Hi! Is anyone still interested in this? If you happen to be reading this, thank you for stumbling upon it! I'm sorry it not only took so long to update, but I'll be ending this odd piece of "literature very shortly. I've had to put my other works on hiatus, and I just feel that this piece is coming to nice end! Sorry!

BUT I'll tell you now, that this chapter is actually the beginning of another story called "That's What She Said" (wow) . If you happen to like it, let me know, and I might post the rest of it as a separate story!

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.

Entry 1: Naraku Announces He Likes to Kill People

I was coming home from a long day of following Inuyasha. Fun...really. I don't understand why I'm sent to do things like this, I mean, c'mon Naraku! You know what fun things Inuyasha did today? He slept...and ate. That's it, seriously.

When I came home, Naraku was sitting there laughing randomly, I rather not ask why. Kanna was in the next room cutting her wrists and cursing the fact that she can't just die.

What an emotart. For really.

"Kagura come here." Naraku said, in that fake dark voice of his. It's halarious. He tries to be cool and use his "manly" voice, but in real life, he sounds like a ten year old. It's probably the most enjoyable thing about my life.

Anyways, I walked slowly, and sat down in front of him. God, you should have seen his stupid monkey suit...it was pink! Pink!! I really had to try hard not to laugh.

"As you can see...I had some troubles with the laundry today. I must have left something red in the wash with my clothes...so all my white stuff is pink." He said, I thought he was going to cry, he looked so darned upset.

Yeah...you probably left some of your homo red eye shadow in your stupid pocket. Way to go.

Stupid Bon-Bon. Jeez.

I told him there was nothing I could do and left, I wanted to go watch Kanna cut herself...it was entertaining.

A few hours passed, it was almost dark out, I was tired, I could go to bed soon. All was well in Kagura world.

Well that was until Naraku came home from sitting in the woods and torturing small creatures. His favorite was to pour salt on slugs and watch them blow up, but most of the time he settled for giving them jewel shards and sending them to kill Inuyasha.

"Guess what I did today!!! I killed someone!!!" Naraku said. Kanna and I sat quietly, I don't think we really cared, but I could tell from the way he was looking at us that he wanted us to ask who he killed, so I poked Kanna till she asked him.

"::siiigghhh:: Naraku, who did you kill?" She asked her voice almost inaudible. He did respond with something about a village boy who got caught in the river and drowned and somehow that was his doing.

But I don't really know I was too preoccupied with wondering what would happen if one of my feathers were to become big on my head.

I wonder what would happen. Would it fall and kill me? Or blow up the other feathers?

I wonder if I can ride by feather in the rain...or will it get too wet and fall? I'll need to try that sometime.

While I was thinking about this... I caught one thing that Naraku said, "GUYS! I DECIDED THAT I LIKE TO KILL PEOPLE!".

Wow, good job Naraku. I can't believe him.

Entry 2: PMS Barbie

Naraku is like PMS Barbie. Ya know what I mean? Like...he is really blonde and likes to wear make up, but he's always in a piss off mood.

Thus PMS Barbie. I like it. Maybe I'll make a bulletin and post in on Myspace.

Too bad Naraku stole my laptop. He said I had "too many connections to the outside world".

He's just jealous of my technology skills.

I think I'm going to patent the name PMS Barbie. I can actually make that doll. Can you imagine? It's face would be all angry and it would be holding a knife. Oh! And it would come with a little box of Midol!! Haha wow.

God, I can't stand Kohaku. Everything about him cries "I HATE ME!"

He mopes around and hates the fact that he's here. I mean c'mon, we all live with Naraku, we all hate life, stop thinking your special!

Can you imagine him and Kanna's kids? Those babies would be born holding knives to their wrists. Crazy.

"Depressed" people are annoying.

For really.

I just want to be like "Hey, if you want attention, walk into a mall and scream, "Bin Laden is my lover!".

Gawwwd.

I don't like the word 'tumble' either. It makes my tongue go all weird.

Sometimes when I say it, I start talking in an Irish accent. Like, what the hell?

You know now that I said it you're gonna try it. Yeah, sit there and say tumble. Your mom will walk in and be like "...Yep, I should probably go get those pills..."

But it's fun to get the Irish accent. It works.

Entry 3: Demonic Saltines

Saltine Crackers are Satan.

Yeah, I'm aware that was random.

I broke my fa-reaking fan today. I kept opening and closing it, and then it just kind of ripped. It SUCKED. Hard.

So I went and stole the one off Naraku's wall. He got really pissed, but I drew him a picture of him taking over the world and he shut up.

Kanna kept singing "Jesus Makes Me New Again". It wouldn't have been so annoying if she wasn't singing it while sucking the souls out of baby birds. "Give it up." I finally yelled at her. "It's never too late to turn to Jesus." She replied.

I told her not to answer the door when those religion people come!!! Look what they do!

Way. To. Roll.

FOR REALLY.

Today I was walking in the woods and I happened to run in to Inuyasha. It surprised the hell out of me because I was currently listening to my i-pod and all of a sudden I just, literally, ran straight into him.

So, I took off my head phones and I was like "What the hell, this is a big forest, I'm sure you didn't have to run into me." and he got all snotty and that stupid brat with the short skirt got all defensive and they were like "IT'S OUR WOODS!"

"What did you pee on it or something?"

Inuyasha looked confused and the monk started laughing. Then that boomerang chick beat the shit out of him and in the meantime I decided to high-tail it. My fan was broken, what was a supposed to do?

"You should have thrown the i-pod at him." Kanna told me when I got back. Yeah, you would think she was kidding. There will be no i-pod throwing anytime soon.

Hah. Nothing of mine is worth throwing at Inuyasha's head.

"Kagura, I'll have to tell Naraku about this." She said darkly.

I glared at her and thought of my options.

"I swear to God, you say one word, I'll punt you across Japan.".

She looked surprised and walked away.

Bwahaha. I own her.

I hope you enjoyed it! And if you didn't, I'm sorry you read twenty other chapters and then got to this. Please keep reading to the end! It should be in the next few chapters! Em-uh-li