Okay. I know I know you wanted me to hurry up but I just had to write a beyblade fic that's called "bladebreakers G squad?" Read it! But whatever, so far the fans want an InoXShika, KibaxTemari, KakashiXsakura, NarutoXHinataXHanabi, and another NejiXTen. Guess what? The luck ones are the InoXShika fans because I wanted to do the main couples everyone enjoys before getting to the fans choice fics. Aaaand GO!

Bets a bet!

Jayraiya had been back in Konoha for about a week and he still hadn't found another inspirational couple for his next chapter. And right about now he was getting hungry. Can't right on an empty stomach, right? So he headed over to the Icharuka ramen stand, and what does he find there? None other than Konoha's most well known couple, even though they won't admit it, Ino and Shikamaru. But who knew what they did behind closed doors. Rumor has it that they even lived together! They were in an argument yet again.

"Come on Shikamaru just this once" the blonde pleaded.

"Once? You do this every time you lose a bet" the genius retorted.

The frog hermit seemed a little confused. "Bet? What bet" his question directed to their pudgy friend Choji who was eating along side them.

"It's a bet about Naruto. Ino didn't believe that Naruto would have improved at all over this two year absence." Jayraiya twitched at this, for he was the one who trained him. "But on the mission we went on to avenge Asuma Naruto used a super cool new power move called the rasenshurikan!" The boy turned back to his ramen to begin re-eating.

But Jayraiya just had to ask "Rasenshurikan, what's that? Even I one of the sanin has never heard of such a technique."

"Well it's this move where Naruto created a sphere of chakra in his hand, then with the help of his shadow clones it had sprouted wing made of what looked like wind out of four sides. And when he hit the guy it was like 'boom' you know and there was this big wind explosion that just sliced up the enemy" Choji explained and turned back to his food hoping not to be interrupted.

'Sound like he was able to combine the wind element to the rasengan! Yondaime he might just end up surpassing you and all other kages before him.' Jayraiya thought to himself before turning to the still arguing couple. "So what was the loser of this bet supposed to do" he asked hoping for something that would give him anything for his book.

"Originally the loser would have to do whatever the winner said for an entire day. But little miss princess here claims she forgot so I said how about you pay for lunch, now all of a sudden she doesn't have the money" Shikamaru said a little smugly.

"That's not fair. I said I promised to pay you back Shika" Ino pleaded using the dreaded nickname.

Shikamaru absolutely hated when she called him "Shika" and "Shika-kun" even more. It wasn't because he didn't like it, instead it was because of the way she said it. The way she dragged out the "a" or how it almost sounded like she moaned the "-kun" suffix. It made him feel like doing anything she asked and it always worked. "Troublesome. Fine I'll pay" he gave in.

"Thank you Shikamaru" Ino said embracing him.

He gave a small laugh before pulling out a cigarette and lighting it. "Don't thank me just yet. You still gonna be my maid."

"No fair! You said I didn't have to do that" the girl whined.

"Oh really? I don't remember" he said with a smirk. Pay backs a word, I don't say or type, isn't it?

"Maid, huh? I bet I could spice that up a bit," saying the last part to himself. "Well thanks for the help kids" he said as he walked off.

Ino glared at the frog hermit as he walked away "he's up to something."

"Follow him? Of course, you have to do what I say for 24 hours" he said with a laugh as he went after the tall grey haired man, leaving the money on the table.

"Come on Shika-kuuun pretty please" the girl pleaded once more adding the dreaded suffix and moan.

He sighed "Fine, you don't have to be my maid" The girl was silently cheering to herself. "You can be my servant" he said with a smirk.

"That's the same thing!"

Jayraiya had finally found a place where he could write. It was the place where he got most of his inspiration, the hot spring. He was fully unaware that he was perused and began to write.

This new pair had finally returned from an extravagant dinner. Which the guy had paid for even though the girl in this relation ship was supposed to pay. Why was the girl supposed to pay you ask? Well the two had a bet, which the girl sadly lost. But being the man that he was this spiky haired genius of a chuunin, Shikamaru, couldn't let his beloved blonde purple wearing bomb shell of a beauty, Ino, pay. So the couple came up with an idea, which the girl wasn't fully happy with. She had to be his maid for the rest of the day starting from 5:00 in the after noon until mid-night. It was still at least 15 minutes to five.

Shikamaru didn't want his beloved honey to be mad at him so he decided to lessen her punishment…maybe. He wrapped his arms around her petit waist and kissed the nape of her neck. "Ino how about you only be my maid until 8:00."

"Okay" she said gleefully because even the slightest reducing in the time was better than nothing. She thought about what brought about this sudden change. "What's the catch?"

"Well…" he started before we are instantly switched to his bedroom. "You have to wear this" he said as he held up a maids outfit. It was a black, low cut backless maids outfit, bonnet included, that showed too much cleavage that she would show almost any boy but him and the skirt was a short for any regular maid that if the slightest wind blew someone was getting a panty shot. The outfit even had elbow length white gloves and long black socks that reached mid thigh and black shoes to boot, no pun intended. It was concluded that this maid outfit was way to sexy for any maid in existence.

Ino just stared at the outfit mouth agape as she blushed. When she found the words she said "Shikamaru I love you but," staring out in her sweet and caring voice that only him and a select few people got to hear. "There is no way in all of Konoha that I'm wearing that! You have as much of a chance of me getting into that, as much of a chance of Naruto actually realizing that Hinata actually likes him!"

Shikamaru heaved a sigh "I knew you were going to say that. This is gonna be such a drag then. Well I could shorten it to just an hour." Normally she would have lit up but she felt a "but" coming. "but you'd have to be naked."

"No chance in hell!"

"Well those are your options. You could work until mid-night, until 8:00 in this or just for an hour naked. It's not like anyone is going to see?"

She growled at him. "You promise no one will see."

"Would I lie to you?"

Quite frankly if any other guy said it she'd say yes. But Shikamaru was actually the only guy she knew who wouldn't lie. Not because he didn't like to, he's just too lazy to deal with the consequences of the lie. "Fine. Gimme the maid outfit" she said swiping it from his hands and walking to the bathroom.

"That's my girl." Shikamaru smirked at the huffed up Ino. There was just something so cute about it. As she walked by he gave her a small tap on the rear, he couldn't resist.

She gasped before shouting "You don't have touching privileges!"

"You didn't say that a few days ago" He smirked as he said this.

"Shut it" was the last thing she said before slamming the door of the bathroom.

He smiled to himself before saying "wait for it" to no one in particular.

He got what he waited for when Ino shouted "What the hell Shikamaru? Panties and a matching bra to the maid outfit, you sick perv! No way I'm wearing these!"

"All or nothing Ino" he replied laughing receiving a growl from her.

A few minutes later out stepped Ino from the bathroom. The first thing she said was "if you take a single picture, you're eating it. Along with the camera."

A Shikamaru, who was playing online chess against his father, turned to face the girl. He looked over the beauty in the maid outfit, a blush creeping across his cheeks. "Wow Ino you look extremely sexy in that" he said as he walked over to her.

"Tell me something I don't look sexy in" she said crossing her arms and turning to the side.

"It's so troublesome when you're mad. But I've learned how to fix that." He cupped her cheeks before kissing her on the lips.

She gave a low growl "be lucky you're a good kisser."

He just smiled and said "Well I'm feel like taking a shower. You can start with the laundry."

She picked up the nearest book she could find and chucked it at him before sighing. She really didn't have a problem with doing the laundry. She did the house work in exchange for him covering both of their rent.

Roughly twenty minutes later Shikamaru walked out of the shower and got dressed in nothing but pants and an under shirt before heading down stairs where he found Ino in the living room watching a chick flick. She frowned when she saw him because it could mean more work. "The laundry is in the wash and I'm waiting for it to finish."

"That's fine" he said as he got a carton of ice cream from the fridge and hopped on the couch, sitting next to her.

She stared slightly pissed. He knew she was on a diet yet there he was eating ice cream in front of her. "Is there anything else you want me to do?"

"Not right now. I mean my room is naturally clean because I'm to lazy to mess it up so I have to clean it" she knew that statement was true. Heck it was even cleaner than her room. "So until I think of something you can keep watching you move" he said as he laid his head in her lap.

Her face puffed up as she watched him lay there and eat the ice cream. "Shikamaru you know I'm on a diet."

"So."

"What do you mean so? Don't you want me to remain the sexy Ino you love so much?"

"Actually I'd think you be a lot cuter with some more meat on you bones. Perfectly skinny isn't always best" he said as he continued to eat.

"Are you trying to say you want me to be fat because I-" she was cut off when shoved a spoonful of ice cream into her mouth. "Dang it Shikamaru! I told you I was on a-" he did it again. "Stop it" she shouted as she pushed him out of her lap.

"Just because I gave you some didn't mean you had to eat it." He had a point. She could have spat it out but she didn't.

He held out a spoonful offering to her. She was about to take it when he pulled it away and ate it himself. "Oh I thought you didn't want any?"

That's it. She lunged at him and tried to take the creamy dessert from him. But he saw it coming and held it out of her reach. "Give me the ice cream Shikamaru!"

"No way" he said as he took another scoop and ate it.

"I said give it!"

He gave a slight smirk before he kissed Ino. She was taken aback by it. Not because it was so sudden but it was the feel of the kiss. It felt cold and the taste was completely new, yet familiar. It felt creamy and sweet like…ice cream. When the kiss ended Ino just stared at the smirking boy speechless her cheeks completely red. He got another scoop and fed it to her causing her to blush a blush that rivaled Hinata's. "What? You said you wanted some."

He kissed her again licking off the excess ice cream on her lip. Setting the carton aside he deepened the kiss pushing her down on the couch. The pair continued their kiss as Shikamaru's hands began to roam over the girl's body, feeling every curve and groove of the girl. He kissed her cheek and continued down the side of her neck past the non-existing neck line until he reached her breast. He gave them a kiss before nuzzling his nose between her cleavage causing her to laugh. One thing he learned about Ino ever since she started living with him was that she had one great weakness, she was extremely ticklish. As she let out a giggle he kissed her neck receiving a moan from the girl.

He began to plant kisses down her arm as he removed the glove so he could continue the journey. He repeated the same thing to the other arm but this time when he reached her hand he held onto it and kissed each digit causing her to giggle. He kissed her neck again while his hand fiddled with those thigh high socks of hers. Thankfully she had sense enough to take of the shoes while he was in the shower. He ran his hands over her soft creamy thighs. However he wasn't satisfied. Sure the maid outfit made her look sexy but it covered to much do to it being a one piece.

He sat her up and laid her back against his chest as he kissed her neck receiving numerous moans and groans as thanks. As his arms rested around her waist around he began to kiss her bare back. He kissed down her spine and back up it as his hands grabbed her breast and molding the soft mounds on her chest getting a pleasant squeal from her. After having some fun with her breast, drawing circles around the nipple through the clothing his hands moved to her back and slowly removed the top of the maids outfit.

He had it off down to her waist, the skirt still remained. He noticed that she had actually decided to wear the bra he chose. A black one with white frilly lace around the edges. "Perfect fit huh? But these things are just so troublesome."

"Yeah, I remember when Mr. Genius couldn't get it off" she said recalling the first time he tried to remove her bra. From that day on they came to the agreement that all of her bras couldn't have hooks. Unfortunately the maid outfit came with only hooked bras. "But I just want to know, how the heck did you know my bra size?"

He smirked as he kissed her neck. "Because" he started as one of his arms snaked around to her front as the other slid its way up her back. "I get to this!" With a quick flick of her finger her bra came undone while his other hand grabbed one of the soft mounds.

Ino pulled away and stared at him blushing as she clutched the fabric against her chest. "Wh-what the hell?"

"I wanted to make sure I was able to do it" he said as he kissed her she was so into the kiss that she didn't realize that the fabric fell free from he chest. Now it was time for hands to roam his body. They slid down his body, once reaching the edges of his undershirt she slid them back up, her thumbs grasping the sides and pulled up, lifting up and off Shikamaru's head.

When she looked at him he had a huge grin on his face. "Bad maid" was all he said before he bent her over his knee and pulled up her skirt revealing the panties that matched the bra. She looked back at him with an expression that read 'what the?' Her expression got its answer when there was a resound smacking sound when his hand collided with her rear. She let out a huge gasp as he repeated the process.

Soon those gasp turned to little 'ohs' and 'ahs' or simply a slight scream as she gripped the arm rest of the couch. She began to bight down on her lip because it was starting to sting a little. Shikamaru looked at her rear to see that her rear was slightly reddened. "I'm sorry Ino. Want me to kiss it?" She turned around to say something but she just continued to bite her bottom lip a small tear in her eye. He took that as a yes and kissed the reddened area.

He began to trail kisses up her spine, brushing her hair out of the way so he could kiss the nape of her neck getting moans from her. Suddenly she felt a hand pressing against her womanly core that had grown wet during her so called punishment. She let out a long moan slightly lifting her self off the couch before crashing back down. But then she wondered whose hand was it?! Both of Shikamaru's hands had taken advantage of the moment she lifted up to grab her breast. He rolled his thumbs over the nipple before giving them a slight pinch between his thumb and index finger.

She continued you moan as she pondered. But it only took only a second to realize she had fallen victim to his shadow neck break technique. She grabbed onto his neck and pulled him closer as he continued to kiss her neck. "Th-that's soOOooo unfair Shikaaaaa," she got out between moans as the shadow hand fingers swirled over her clit. "Wh-what would yooouur fa-fa-father saaay," she said the rest but most of it was lost to moans.

He rolled her over before kissing the poor girl and releasing her from the jutsu. "He'd probably slap me on the back and say that's my boy" the Nara boy said with a chuckle before he began to kiss her neck again.

As he kissed her she slid her hands over his body feeling his muscles. She constantly wondered to herself how the heck this lazy bum stayed so fit. The reached the him of his pants and quickly unbuttoned them before kicking them off. Now it was her turn for revenge. She began to slowly stroke his erect member getting groan from him. As she continued this action Shikamaru felt his strength being sapped. His arms grew weak and he rolled to the side. But there was one problem. He forgot they were on the couch and not a bed and worst of all he took Ino with him!

He kissed her on the lips and said "Sorry."

She kissed him back before saying "you'd think that would ruin the moment but…" she never finished her thought as she began to kiss him again. She kissed down his neck and kissed the muscles on his chest. She felt a slight tug on the waist band of her panties but once again it wasn't his hands because they were wrapped around her waist. It was that dang shadow hand again but none the less she let it pull them off.

As Shikamaru began to sit up as he kissed her neck she couldn't resist the urge to whisper "just another way for you to be lazy huh?" He just smirked and began to trail kisses down her body, stopping at her breast to allow his tongue to play with one, swirling it around the nipple before licking it and giving it a lick and a slow but gentle suck that drove her wild. All the while his hand played with the other. He switched back and froth between the two breasts before feeling satisfied enough to move on. He continued to leave quick feather light butterfly kisses down her body until he reached her navel. He saw the heart shaped birth mark next to her navel and smirked. He was the only person other than her parents that possibly knew about it. He gave the mark a kiss before continuing down her body.

The aroma of her woman hood was so alluring that every time he smelt it, it drove him into a hormonal frenzy. He had actually gotten so well at sniffing it out from other smells that even if Ino was fully clothed he still got a whiff of it and suddenly attacked the girl, not that she complained. He gave her core a long slow lick before giving it a kiss that turned into slight suck getting a loud moan from her lips. He began to thrust his tongue into her core licking her inner walls and then swirling his tongue inside of it. Her moans grew louder and louder and then suddenly he let two of his fingers slip inside of her getting a loud moan from her.

Yet as his fingers begun to slide in and out he never stopped his tongue. It licked around the fingers getting many a moans from the girl. He crisscrossed his fingers inside of her the way Vash the stampede did whenever he did his "love and piece chant." Ino couldn't take it anymore. Her hips bucked against his fingers as she cried out when she reached he peak and gave into a sweat release. He watched her chest rise and fall as he licked up all of her fluids. What, you couldn't leave evidence on the carpet?

When he felt that she was back in her right state of mind he decided that it was time for the big finale. He pulled of his boxers quickly and began to slide himself into her ever slowly and gently. She let out a huge gasp as her body jerked up and collided with his. She wrapped her arms around his neck and undid the band that held his hair in its pineapple shaped state letting the stands fall around his neck. He whispered "that brought you back down to earth didn't it."

All she said back was "troublesome." Her friends might be right. Maybe she did spend too much time with him. Or they all secretly wanted Shikamaru because at some point over the years he shot up in status as one of Konoha's most dateable males. He was out beat by Neji. Most girls including Ino believed that the fact that Neji was basically loaded made the difference. The rest of her thoughts just melted away just melted away as he continued to thrust into her at a slow and steady pace yet slowly accelerating. She began to moan louder and louder until she felt herself at her speak and yelled out "Shika-kuuuun" before biting down on the side of his neck. He road out the waves of her orgasm until he gave into the pleasure and came into her. There fluid combining inside of her before dripping onto the carpet. What happened to no evidence? He laid her on the couch to lest her rest as he took the floor.

A few minutes later he felt Ino's hand fiddling with his hair. She smiled at him before saying "Hey Shika." He let out a groan in response. She gave a small giggle "you know I have ten minutes left working for you. And I wouldn't mind a little over time" she said with a wink.

Jayraiya looked down at his work and smirked. "Simply brilliant. These kids are a gold mind!"

"Who's a gold mind?" A voice called from behind him. He flinched before turning to see that it was Shikamaru accompanied by Ino.

Ino glared at the note pad "what are you writing?" She snatched it from his hands before looking at the first few pages. "oh my god!" she shrieked and dropped the book but Shikamaru picked it up before the hermit could.

He read a little of the first story (NarutoXHina). "How could you make Naruto do this? With Hinata no less?"

As if the on queue the blonde genin dropped out of nowhere and Hinata rounded the corner. "What about me and Hinata?" Shikamaru showed them the notepad but didn't realize he had turned it to the next chapter(NejiXTen). Naruto's reaction was that he snickered before saying "way to go Neji!"

Hinata's was more like "Neji-kun" then she fainted but Naruto caught her.

"Stop your shouting retard, all of Konoha can hear you" a certain byakugan having jounin said as he approached them, Tenten at his side.

Naruto smirked and chucked him the note book saying "check it out."

But when Neji caught it opened up to his most recent writing. The pair read part of it and said "Shikamaru and Ino have that sort of relation ship?"

Causing the two in question to say "what" simultaneously, followed boy Shikamaru saying "he wrote about all of us!"

This received a "perv" from the girls, minus Hinata and a "bastard" from the guys.

Jayraiya had one option. Run. He grabbed his notebook and took off saying "Gotta jet!"

Naruto shouted "get him," which Shikamaru, Neji and Tenten followed leaving Ino to look after the still out cold Hinata.

TBC???

Well that was great if I do say so myself! Remember that heart shaped birthmark is a Shikamaru-Nara2 trade mark. So if anyone else uses it they stole my work or stole my idea. And I'd like to thank my dear friend Yoshitaka (actually a character from the anime "he is my master.") for the maid outfit design. He's really a genius at this stuff.

Yoshitaka: I'm quite good. All you had to do was show me a picture of this girl Ino and I was instantly able to create a perfect one for her.

Me: And me and Shikamaru thank you dearly.

Izumi (another character from "he is my master." Works for Yoshitaka as his maid): perverts

Ino: you said it. I mean why do you even work for him?

Yoshitaka: she's indebted to me

Me: hmm writes something on paper

Izumi: sits on my lap But then again he's kinda cute!

Ino: you said it wraps around my neck from behind me

Me: you may be her boss Yoshitaka but in this world everything follows my well

Izumi's debt from today: $119,434,589