I am so sorry it's taken me so long to update! I feel horrible, so please, shoot me now! I promise to update all the time in the summer, and keep it going till the end, (I don't know when the end will be yet!). Please bear with me, and know that I really am trying so hard to update more now!

Disclaimer: I do not own anyone from Inuyasha, nor do I own The Big Comfy Couch.

K so ever since Fluffy had gotten Rin the new TV, she had been picking up new shows, and stealing lines from them. Of course, the mildly annoyed Fluff, but he tried to keep his feelings under control so his physiatrist didn't try to put him on those anger management pills again.

Today though, was really pushing his buttons. Rin had found out that PBS was going to be playing a day long marathon of The Big Comfy Couch. Greeeat. On top of this, Rin didn't want to watch it on her little princess TV in her room, oh no, she just had to watch it on Fluffy's big screen surround sound mega crystallized pixel TV in the living room.

"Dear Lord, why do I let her control me? I could easily toss her into her room, but her TV mode...it's like Satan in little girl form. Her eyes...are all...blood shot, partly because of staring at the TV for 4 hours straight, but still, it's something deeper, it's a sign that God hates me. I knew it...oh and her voice. It gets so dark and creepy, jeeze, what to do, what to do." he grimaced as he heard his lovely surround sound being wasted so carelessly on the God forsaken theme song to some stupid show about a clown girl. Not that he had ever watched the show, just heard a lot about it from Naraku (go figure).

He remembered when he bought that way to expensive TV with all its special features, he only had two reasons behind it; 1. The sales woman was down right breathtakingly hot (he surely didn't want to disappoint her) and; 2. He vowed to use that mega bass surround sound to hear every gun shot sounded in The Matrix Trilogy. Other than that, he hardly watched TV, but was very mad, of course when Rin trotted down and cranked up that sound so that the voice of Lunette the homo Clown could be heard from every corner of the castle.

As time wore on (5 hours into the marathon) Sess-poo started getting more intrigued, the show was noisy, but maybe it was okay if you sat down and watched it. He walked slowly out into the living room, trying to make it look like he was forcing himself to be nice, when really he was excited to watch the show.

"Oooo Fluffa-poo, you came at a good time, a new episode is about to start!" Rin said happily clapping her hands, (this was the nicest she'd been to him since yesterday evening). He watched as Lunette and her flippin' doll Molly danced around as Lunette introduced them and said hi to the children outside of TV land. Rin was so happy; she looked more excited than ever.

Then Lunette decided to tell everyone what time it was, this was getting more interesting than Fluff had hoped. (A/N: If you've never seen The Big Comfy Couch, then your childhood must have been a lot happier than mine, but anyways, in the show she tells the world what time it is by laying down on a rug that is literally a giant clock, and stretching her leg all weird to tell what time it is. It's gross, but I guess if a guy watched it, well different story ).

Suddenly, The Big Comfy Couch was more than just a show about a clown girl and her doll; it was about a flexible clown girl who could reach her leg over her head. Fluff had to get out; it was just too much for him to handle all at once.

"How isn't Rin turned on by this? Oh well I guess she is a girl, and only 9...this show was clearly not meant for boys over the age of 13. God, I'm going to hunt down this Lunette girl, even if her voice is annoying, and she's probably like...10."

He quickly left, Rin didn't even try to stop him, she was too busy dancing along as Lunette and her band of creepy clowns sang. Fluffer was sure he was cured, but as soon as he went to bed, he started having dreams, no, more like nightmares, about if he were in the big comfy couch, and things just started to get too weird for him.

He woke up, trying to stop the dreams, and decided to take some sleeping pills. "At least I'll be sleeping so deeply that I won't remember this tomorrow..." But oh-no, of course it didn't work, in fact the dream got even weirder, and became something Fluff never would ever want to remember.

Oh another cliff-hanger! (Insert gasping noises.) I promise that I'll update what happens next soon! This was a pretty cheap chapter, and you probably will flame it, but I needed to bring you up to speed so you can get ready for the next chapter, (I promise it's much better!)