Ah, here we go!
Disclaimer : Still, I don't own Inuyasha…but I do in fact , own Xenia the pear!
Things in italics are thought, mostly to come from Sessapoo..oh and I can't spell Okitoki Hojo…the guy from the second movie…don't hurt me 0.
Sesshomaru finally did find out what Kikyo had been talking about. It wasn't good at the least.
"What is wrong with her? What sick game is she playing, God! I could just…just…AGH!" In fact, what she had done made Sesshomaru cringe. In her own evil way, she had overheard Rin calling Sesshomaru, 'Fluffy'. Oh dear indeed. Now she had told all of friggin Japan about the name 'Fluffy'. Thus, everywhere he went, he got a 'Hey Fluffy!' or something along those horrid lines. He cringed just thinking about the next person he saw…and it came, all to soon.
Sessy was just walking around minding his own business when he saw the Okitoki Hojo.
"Oh lord..."was all Sessapoo could think. So Okitoki was all giddy because he just got a pear from this guy he felt bad for him...and because he thought Okitoki was a girl...woops.
"Oh, hello Fluffy, you look nice today! "Okitoki said happily.
"I look the same every day I see you..."Sessy said very annoyed already. Today had not been his day. First Kikyo, then Koga, now this load a crap.
"You have got to be kidding me...alright I'm just gonna kill myself! HAH and then that stupid Inuyasha will have to rule and everyone will die because he's too friggin stupid! WAHAHAHA...ok...I'm done." Fluffanator thought. Finally...after 7 hours of hearing about Okitoki's day...Fluffy just got up and left.
"Sesshomaru I'm not done, I still have to cover the last few minutes before I got my pear...oh and I named it Xenia by the way...oh and it would really be nice if you could tell me about yo..."
"NO FOR GOD'S SAKE NO!" Fluffy yelled storming back picking up Xenia and eating it...her...ummm.
"NNOOOOO XENIA I LOVE YOU!WAAAAAAHHH I'M SO SORRY I PROMISE I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!"Okitoki cried...and cried...and cried.
"WAHAHAHA...oh shoot...I think the pear was poison! AHHH my stomach burns...?#&$ AHHH HEART BUURRRNNNN YOU STUPID PEAR HOE! #$&...woo all better...wait...NOOO I NEED TUMS...YES...I NEED IT NOOWWWW!" Fluff finished thinking
Then he ran to where Kagome was because he knew she had medicine...see he has this way of knowing things you don't know unless you know that he knows that you know.: )...so he was just running towards them...when he saw Miroku.
"Ok I'll ask him where she is." Sessy thought.
"You...with the rattle...where is the girl with the dress." Sessy said (great description right there.)
"Uh..."Miroku didn't really know why Sesshomaru was talking to him...or which girl in a dress he wanted to talk to.
"The one with the green dress thingy." Fluffy said deciding to help the lost monk.
"Ohhh Kagome. She went back to her own time last night, she'll be back soon." Miroku said happily.
"Your joking right?" Sessy asked. Miroku shook his head.
"You can always try to get down the well, wait I don't think you were supposed to know that." Miroku said snapping his fingers.
"I so knew already..."Sessy lied. Miroku just shrugged and walked away, once again he didn't really care why Sesshomaru was bothering him.
So Fluffapoo ran to the well and jumped in...guess what? He didn't make it. But as he sat in the well and pouted Kagome came through. She must have thought it was Inuyasha at first because she just smiled at him...and then she kind of was staring.
"Uh...hi?" She said looking at the unhappy Sessy.
"Do you have any medicine, my stomach hurts from that stupid Xenia gosh...!"Sesshomaru said rolling his eyes.
"oh...ya sure...just let me get out of here." Kagome said climbing out of the well. Sesshomaru followed her. But then he saw Inuyasha, and Inuyasha was all mad.
"What are you doing here?" Inuyasha asked.
"I'm getting medicine." Sesshomaru replied keeping the conversation short.
"I SAID WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" Inuyasha yelled madly.
"Um...do I have to answer him again?" Sesshomaru asked Kagome.
"Inuyasha, he already answered that he was here to get medicine.".
"Really? Wow...must of missed that" Inuyasha said cooling down. Sessy hit his head off the ground and kept yelling "Why! Why in the world was a stuck with this thing! why why, why, why?". Finally Kagome gave him medicine and he was on his merry way...until of course...he found his one and only friend...
It's not that exciting really…you'll see who his friend is…the REAL fun will start. Beginnings are always slow!
