Disclaimer: I do not own Invader zim, though I wish I did.

p.s. sequel to Tacooooos

I was knocked off the couch and a little, uh, robot jumped onto my head. I tried to pry him off but couldn't, all the wile he kept screaming on about...

" Tacooooos! Tacooos, tacooos, tacooos". He started to even sing. " If I were a taco I'd have salsa on my back".

I tried to take him off my head again but to no avail. " Will you get the hell of me, you oversized toaster". I screamed.

The little robot stoped singing and looked at me. Then he droped to the ground and started crying. Big gushes of oil came out of his eyes. Then the basement door popped open and out came, you guessed it, Zim.

" Gir"! Zim screamed. He looked around room until he saw Gir on the floor crying. He looked at Gir and then at me. " What did you do to Gir"? Zim asked with furocity.

" He-". But before I could finish, Gir interupted me.

" He touched me master". Gir said while pointing a finger at me. " He said he would give me a taco if I licked his-".

" Whoa, whoa, whoa"! I said waving my arms sideways. " That is not what happened man". I tried telling Zim that that is not what happened, but he wouldn't listen.

" I guess well just have to check the camera to see what kind perv you are". Zim said. He walked over and picked up Gir and pressed a button to make Girs head pop open to reveal a screen. He pressed play and it started.

" Welcome to farmhouse animals 9". Said a very sexy voice.

I raised an eyebrow at this and so did Zim( if he had eyebrows) and continued watching.

" Today, buster the horse, will teach us how to ride". Then the picture turned to a naked woman and a horse.

" What's she gonna do with the-". I didn't get to finish as we saw what the woman did with the horse.

" OH MY GOD"! Zim and I said in unison. Zim then tossed Gir across the room and he bagan scratching his eyes. " You're people are disgusting". Zim said to me.

" Oh yeah. Well what kind of alien keeps a porn addicted robot". I retorted. As me and Zim exchanged insults, Gir rolled down to the basement. " Uh Zim". I sad with a little wory in my voice.

" What". Zim growled.

" Is Gaz in the basement"?

" Well yes, but what does that have to do with-". Zim stoped mid-sentence and realized what was happening. He didn't press stop. He turned around and ran down to the basement. " Gaz, dont look at Gir". He yelled going down the stairs.

I Stood there for a second wondering what was wrong with the world, when a knock on the front door came. When no one came up to answer it I decided to go and open the door.

meanwhile

Shade was walking on the sidewalk dressed in a pizza hut uniform and carrying a pizza box. She was smiling her usual smile while thinking about what she would do to the four who Nymphus had failed to take their hearts.

" I wonder why Nympoo's wanted to let them live". Shade said to herself. " It would have been much funner to see them bleed and rot".(dang she's evil).

Finally Shade reached her destination. A house that looked like it was slanting and came out of the fifties with a yard that had almost every lawn ornament imaginable was standing right in front of Shade. She walked up to the front door and rang the bell.

" Now the time of destruction has come". Shade giggled in a high voice as the door opened.

back to Derek(duh)

Standing in the doorway was a girl who looked about fourteen. She was dressed in a pizza hut uni-( I justed got done explaining that!). She was giggling but when she saw me she stopped herself.

" Uh, can I help you"? I asked as the girl stood in there.

" Why, yes you can". Shade brought the pizza forward. " Here is your pizza pie, that'll be $13.99". Shade then held out her hand.

I looked at the pizza, then at the girl. " Okay first off, I didn't order a pizza. Second off, this isn't my house. And third off, I don't have any money". Shade stretched her smile as I said this, and it really freaked me out.

" That's okay, you can pay with...". Shade brought her hand behind her back. " ..your blood"! Shade brought out a chainsaw( hey it was this or another bazooka) and charged at Derek.

I jumped out of the way as she swung the chainsaw down at me. It went through the floor ripping up the carpet. She dug it out of the ground and charged me again. I ducked as she barely missed my head and jumped over here head. " What the hell, I don't pay for a pizza and you trie and kill me. What kind of deal is that".

Shade wheeled around and charged at me. " I'm going to rip your skin off and wear it as a new coat". Shade said.

I ran up the wall and backflipped out of the way. " If youre gonna go Texas Chainsaw Massacre on my ass, at least warn me next time". I dodged another attack and was going to move back until I hit the wall. I was stuck in the corner.

Shade made a big grin. " Now I'm going to kill you". She raised the chainsaw above her head.

I had to make a quick decision and fast. I could charge her and hope to knock her down. No, she's already got the chainsaw ready. Damn! No choice, gotta pull out all the stops.

I pulled out the Gorgon from my pocket and into my right arm.

There was a bright flash as Shade brought her chainsaw down on Derek. She felt she made contact, but instead of there being a bloddy mess, she saw her chainsaw was torn up against a read crystal. In other words, Dereks arm.

I swiped the chainsaw across the room from her hands and stood up. I was at least a foot taller than she was. I cracked my right hands knuckles. " So, you were saying somthing about killing me"? I said in a mocking. She backed up a little. " I don't think so". I brought back my arm ready to strike. Before I could though, Shade brought her hands to the tip of her shirt and pulled it up to reveal her chest. I stoped my strike the second I saw this. " HOLY CRAP"! I exclaimed. Shade took this moment to jump up and kick me square in the face, sending me through the wall into the kitchen. She walked into the kitchen and jumped on top of me and pinned my arms down. This resulted in me turning a dark shade of red. Shade brought her face close to mine, making my face turn redder.

" Till next time romeo". And she brought her lips to mine. Then she jumped off me and ran through the front door, leaving me blank faced and red as a tommato.

Zim popped up from the basement with Gaz and Dib not far behind. He looked around and then turned to me. " What the hell happened to my house"?

Authores note: Bet ya'll didn't expect that now did you.

from now on Shade will be a main character. Please R&R