Goddess: Hi everyone! I'm sorry if my story is boring so far!

Sasuke: Hn. Your stories are stupid.

Goddess: sniff, sniff You meanie! sob, sob, sob

Sakura: It's okay Goddess, he's just that way sometimes...

Goddess: Thanks Sakura! sniff Now, there's just one thing left for me to do…(cracking knuckles and giving Sasuke death glare)

Sasuke: Uh, oh…AHHHHHHHH!

Sakura: You're welcome Goddess! I'll do the disclaimer, since Goddess is busy beating up Sasuke.

Disclaimer: Goddess does not own Naruto…

Goddess: Although…(POW!)…I…(BAM!)…wish…(KNOCK!)…I…(BOOM!)…did!

Sasuke: HELP ME!

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"Ready to get your butt kicked?"

"I just hope that you're ready to beg for mercy when I come close to killing you."

"Fat chance, you idiot. Let's get this over with," Sakura said in a bored tone.

"Fine," Sasuke said.

The two both got in their fighting stances. Sasuke activated his Sharingan.

"So that's the famous Sharingan eye. Let's see if it can copy my jutsus." Sakura smirked.

"We'll see. Let's start," Sasuke said, running toward her. "Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique!" Sasuke shot a blast of fire from his mouth.

Sakura dodged it easily, yawing in the process. "How pathetic. Why don't you try copying this jutsu? Ryuu no Jutsu! Summoning of the four elemental dragons! Earth! Water! Fire! Wind!" Sakura shouted, making hand signs so fast, that they were all a blur.

Sasuke smirked. 'I can easily copy that with my Sharingan,' he thought. But when he tried, all he saw was a mist. "What the heck! Why isn't it working?" Sasuke yelled in frustration. Unfortunately before he could decide on his next attack, he could feel strong chakra waves coming from the girl.

Sasuke looked up. Around the girl were blue chakra flames. 'Her chakra is so powerful, it can be seen!' Sasuke thought in alarm, dozing off a bit in the process. 'Maybe this isn't such a good idea…' Unfortunately, before he could decide his next move, he heard a thud that sounded like a punch into a wall.

Sasuke snapped out of his trance and refocused on the girl. She had her fist punched into the ground, from which four large cracks were being formed. Out of each one, shot out a dragon. One was made out of water, another from earth, a third one of fire, and a final one made out of wind. All were extremely large, and each one was ferocious.

Naruto and Sai were looking at Sakura and the dragons in awe. The Suna ninjas just stood there, watching with amused smiles playing on their faces. Sasuke was staring at the pink-haired girl. 'Who is she?' Sasuke thought aloud. Sakura heard him.

"You mean you don't know who I am?" Sakura asked with a bewildered look on her face.

"No. I obviously wouldn't have asked if I knew," Sasuke retorted.

"The name's Sakura. Sakura no Sabaku," the girl said. "And here I thought everyone would recognize me. Oh well. I can't really expect immature children like you to know who I am." She put her hands on her hips.

Sasuke stared at the girl in shock. The Sakura no Sabaku? He was fighting the one and only Sakura no Sabaku? No, it can't be. Everyone knew she was the ninja world's most powerful medic nin, she invented her own jutsus, and she was beautiful and quick tempered. He knew the girl in front of her was beautiful, quick tempered, and had her own jutsus as well, but what about the medical abilities? He didn't see that yet.

"How do I know you're telling the truth?" Sasuke asked, while eyeing the girl.

"Fine. I'll show you. You've already seen my jutsu and my temper, so I'll show you my medical abilities. Kankuro, come here," Sakura said, looking at Kankuro.

"But why me? Why don't you ask--," Kankuro began, but immediately stopped after Sakura delivered her death glare (which was much better than Sasuke's, as Team 7 noted) at him.

Kankuro walked up to Sakura. "Hold out the arm with the large cut on it," Sakura instructed. "And no, I'm not going to poison you, I'm going to heal it."

She rolled up his sleeve. She looked at Sasuke, Naruto, and Sai. "Well? You wanted to see it. Come closer," she said.

"B-b-but what about the dragons?" Naruto inquired, pointing at the dragons.

"Oh. Okay, I'll tell them to lay off from attacking you and devouring your body piece by piece," Sakura said, snickering.

Naruto, Sasuke, and Sai paled. All the Suna ninjas sweatdropped. Sakura looked at the dragons, and waved her hands to form a few complex symbols. The dragons flew up into the sky, hovering over the battle. As soon as the dragons were high up in the air, Team 7 walked over to Sakura and Kankuro, who had a large cut on his arm.

"This would was from our last mission, when this idiot here was cut by a poisoned kunai knife," Sakura said, glaring at Kankuro, who gulped. "I didn't take out the poison though, because even though it was deadly, it would have taken a long time to activate, and it takes a longtime to remove the poison."

"Hey! I thought you said the poison was harmless!" Kankuro whined.

"If you were smart, you idiot, you would know that no poison is harmless," Sakura said, rolling her eyes.

"Oh, yeah! I totally knew that! I, uh, was just testing you!" Kankuro said, as he grinned sheepishly.

"Whatever you bozo," Sakura rolled her eyes. She turned to Team 7. "You might want to sit down. It might take a while."

Sasuke, Naruto, and Sai nodded, and sat on the ground. The rest of the Suna ninjas (Gaara, Temari, Tenshi, and Ren) walked over and sat down as well. Sakura sat down, pulling Kankuro down with her.

Sakura started to concentrate her chakra into her palm. She had her eyes closed, so she did not see Sasuke, Naruto and Sai looking at the swirling blue and green chakra in her hand. She opened her eyes a pressed the palm of her hand on to the wound. Kankuro winced. She started to pull her hand away for the wound, and replaced her hand back on it. She repeated this several times, and Team 7 started to doubt her, until a nasty blue, purple, and black liquid started to come out of the wound. She continued to do this for 15 minutes straight, and when she was finished, she put the poison into a small tube, which she put in her bag. Sakura switched the blue and green chakra she had a few minutes ago into pink and red chakra. She then pressed her hand to the wound, and slowly put her chakra into it, closing the wound and healing it. She wrapped a bandage around Kankuro's arm, and stood up.

"There. You're healed now Kankuro," She said, as she brushed the dirt off her clothes. She turned to Sasuke. "Do you believe me now?" She asked him with an inquisitive look.

Sasuke shook his head. Sakura smiled. "Good. Now, since I don't want to fight any more, friends?" She held out her hand.

Sasuke smirked. "Friends," he said, grasping Sakura's hand.

Sakura smiled, and let go of his hand. She performed a few more complex hand signs, and the dragons in the sky flew back into the crack, which closed up after them.

Sakura turned back to Sasuke, Sai, and Naruto. "I haven't introduced you to my family yet. The one I just healed is the idiot, Kankuro. The one next to him with the tattoo on his forehead is Gaara. The one carrying the giant fan is Temari. Tenshi is the one who is carrying the teardrop-shaped container, and the last one is Ren, who is carrying the oilskin. Ren, Tenshi, and I are fraternal triplets, and Gaara, Kakuro, and Temari are our cousins," Sakura said, while pointing to each of the ninjas.

"Well, we gotta get going," Sakura said. Her cousins and sisters were already walking toward the village. "Nice meeting you guys. See you at the Chunnin exams," Sakura paused. "Chicken butt hair." She grinned and ran off, laughing.

Sasuke stared after her. "You know, now that she mentioned it, your hair really does look like a chicken's butt, Sasuke!" Naruto grinned, and both Sai and him were cracking up.

"Okay. Now, she's going down."

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Naruto: OOOHHHHH! Sasuke got dissed by a girl!

Sasuke: Shut up, dobe. (turns to me) Why in the freaking world did you have her say that! glare

Goddess: HAHAHAHAHA! Sorry! I just couldn't resist! HAHAHA!

Sasuke: I'm gonna kill you! (starts to chase Goddess)

Goddess: HAHA! RUN, RUN, AS FAST AS YOU CAN! YOU CAN'T CATCH ME I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN!

Everyone: ……Say what?

Goddess: Eh, hehe… sorry, got a little carried away there… Anyways, please R & R!