Disclaimer: I do not own Invader zim, though I wish I did.

p.s. sequel to I like it

(Up at the space ship)

Shade was sitting in her courters wondering what had happened down at earth. She thought that her plans to take Zim, Gaz, and Dibs, hearts would go off without a hitch. That is until that brown haired guy showed up...

The entire area freezes leaving Shade in mid-sentence. Then out of the corner of the screen comes out s.s.01 with a blank chalkboard and a ruler. s.s.01 coughs and taps the board. " Alright it took me six chapters to realize that I never gave a real detailed description of Derek at the beginning, so here it is. Derek has Medium long brown hair that he parts. He is six foot even, kind of a muscle/chubby thing. He is not fat but not skinny. He has blue eyes. He is currently wearing his black hoodie with sand cargo pants. There you go", sorry about the whole miss up. Area unfreezes.

...and screwed everything up.(did everything just taste blue) Nymphus had not told anyone that there was another person involved in the mission. The whole part of her plan was to dress like a pizza delivery girl and then take out the green alien when he didn't notice. But that plan was ruined because of, of. She tapped her head lightly trying to remember the brown haired boys name. " Romeo is what I called him earlier". she thought out loud. Romeo had been the unexpected "X" factor in the plan. When he opened the door she hadn't been expecting him. She was caught off guard and didn't have time to think, so when he asked what she wanted, she just said that she had his pizza "pie". GOD that was lame. And even after that she told him what the price was. Ugh, she was acting like a total idiot and was going to ruin the plan. But luckily Romeo had just said that it wasn't his place and he wasn't going to pay for the pizza. She had seen this as an opputunity to take advantage of the situation. She smiled at Romeo, which she found wasn't that hard to do around him, and took out her chainsaw on him, screaming that she would make a coat out of him. She wouldn't really do it though. But when she expected to kill him on one move she found that he was much more swift than she had given him credit and dodged her first attack easily. Her chainsaw got stuck in the carpet more to her surprise than to her missing him. She dug her chainsaw out of the carpet and charged at him, But to her dismay he dodged it again. This went on for a couple minutes until she backed him into a corner and she was sure he was doomed. She raised her weapon as she saw him draw out a handle. She brought her weapon down and there was a bright flash and when it faded she saw that he had a red crystal arm and had broke her chainsaw. He stood up and she backed away worried what might happen. He brought his fist back and she was so confused on what to do that she acted on impulse. The next thing she knew she had her shirt up and he was screaming " HOLY CRAP". She then jumped up and kicked kim in the face sending him through the wall. She jumped through the wall and on top of him with such easiness it surprised her. She bent down and whispered to him about next time and KISSED HIM on the lips and left.

She wriggled on her bed at the thought that her first kiss had been given away to the enemy. Thought, she thought with a smile on her face, it wasn't all bad.

(At Zims house)

" You gotta e kidding me"! Zim yelled at me as I told him about what happened in the living room. "There is no freaking way in hell, that you can expect me to believe you".

I rubbed my head, getting irritated with him. " Zim, whether you believe me or not, that is what happened". I walked past him. " Now if you'll excuse me". and started walking out the door.

" Now what"! Zim screamed at me. " Just where are you going now"?

" I'm going out to get some fresh air". I lied through my teeth. Before Zim could reply I shut the door and walked along the sidewalk.

I began to think about the events that had tooken place in the last twenty-two hours. How I came acros, the Gorgon, how that mysterious man attacked us, and how that girl had attacked me and threatend me, and kissed me with those soft lips of hers that made me feel like butter when they touched mine and-

" ARRRGH"! I yelled at no one particular. " What the hell is wrong with me". I thought.

" Youre probably just going through a mid-life crisis". said a voice. I Turned around but didn't see anyone.

" Who's there? Where are you"? I said.

" In order of questions asked, I'm you inner self and I'm in your mind". said the voice

" My, inner self"?

" Yeah, what do you need prove"?

" Um, yeah". The next thing I knew, I had punched myself in the face. " OWWW"! I exclaimed as my nose started to bleed. " What the crap was that for"?

" You asked for proof".

" Yeah but I meant like making me talk or somthing".

" That might of worked, but it wouldn't have been as funny".

" You ass".

" Don't you mean YOURE an ass".

" Shut up".

" Alright, were going a little off course anyways. The reason I'm here is because you need a sort of guide right now".

" A guide"?

" Yeah, a guide. I'm going to be youre guide. Think of it like a little cheat code in a video game.

" But how is having you nagging me supposed to help"?

" I never said the cheat was for you".

" Great, just great".

" What, think you might be going crazy"?

" I'm not going crazy".

" Yes you are".

" No I'm not".

" Yes".

" No".

" Yes".

" NO"!

" Dude youre arguing with yourself, and youre loosing".

"...". I stood there for a couple of seconds waiting for him to say somthing but he never did. I decided he must of left and continued my way down the side walk. I came across a ice cream shop and decided that I deserved a treat and went in.

( Spaceship)

Shade's stomach was growling and it was getting on her nerves. Finally she yelled at it. " No, bad tummy". She said wagging a finger at her stomach. Her stomach gave another growl and she finally gave in. " Ok, ok, weel go get some ice cream". and she was off to get some ice cream.