A/N: Snore! Zzz… I'm so tired right now. This chapter will probably be kind of boring… Forgive me! I'll make it a good chapter if you pay me! $$ Oh well, too bad for me!
Shrek's Life
Chapter Three
'We're there, we're finally there!' cried Donkey as he leapt out of the carriage.
'You live here? Isn't this a swamp?' asked Puss as he looked out the carriage window.
'What do you expect for an ogre?' snorted Donkey as Shrek stepped out of the carriage.
'We're home, my princess,' said Shrek as he helped Fiona out of the carriage.
Fiona laughed. She walked up to the front door.
Shrek and Donkey followed her.
'Hey, wait for me!' cried Puss as he leapt out of the leaving carriage and ran up to Shrek and Princess Fiona.
Shrek smiled and opened the door.
'Yes! I won again!' screamed Gingy the gingerbread man, waving his gameboy in the air as a victory flag.
'Rematch!' screeched one of the three little pigs, gripping his gameboy tightly.
Two other little pigs, the big bad wolf and Pinocchio were watching this gameboy battle with interest.
The house was destroyed.
Pinocchio saw Shrek. 'We didn't make this mess!' he cried. His nose grew a couple inches longer.
'Get out!' roared Shrek.
'Yipes!' shrieked the three little pigs in unison, as they sped out of the house.
'You too!' ordered Donkey.
The big bad wolf and Gingy left.
'It looks nicer outside than it does on the inside!' exclaimed Puss, astounded.
'Oh dear,' sighed Princess Fiona.
A/N: Zzz… (Hic!) No I'm not tired because (hic!) I was up late last night! (Hic!) No I (hic!) wasn't (hic! Hic! Hic!) partying. ## I'm not (hic!) drunk. L.O.L. R&R.
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