So in this, I call Naraku Bon-Bon king…my friend and I call him that, because of his blue eye shadow. I don't know, he just reminds me of the Bon-Bons in the Nutcracker. And this whole chapter is about Naraku, it's called "NARAKU'S SCITZO TIME!" Because, it's his own little chapter! WAH YAY.
Disclaimer: No…I do not own Naraku, or anyone else in this.
Ok so now we travel to the world of Naraku for a short mini chapter. See compared to the other people...HE is Sessy's BEST FRIEND. Therefore, Fluffy has decided to give him a mini chapter, or maybe more than one, maybe. Fluffy already owns Japan (or the right half of it right?) so 1 frickin baby chapter (in which most of the time I'm explaining why this chapter is about) would not hurt his rep.
K so Naraku had an, issue may we call it?
"NO!". Shut up Naraku I don't want to have to end your chapter short.
K so yes, I would consider it an, issue. See, he's scitzo just to say it plain and simple. When he fights people it is his evil half fighting, but most of the time he is nice, well kind of, he tries to hide it of course, so, here we go, on with Naraku's mini chappie.
"Kagura, what do you want for dinner?" Naraku asked her nicely.
"I don't know, anything, I'm starved.".
"No really, I need to know".
"Food.".
"Might I suggest sea food? Lobster is a great source of protein and even though it can be expensive, I'm sure we can kill someone for it." Kanna butted in.
"Lobster ? Isn't it obvious that I'm allergic to it smarty pants Kanna!" Naraku yelled back.
"Well...then why aren't me and Kagura...we have the same genetic make up as you?" Kanna asked him.
"Don't worry Kanna, Naraku just doesn't like sea food that's all, we'll get chicken." Kagura said.
"NO!I just told you I'm allergic to sea food!" Naraku yelled madly.
"Ummmm...".
"Don't umm me! Go get carrots and soup...yes that sounds good. No, no one likes that, yes they do, no they don't, yes get the yummy soup children, NO don't you dare get it what do you think you're doing? Please get the food dearies, it would mean the world to me. NO IF YOU GET THE SOUP AND CARROTS I WILL KILL YOU! No I won't I'm just kidding, it's very good for you go get some. I SAID NO DON'T YOU WALK OUT THAT DOOR! No why are you listening to me, I obviously couldn't make up my mind but now I'm sure that I want the soup and carrots. NO I FRICKIN DON'T!" Naraku stopped, he needed a breath.
"Dude...your really messed up." Kagura said as here and Kanna stood wide eyed. Naraku took a deep breath.
"Just. Get. Food. I'm never going to be able to decide. GO I SAID GO!" Naraku screamed the last part. They scurried out of the room.
"Let's go to Fluff's house for a little. I don't really want to stay here till he pulls it together." Kagura suggested flying off with Kanna.
"I think, we might be there for awhile Kagura." Kanna responded in her mono-tone. And off to Fluffanators house they flew, but not without really making Narkau mad. I mean c'mon he never got food and he didn't know where they went.
So he let his 3rd side out...which was the one they cried...U.U poooorrrrrrrr Bon-Bon King
I love Naraku he makes me so happy! Ah I'll add more soon be happy friends : )
