I'm very sorry I haven't written in a while… I was really sick, and with Christmas and everything else in my spare time I've been shopping for presents. Life is difficult! I'll write as much as possible to make up for the lost time!

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha…so…there.

K so Fluffy was very depressed. See he was fighting ALOT of demons lately, and it was getting really hard. He was getting tired of doing everything, and watching Rin, and making sure Jakken didn't give away their hiding spot.

So time after time he saw a demon, sighed very loudly, hid Rin and Jakken, and fought. It was LAME!LAME LAME, LAME, LAME, LAME, LAME…etc.

Meanwhile, Miroku was very unhappy with his life. Sango…umm...got back Kohaku and decided to leave, and Kagome and Inuyasha were all lovey dovey, leaving Miroku to take care of Shippo...yay.

So one day he was fighting with Inuyasha and got very mad.

"FINE YOU KNOW WHAT! YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU HEAR ME MISTER? I'M LEAVING L-E-A-V-I-N-G ROAR!" And he trudged off into the woods, not really knowing where he was headed.

So off he went. At the same time, Fluffy happened to be walking in the same part of the woods. Then they saw each other, well startled each other.

"AH!"

"AAAHHHHHHHHHHH"

"HEHE..."…Rin.

They looked at Rin, then back at each other.

"What are you doing here?" Fluffy asked Miro.

"What are YOU doing here?" Miroku asked Fluff.

"People it's the woods, it doesn't matter, both of you are probably walking around in the same woods most of the time, you just don't see each other." Rin butted in to stop the madness. Fluffanator flipped his hair and turned away.

"Well, we're leaving Rin." Fluffer said with a huff.

"KABOOM!"

"What the crap?" Miroku said, startled.

"Hrmmm…" Fluffy replied not really knowing what had just happened. Miroku and Fluffy looked at each other, and without saying a word they knew they were in a race.

Both took off to see who could get to the source of the noise first.

"I'm a demon, of course I'll wiiinnnn!"Fluffy thought, but then he saw Miroku take off in front of him.

"Who do you think you are! GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY!" Fluffy yelled trying to sidetrack Miroku.

Miroku smacked Fluffy in the head with his stick thing, I call it a rattle myself… causing him to slow down a bit.

"CHEATER!" Fluffy yelled pointing while holding his head, then he noticed they had arrived at the big kaboom spot.

"NARAKU!" Miroku screamed running forward, he was repelled by Kagura and flew into Fluffy.

"So Sessy, teaming up with another guy, aren't you the gay one? WAHAHA!" Kagura laughed.

"No…" Fluffy said madly trying not to kill the girl he used to be friends with.

"Why are you being such an ass Naraku? "Sessy asked with a sigh.

"Well I'm in a bad mood…so…HAH!" He replied. Fluff rolled his eyes, it was probably Kanna's fault. Well…he would blame it on her.

Fluff and Miroku looked at each other, of course Miro wanted to attack Naraku long ago, and Fluff finally decided, to himself that it had to be done. His beloved best friend, was mad, and willing to kill him. Lame.

"So… are we going to fight them together?" Miroku asked.

"Well…I don't know…I mean, we're not really friends, but, it would really piss some people off…" Fluffball replied. They didn't really notice that Naraku was coming towards them with Kanna who could kill them. They had no choice; they turned to Naraku and fought, together.

And fought...and fought...and then fought some more.

Then Naraku decided to leave...how convenient of him, and Miroku and Fluffy fell to the ground exhausted from trying to end him.

"We fight good together." Fluffy admitted as he sat up along with Miroku.

"Yea you bet your bottom dollar we do."…Random stare from everyone including Ash from Pokemon…hehe.

Miroku shook off his Annie moment and got back in the game.

"I mean yes we do." He said.

Then…it started…Rin…SANG.

They turned and stared at her.

"THE SUN WILL COME OUT TOMORROW, BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLER THAT TOMORROW, THER'RE BE SUNNN, JUST THINKING ABOUT TOMORROW, BRUSHS AWAY THE COBWEBS AND THE SORROW, TILL THERES NOONNNNNEEEE TOMORROW, TOMORROW I'LL LOVE YA TOMROROW, IT'S ONLY A DAYYY AAAAAA WAAAAAAAYYYYY! Yessss. " Rin belched out the whole number, leaving Fluffy and Miroku in pure and utter awe, and confusion.

Then she started again. Fluffanator turned to Miroku a look of insane madness in his eyes

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!SHE WILL NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER… etc…

Ten minutes later...

…STOP NEVER! DIEEEEE YOU RETARDED GAY ASS MONK! "Fluffy yelled pushing Miroku to the ground. He groaned loudly as Rin started…

FOR THE 11TH TIME! On her Annie rampage...and oh...it was only the first day...just wait for the next 400 trillion till she sang it so much that her vocal chords refused to say those words ever again!

"I'm sorry, really, I mean geeze, if Shippo sang, he would totally be in my hand right now. "Miroku said pointing to his wind tunnel. Fluffy nodded

"Tru, dat Tru, dat…OH FREAKING LORD…Rin is rubbing off on me." He said covering his face almost in tears. Miroku patted him on the head.

"I'm returning to my companions now, but I shall see you Sesshomarunator." Miroku said saluting him for some unknown reason.

Fluffy just waved and started bawling in madness. Rin took his hand humming a different...Rinish tune… that's what he called her weird ghetto like language 'Rinish' there was even a Muzzy tape on it!

He stopped crying. It was a miracle. She wasn't singing Annie. He was so happy that he picked her up and jumped out of the woods. And they were in a village, but they landed on a house crushing it…go good aim Fluff.

He brushed off his shoulder as they walked around the village buying random things until finally they took off in the opposite direction of the woods.

Fluffy and Rin were walking to the big woods, when Rin spotted a smaller forest.

"OOO, a forest Fluffer!" Rin said clapping.

"Yea." Fluffy said side tracked by braiding a few strands of his hair.

"Let's go in!" Rin squealed of happily.

"Sure." Fluffy replied.

"Ooo look at all the pretty flowers." Rin said picking one and smelling it

"AHHHHH OOH MY GOD!" She heard Fluffy scream.

"What?" Rin yelped.

"NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WERE TREES IN HERE!" Fluffy had fallen to the ground, a large gash in his head. He had run right into a tree.

Rin fell into a giggle fit. Fluffy just sat there, a braid in his hair, and blood running down his face.

"Just frickin wonderful aren't I just loving my God forsaken life!" Fluffy thought.

Then he remembered, his saliva could heal wounds quickly, but how did he suppose to do this? He started trying to lick his head. Rin stopped laughing as she saw Sessy-poo squirming around, his tongue sticking out and up as he tried to lick his head.

She stared, not sure what to make of it.

"Urrmmmm..."She said. He stopped and looked at her. He was going to explain it to her, but then he thought about it, he was trying to lick his forehead...

WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HIM! He got up and brushed himself off.

"Umm, my back was itchy?" He said. Rin smiled, she didn't feel like embarrassing him, right now at least. Just wait until everyone heard about this one!

Sorry about the whole Pokemon and Ash thing! I was watching that with my little cousin…and…ya. Hehe. I'll write more soon, I'm even going to write a Christmas related one, I just don't know if I can have it done by Christmas! But I'll try! I love you all have a happy Christmas!