Hi! A BIG CHAPTER! I think this is going to be one of the biggest ones! YES.
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Disclaimer: No owning of Fluffy or anyone else O.O
Ok so once again Fluffy is on the road, but today he is going to kill random people. See he was in his office and got lots and lots of fan mail, but then this one letter was from the writer of Inuyasha.
She was all "Dude, Fluff...your supposed to be evil! Teaching little girls to swim is not evil! DO SOMETHING EVIL OR YOUR FIRED...AND I WILL END YOU GOD FORSAKEN EXCUSE OF A LIFE HAHAHAHA!".
Fluffy stared at it for a while then finally he sighed and left to go be evil. Now he was rusty on his evilness. Ever since Kagome gave him the Tums...he didn't want to be mean to Inuyasha, and Naraku was his friend...so he couldn't hurt him.
": sigh :...what evil things can I do? I knew my mom was right, I should never make friends, because then I have no one to kill! Dang it all, maybe I should,wait...wait I have an idea coming on! Think Fluffy think...wait...I am thinking...WAHA! I can go to Kagome's time...wait...I tried that and it didn't work out...aw hell I'll go annoy Naraku." Fluffer though as he ran to Naraku's castle. See even though Inuyasha and the others don't know where Naraku is, Sessy does. It's actually Inuyasha is just extremely spedded and can't see that there is this big rain cloud over this one spot in the woods ALL THE TIME. It could only mean 1...wait 2 things.1 being that Inuyasha needs mental help, 2 that this has to be Naraku, because he is the only one stupid enough to not just poof his house to somewhere new.
Ok so Fluffy decided to go to this spot in the woods, but of course Rin just had to come with him. Ok well she followed him and he was wishing another wolf would come rip her mouth off because she wouldn't shut up for the life of her!
Anyway so finally they got to the big rain cloud...and believe it or not...there sat Naraku. He had an umbrella over him and big sunglasses with lemonade next to him.
"Hi Fluffy!" He said all happy like.
"Err...what are you doin'?" Fluffy asked.
"Lovely weather huh?" Naraku replied with happiness. Fluffanator rolled his eyes and walked towards Naraku's castle with Rin not far behind.
"What's that thing." Naraku asked eating one of his ice cubes.
"She is Rin." Fluffy said annoyed. He didn't like ice. No not at all. It was hard...and watery...and cold...and hard...and made noises when you ate it. Yes,he hated in deeply,and there Naraku sat crunching away. Rin seemed to notice and ran up and stole the glass that held the ice.
"Hey!" Naraku screamed wanting his ice back badly.
"Wahahaha it's mine now biotch!" Rin screamed. Fluffy rolled his eyes as Naraku chased Rin around the courtyard of his castle trying with all his mite to get his ice back.
"MINE!".
"NO MINE!".
"IT WAS MINE FIRST!".
"YEA...BUT IT LIKES ME CUSE I'M NOT FUGLY...UN LIKE YOU!".
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME".
"NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX!".
"YA HUH!".
"NU UH!".
"GOOD LORD DO NOT START WITH ME U STUPID MOTHER FING EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE!"...
Fluffy screamed. Rin and Naraku stopped and looked at him with pure horror.
"RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"They screamed as they ran down into the castle locking the door.
"Finally...I got to be evil." Fluffy said brushing his shoulder off.
"C'mon Rin." He said nicely through the locked door.
"Ummm, later?" Rin replied.
"No now. I have ice cream." Fluffy replied.
"He's totally lying Rin." Fluffy heard Naraku attempt to whisper to Rin.
"Ummmm no...I don't want any." Rin replied with a mad sigh.
"Fine...I'll just have to give it all to Jakken ghos..."...:door flies open and hits Fluffy in face:.
"NO FING WAY!" Rin said. She didn't know that Fluffy was currently smashed behind the door and looked franticly around for him.
"Noooooooooooooo come back Sessapoo!"Rin cried.
"I. Am. Right. Here." Fluffy replied in pain. Rin closed the door and Fluffy just kind of fell over. His nose was all bloody.
Finally she helped him up and they were on their way home.
"I'm sorry you got hurt." Rin said happily.
"ARN'T YOU SORRY THAT YOU ARE THE ONE THAT HURT ME?".
"It's ok." Fluffy replied holding in his current thought.
"So..."Rin said bobbing her head a little bit.
"So?" Fluffy asked her.
"So, um, where is the ice cream?".
:picks up tree and hits self in head.:.
"Hey Fluffy, Fluffy? Are you ok?"
