A/N: This is the last chapter of Shrek's Life. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for more chapters. Check out my Spongebob story if you liked this story. It is titled Spongebob meets Spongesally.

Shrek's Life

Chapter Seven

A couple months later Shrek sat in a hospital waiting room. He was nervously cracking his knuckles.

His mind was racing.

'I hope Fiona is ok.'

'This has got to be hard on her.'

'What am I doing out here?'

'Shouldn't I be in there with her?'

'I wonder…'

'I wonder…'

'I wonder why I don't just go in there.'

'I'm too scared.'

'I'm afraid that I will see Fiona in pain.'

'Those humans thinking that they can help her.'

'I can't believe I brought her here.'

Puss sat next to Shrek.

'Why am I here?'

'Shrek doesn't look too happy.'

'I wonder what he is thinking.'

'Is Fiona in pain?'

Donkey sat next to Puss. An old lady had fallen asleep with her head on Donkey's shoulder. She was drooling.

'This is gross.'

'I feel sorry for me.'

'Oh yeah. Fiona too.'

Gingy sat on Donkey's free shoulder.

'I have got to go…'

'I have got to go...'

'I have got to go…'

'I have got to go…'

With a shrill cry Gingy took off towards the bathroom. "I have got to go!'

Shrek, Donkey and Puss glanced at each other.

A couple minutes later Fiona was wheeled out into the waiting room.

Shrek ran over to her. "Well? How are you?"

'Fine," answered Fiona.

"And?" asked Shrek.

"It is a girl!" cried Fiona happily.

Donkey and Puss leapt into the air and cheered.

Shrek leaned over and kissed Fiona on the lips.

"Hey!" shrieked Gingy as he ran out of the bathroom. "Everyone's cheering, so it must be a boy!" Gingy started to cheer, "It's a boy! It's a boy!"

"Gingy, it is a girl," muttered Puss.

"A girl?" cried Gingy. "Now who am I going to teach to fart? Who is going to go play mud-ball with me?"

Donkey grinned. "I love to play mud-ball!"

"I take it back!" announced Gingy. "It's a girl!"

Everyone started to cheer again.

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