A/N: This is chapter two of my story. I hope you enjoy it! I would like to say thanks for the reviews. I think that for you couple who criticized my writing it is ok to speak your mind. I also have a couple other stories going on (that I personally like better than this one), so you might want to check them out.
Shrek, Princess Fiona, Donkey and Puss in Boots' Life
Chapter 2
'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet, my dear Shrek?' hummed Donkey to the tune of Oh My Darling.
Puss in Boots was unsuccessfully trying to go to sleep on Princess Fiona's lap.
Shrek grabbed one of Puss in Boots's boots and shoved it into Donkey's mouth. 'Shut it, Donkey!' he exclaimed
'My boot!' shrieked Puss in Boots. He fell backwards and landed on his back, pretending that his life was over.
'Rec! Ht snt e ic!' exclaimed Donkey with the boot still in his mouth.
'Donkey, take the boot out of your mouth and then try to talk,' laughed Princess Fiona.
Donkey spit out the boot. 'Shrek! That wasn't very nice!' he snapped.
Puss in Boots looked at his sopping boot with pure horror. 'You slobbered on my boot, you idiot!'
Shrek laughed.
Fiona giggled.
'At least it's not my bed that's slobbered on, like yours!' snapped Donkey, proud of his comeback.
Puss in Boots gasped. 'That is a condition of mine, and it's none of your beeswax!' he growled.
Shrek, Fiona and Donkey stared at Puss in Boots.
'What?' demanded Puss in Boots. 'Is there something on my whiskers?'
Shrek, Fiona and Donkey burst out laughing.
Puss huddled in one corner to sulk.
After a few minutes of silence, Donkey shouted, 'We're there, we're finally there!'
A/N: To sum this chapter up, I would say: 'Donkey is so annoying that Shrek shoves one of Puss's boots into Donkey's mouth. Puss gets mad that Donkey slobbered on his boot. They all arrive at The Swamp.' I think I need some inspiration, so R&R if you have the time! I'm not really in a mood to write the next chapter.
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