A/N: This is one of those times that you have no idea what you're going to put in your chapter. I'll just type what ever comes and edit later!
Shrek's Life
Chapter Five
Fiona and Puss gasped as Shrek pulled open the door to his house.
Shrek turned around to see what Fiona and Puss were staring at. He came face to face with Donkey's butt.
Donkey was bending over, cleaning the floor with his headphones on. He was oblivious to the fact that his butt was right in everyone's face.
Shrek cleared his throat. 'Uh, Donkey?'
Donkey had his music up too loud. Donkey started swinging his butt to the beat.
'Donkey!' exclaimed Shrek.
Donkey started humming to the tune of his music.
'Donkey!' yelled Shrek.
Donkey took off his earphones and said, 'Puss, did you hear something?'
'Yes, meenio,' replied Puss as he plugged his nose. 'Pee-you.'
'Hey, when did you get here?' asked Donkey, twirling around.
After the stink of Donkey's fart blew away and the air was breathable, Shrek said, 'A couple seconds ago, and they still haven't seen the inside of the house yet.'
Donkey grinned and moved out of the way to let Fiona and Puss see the inside of the house.
Fiona and Puss gasped for the second time in a matter of minutes.
A/N: I apologize for my nasty writing in this chapter. I just had a 'spur of the moment' or however it goes. This was kind of a pointless chapter I guess, but what ever.