Yay! I return! I'm updating both of my stories! I explain at the end of this why it took me so long…heh. I noticed I had 69 reviews…PLEASE review it, haha! On with the story, the next chapter should be coming VERY soon! So stick around!
Disclaimer: Do I really have to do this for all 20 some chapters? Whatever, I don't own Inuyasha or The Big Comfy Couch.
This chapter doesn't really have much to do with Big Comfy Couch, it just mentions it. It's mostly about how the medicine messed up Fluffy's mind.
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K so as we left off, Fluffy had just taken sleeping pills so he would sleep soundly, and not remember the crazy dreams about Big Comfy Couch he was having. But, of course, the sleeping pills were only making him have more dreams. Dreams he wished he didn't have, and ones that felt so real...well, he knew he wouldn't want to talk about them in the morning .
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Fluffy wasn't sure where, why, or how he had ended up in the hallway of his home, but he was there now, and completely confused. Not only because he remembered quite clearly going to sleep in his bed, but also because the walls were pink, not their normal white color.
He looked around, trying to find anything familiar, only to hear a voice that he was not expecting to hear. "Oooh Sessy-poo!!!". He turned quickly to the source of the noise, only to see Kagura standing before him, her hair still up, but now in a pink dress with a feather duster in one hand, which she waved at him, a large smile plastered on her overdone make-up-ed face.
He twitched, then asked the question he half heartedly wished he didn't have to, "May I ask, what the hell you're doing here, and why you're dressed like...that?" He asked.
She laughed a weird, fake, high pitched laugh, "Oh, well, dearest, you usually love when I dress like this!!! I am your wife, I like to make you happy!".
He froze, "In what part of my life did I decide I hated myself so much, that I would condemn myself to life with you?" He mumbled.
"We've been married for ten years Sessy-love." She said, walking to him and wrapping her arms around him happily. He pushed her away, and continued running down the hall, trying to find anything to wake himself up. Anything.
"Rin's door! If one thing can annoy me enough to wake me up, this would have to be it!!!" He mentally cried, feeling salvation was near. He opened the door, to see the scariest thing ever.
Rin sat, a cigarette in one hand, and another hand resting on her baby bump. "BABY BUMP!?" He cried madly. She eyed him weirdly, and stood up, showing him that indeed, she was very pregnant.
"Yeah, number seven!" She laughed. His eyes opened even wider as he stood staring at the now at least sixteen year older Rin, who was pretty much a skank whore.
"Who's—who's the father. God dammit, tell me there's only one father." He said, his voice cracking.
"Yeah, there's only one father, it's Naraku.".
"NARAKU YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Sessy roared, before busting a window and jumping out, on his way to hunt down Naraku.
He arrived at Naraku's castle in record time, of course, partly because this was a dream. Naraku sat on his lawn, singing random songs about things, his eyes shut as he clapped his hands together.
"Naraku." Sesshomaru said, his voice almost gone from yelling so much.
"Yes my lovely Sessapoo?" Naraku asked.
"You. You and Rin!?" Fluffer asked.
Naraku laughed and opened his eyes, "You must be confusing me with Kanna and I's adopted son Naraku Jr." Naraku said, "He's inside.".
Sess glared at him, not even taking in the fact that Naraku had a child with Kanna, who was practically his child. (Ewwie!). He walked inside to see a boy...who looked to be far too normal to be living with Naraku and Kanna, sitting in front of his "mother" drinking tea.
"You! You little Naraku who pregnated Rin!" he cried. The boy turned, startled by Sesshomaru, but a look of confusion on his face.
"Don't give me that look danngit!" Sess said madly.
"Hé là bébé, pourquoi hurlez-vous ? Calmez vers le bas et laissez-moi frotter vos jolis cheveux."(Hey there baby, why are you yelling? Calm down and let me stroke your pretty hair.) The boy replied
"Huh." Fluffy said, calming down a bit, seeing as the boy couldn't even speak English.
"We never taught him because Naraku thought it was cool that no one could understand him. So he's French." Kanna said, before leaving the room randomly.
"Bonjour?" Fluffy asked, he really knew only one French word. Go him. The boy stared at him, as if waiting for him to continue, this upset Fluffy. When in the world did he change for people? NEVER! And it wouldn't start here!
"LISTEN! WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH RIN. NO TOUCHING. NO NO!" he yelled.
"Touchez-moi bébé. Ne pouvez pas vous me voir n'ai pas peur." (Touch me babe, can't you see I am not afraid.) The boy sang, rocking back and forth.
"What in all of hell..." Fluff mumbled as the boy broke out into a whole tune.
"JE VAIS VOUS AIMER, JUSQU'À CE QUE LES CIEUX COMMENCENT À PLEUVOIR, JE VAIS VOUS AIMER, JUSQU'À CE QUE TIENNE LE PREMIER RÔLE LA CHUTE DU CIEL, POUR TOI ET I!"(I'M GONNA LOVE YOU, TILL THE HEAVENS START TO RAIN, I'M GONNA LOVE YOU, TILL THE STARS FALL FROM THE SKY, FOR YOU AND I!) .
Fluffy backed away slowly, before running full blast out of the room. He gave up beating up who knocked up Rin, he gave up fighting the fact that he was married to Kagura.
Hell, he gave up trying to kill someone when he walked into his house and saw Lunette doing stretches on her clock rug in his living room. He sat in the middle of the floor, mumbling about how he hated people.
Before he knew it though, he was waking up, everything started fading, and soon he opened his eyes to see Rin hovering over him, along with Fireball and France, looking at him oddly.
"Why were you singing in French Fluffa-poo?" Rin asked, turning her head to the side. Fluff sat up quickly, and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Rin was still little, and not pregnant, and Kagura was no where near by.
"I didn't even know I knew French..." Fluff said, rubbing his head softly. That's when he heard "neiiggghhh", and turned to notice that both the manly, evil horse, and the practically "slow" Barbie horse were eating some clothing items that lay in an open drawer.
"Rin..."he growled quietly. She panicked a bit, then made a whistle noise, making both horses turn to her, "MUSH!!" She cried, and all three rushed out of his room, leaving the door to be broken down, and clothes strewn all down the hall.
Yes, it was going to be a beautiful day.
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That was a fun chapter! I love the doors, and French, so I had to have a random French kid sing "Touch Me". That's an awesome song, hah. Yeah, I'm glad it took me 5 months to update this, I actually had it written months ago, but my Microsoft Word was being stupid and not working, and I didn't want to post without checking my grammar and such. So, there was a slight delay.