Yoyo peace out my home-dogs! (Sorry, it's a phase) I have not died. Isn't that just lovely!?
Anyway, this is a sweeeet AH fluff bit that came to me through brownies. Man. They're now a major inspiration… Anyhow, I own no one. PS, I know I'm late for valentines, but bear with me…
It was Valentines Day. Artemis sighed. He disliked Valentines for the fact that it made no sense… Did anyone know that the heart shape was based originally on The goddess of Love, Aphrodite's rear end? How very vulgar… Anyway. It was what it was. He had plans. He picked up his cell phone. It was 3 in the morning. He hoped the florists were awake.
Later on that Morning…
Angeline Fowl awoke in a room with all the curtains shut. She was surprised. Normally, when she awoke, they were open. She got up to open the curtains. When she did, she found a trail of carefully placed and lit candles, leading her to the balcony. Outside there, she found a bouquet of twelve lush red roses. There was a small note attached, Happy Valentines, with love to the leading lady in my life. Angeline gasped. Arty was sooo sweet!!! She wondered why he didn't have a girlfriend…
Juliet woke up in a room, full of Daffodils. She loved daffodils!!! And the only persons who knew were Artemis and Butler… Butler wouldn't give her flowers. He would give her a surprise his own secret way, so it HAD to be Artemis. Aw! He was so cute!!! Some woman was going to be veeery lucky, she thought. Besides. She was allergic to roses…
Vinyaya found a single red rose on her door step, with a box of chocolates. Who would dare to do such a thing!!! She was a commander in the LEP for Fronds sake!! Agh. Only one person. Fowl. Though you had to admit, the gesture was sweet. She picked up the box and opened it. She popped a chocolate in her mouth. Truffles. How under Earth did that boy know she loved truffles?
Minerva woke up in her soft silken bed, with a vase of orchids at her doorstep. She loved orchids, but they weren't Valentines flowers… why didn't he send roses? (A/N: mehehehe)
Holly woke up with the sun. She blinked and rubbed her tousled hair from her eyes. It was Valentines Day again. Sheesh. She didn't understand the big deal over a day dedicated to 'love'… She looked around and blinked. She couldn't be seeing right. What? The room was full of roses… white ones. But on her bed-cover, she saw something red. Careful not to sit on whatever it was, she pulled it out. It was a lone long stemmed red rose. It had a small tag attached. Delirious with happiness at having an admirer, she opened the note. It said in beautifully flowery handwriting, You're One in a Million… She looked around. Could she bother to count them? She did. It was exactly 999999 white roses. The red one was supposed to be her. A warm fuzzy feeling lit up inside of her. Only one person could have thought of such an adorable thing; Artemis. He'd totally made her day… She grinned. Who knew Artemis had such a romantic side to him? She smelled the rose. It was lovely! She saw something glinting inside. She pulled it out. It was a silver pendant on a chain, the shape of a rose twined around a neutrino handle. She couldn't help but laugh. She felt something that was soon to be familiar. Affection…
Artemis yawned. He was satisfied with everyone's gifts. He just hoped he hadn't overdone Holly's. But then again. She was special. One in a Million.
Okay, I know, it didn't turn out the way I wanted it to. It sounded so much nicer in my head. Shucks. Well. REVIEW!!!