Zexion added. "Seriously, you never shut up."

"Hey! I do too!" Xigbar said. "What about you Xemnas? you have to be part of this too."

"Really good at scheming and pretty clever." Xemnas said. "So now it seems that number six is too anti social and emo for his own good. What should we do about it?"

"Aw...Poor Zexy, we don't bite...hard." Demyx laughed.

"I'm social, just not with you idiots." Zexion said. "And I can say more than a few sentences actually. In fact, I could always do that just either you do all of the talking or there is nothing to say because you wouldn't' understand it anyways!"

"Wow...That's the most I've heard you talk..." Axel said as Roxas nodded. "What did he say again?"

"...Exactly my point!" Zexion said growling now, maybe he should use bigger words...

"Wait." Demyx said thinking in his thinking stance. "So technically, you all sacrificed yourselves for your experiments and were left heartless, doesn't that mean that Zexy could be somewhat suicidal!" Demyx said, everyone knew of how the first 6 of the Organization came to be after all.

"YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT FEELS!" Zexion continued to rant in a dramatic tone. "I hate my life if you can even call it a life! No one likes me! I can't relate with any of you idiots here!"

"...He's even more emo than I thought..." Xigbar muttered.

"And I thought he was the normal one..." Xemnas sighed.

"How would you feel if you had no voice actor, official element or an official weapon or having a heart! Oh sure, it's always I can plan this or I can scheme that but it's never about me! It's always about what you people want! It's all about YOU YOU YOU!" Zexion said pointing at everyone now as they all had shocked expressions that Zexion had talked this much not to mention three other things.

Zezxy was out of character, over exaggerated, and rambling along with having mood swings of some sort.

This called for serious help.

"No one understands me!" Zexion said slamming his fist onto the table, it actually hurt him more than shaking the table, gosh, he couldn't even hit the darn table hard enough.

"I'm just going to go into my dark corner..." Zexion added pouting as he scooted his chair into his dark corner.

"NO! DON'T KILL YOURSELF EMO KID!" Demyx said as he tackled Zexion out of his chair and onto the floor. Demyx knew what would happen if emo kids were left alone in a corner, they might be hiding sharp objects...and the yeah...

"Get off! And get away from me! I can't even go to my own dark corner now!" Zexion said throwing some sort of weird fit now. "SEE! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!"

"...Wow, he's even more messed up then I could have ever imagined..." Xemnas said shaking his head.

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To be Continued...

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Yeah, you can blame school...I have really long rehearsals and after school practices until like 9 or something and then I have tons of homework to do and I have to get up at 5 in the morning. And I have eight classes... I hate school...it does make me emo sometimes T.T I don't even have a social life!

Yeah any who...a lot of Zexy's outbursts are somewhat inside jokes...and a strech on many parts, boy, we have so many of emo kid things...I was about to add the "emo kid song" but nah..

To also clear a few things up, my writing style isn't meant to be descriptive and long at times, It's more of a the short, but understandable type...Reviews, ideas, add's etc. are always greatly appreicated Thank you!