I am soooo sorry it's taken so long to write more! This year has started off hectic, with lots of parties and drama. Today I happen to be sick, so I have plenty of time to catch up on writing!

All this morning I was looking for inspiration for my new scitzo chapter, and could find hardly any, of course I did manage to make myself cry by watching Fruits Basket, but anyway! Please regard that I am having a hard time writing, so this chapter might not be too amazing, but I'll probably start posting two at a time again!

Disclaimer :I do not own Inuyasha. )

Ok so Naraku was in a really bad mood. Like whoa. See he was really mad, because Fluffy didn't buy him a Christmas present. Reason behind this? Well actually Fluff was still mad at Naraku for trying to attack him that one time. So Naraku was throwing a MAJORRR hissy fit.

"WHAT DID I EVER DO TO HIM. I'VE BEEN NICE TO HIM ALL MY GOD FORSAKEN LIFE AND NOW HE THINKS HE CAN JUST THROW ALL WE HAD AWAY?"...

"Well…maybe I did do something, I never did go and ask him what could have made him mad..."...

"BUT NO WHY SHOULD I? IT'S NOT FAIR, NOT FAIR AT ALLLL!".

"Naraku...maybe you should talk to him, or give him a present and make him feel bad?" Kagura suggested.

" And why would I do that? Waste my money on that mooch, I think not!" Naraku said madly digging his nails into the ground.

"Well, you could just give him something little to show him you still care?" Kanna added.

"And what would be the point of that Smarty Pants Kanna?" He yelled.

"Would you stop calling me that?" Kanna growled.

"Does it make you mad?"

"Yes in fact it does..."

"Then...no. -" Naraku said happily going back to being mad with in seconds.

"I know it! I'm going to get revenge on him...maybe I'll...wait...I know." He said before frolicking out of the room and to the nearest store.

"I wonder what he thought of?" Kagura asked her sister, Kanna just shrugged and they both let out a sigh. This could not be good. Thus at Fluffy's home front he was trying to think of ways to rid of France and FB (Fire Ball) he sat thinking...and thinking...

" Jakken Ghost...do you think we could eat horse meat...?" Fluffy asked.

"Um, ewe?" Jakken replied. Rin was off somewhere, probably grooming the horses, so he could talk openly about killing them.

"Well I just don't know what to do...if I did kill them, Rin will be bound to find out, and when she did, I would probably get kicked a lot...so..." Fluffer just didn't know what to do...whatever he did he probably wouldn't be happy. BOOM!

"DU, DU DAAAAA!" Fluffanator turned quickly to see Rin atop Fire Ball with France next to her; she had broken through the wall. She had a Viking hat on her head and a paper sword (that was in honor of my friend's paper Tokijin!).

"Well, ok then, Rin why did you break through the wall?" He asked her, really amused by how proud she looked.

"I just returned from a mission!" She yelped happily.

"Oh really, and what as that?" Jakken Ghost asked. Rin looked shocked to see Jakken

"What are you doing here?" she asked madly.

"Well, I do live here..." he replied.

"NO ONE LIKES YOU JAKKEN, DO YOU SEE ANY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS HERE FOR YOU, THAT WOULD BE A NEGATIVE!" She screamed her sword flailing around.

One fatal fling gave Fluffy a paper cut on the cheek, and he sat there, quite frustrated by all the noise.

"You're right Rin! No one got me a Christmas present...grrraor...well then, I'll be on my way...and Fluff your Christmas present is to have to be with Rin for the rest of her long, long life!" Jakken yelled before disappearing, because he's a ghost...and...can.

"Ok now back to your 'mission' what was it?" Fluffy asked, wondering were in the hell she could have gone.

"Well, you remember those animal crackers Mr. Yuck stole like...4 months ago? Well I got them back...not from him I found them, but I have them once more!" Rin said happily holding up an old moldy bag of Animal Crackers.

"oh...goody..." Fluffy replied cringing. He quickly stood up and power walked out of the castle for fresh air. Taking in a deep breath he closed his eyes and when he reopened them...

"HI!"

"JESUS!". Yes, Naraku stood right in front of him holding a present out to him.

"I didn't get you anything, so I don't want what you have for me." Fluffernator said madly.

"Oh it's ok, I just felt you still needed something!" Naraku said with a smile. Fluffy sighed and opened the present.

" A baseball glove...and a pair of scissors...and lip gloss...?".

"Oh sorry, that last thing is mine! -" Naraku said quickly taking the lip gloss from him.

"Go ahead, try the glove on, and then try to use the scissors..." Naraku said happily. Sess looked at him suspiciously, but tried to put the glove on. It didn't feel right, so he took it off, and held the scissors , they didn't feel right either.

Naraku was trying not to laugh as he watched Fluff try to figure out what was wrong with him. It took him a good ten minutes before he finally realized why Naraku had bought him these things.

"Bitch.".

"Oh I'm sorry, are those left handed items? Oh I do believe they are! Well it's not my fault you're stupid and only have a right arm! HAHAHA.".

"That, was just lame." Fluffy said madly. He turned away.

"RIN! ATTACK!" He yelled.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" (on Fireball, still.).

" OH CRAP I'M REALLY SORRY, NO I'M NOT TRY AND KILL ME MIDGET! YES I SERIOUSLY AM I REALLY, REALLY DON'T WANT TO DIE! NO BRING IT ON!" :trample, trample, trots in circle.:

"Tehehe."

Bye! (that was a pretty gay chapter, but i couldn't think of anything to do for my scitzo chapter, the next one will be a lot more fun!)