Zoey-chan: Hey-hey-hoo!!!!

Mai-chan: Hello!

Zoey-chan: Why didn't any of you review!!!! I'm gonna cry!!!!

Mai-chan: Yeah!

Kish: If you review this time I'll show you my ass!

:Fan girls yell:

Kish: Maybe not.

Zoey-chan: Say the discliaimer and we will not let the fangirls get you.

Kish: Flash me first.

Mai-chan: Fangirls! Attack!

Kish:Running: Zoey-chan and Mai-chan do not own Tokyo Mew Mew or there characters!! If they did the world would be a really wired place!!!!!

Zoey-chan and Mai-chan: Bleieve it :we don't own Naruto either because if we did Sasaki and sakura would die:

Chapter 1: Welcome to hell

Kish sat upside down in this chair on the ship, watching Pai type, the clicking ringing in his head. "I'm bored."

"I realize that." Pai said in a monotoned voice. "Go play with Tart."

"Tart's boring!!!!" Kish shot back. "Come on, dear brother!"

"Shut up." Pai shot back swifty. "You know what I should do? Your so stupid, I should enroll you into school!"

"Can you enroll me in Ichigo's school and you and Tart come too?!!!" Kish asked excitedly.

Pai sighed. Guess he was stuck with his two brothers and a shit load of pissy teachers!

Ichigo walked to halls or her school, hand in hand with her boy friend, the perfect Masaya Aoyama. Her shoulder lengh, strawberry red hair in twin pigtails and her grayish/brown eyes smiling. She wore her gray uniform and brown shoes, going into her next class.

"See you after class." Masaya kissed her lips and walked off. Ichigo sighed heavenly and sat in her seat, behind the blue haired Minto Aizawa and the green girl Retasu Midorkawa.

"You okay, Ichigo-san?" Retasu asked.

"Are you in love?" Came a voice. Behind Ichigo was a girl with short dark violet hair and chocolette brown eyes. She wore the uniform but put pins and belts all over her's and wore a skull tie. Her face was covered by heavy black make-up and her notebook in front of her covered in scribbles with mosy the words PANIC! AT THE DISCO and BRENDON URIE in them. "Cuz' love is over rated and stupid."

"Good morning, Zoey." Ichigo said, trying not to give in to the girls ways. "How are you."

"Shitty." Zoey replied. She turned to face the girl behind her, a redheaded girl with dark brown eyes and shorts instead of a school skirt.

"How are you Mai-san?" Retasu asked. Mai looked at her and smiled. She seemed to have less of an attitude then Zoey, but don't be fooled, she was probably worse.

"Good, I guess, but Zoey's right, nothing good comes from love." Mai responded.

"Oh. Please!" Zoey rolled her eyes. "What about Jake!! Is there something wrong with my brother?!"

"Oh, it's nothing!!" Mai backed away, hands in front of her to shield herself.

Zoey rolled her eyes as the teacher came in. An old man who was probably 94.

"Good morning class." He said.

"Good morning Mr. Boxdorfur." The class repeated.

"Today, we have 3 new students. Kish, Pai and Tart Hito."

"WHAT!!" Ichigo cried out.

Zoey tapped Ichigo's shoulder. "You know them?" She whispered into her ear.

"Kinda." Ichigo sweat dropped. Zakuro Fujiwara looked back at Ichigo and glared at the aliens.

"Kish sit next to Zoey, Pai in back, behind Amy and Tart why not sit infront!" Mr. Boxdorfur grinned evilly.

Kish took his seat and looked over Zoey who was scribbling into her notebook. He could make out the words, BILLIE JOE and JIMI HENDREX. Mai threw a paper ball at him and glared.

"Stop staring at her!" She mouthed.

"I'm not." Kish mouthed back. Then Mr. Boxdorfur sat in his desk and backed orders about the assiments. "It's on the board, don't just sit and stare at me."

Tart sighed. School was hard and he didn't like this teacher. He turned to the side to see Purin smiling at him. "Tar-tar!!!" She whispered/yelled. "What cha doing?!!!!!"

Tart sweat dropped and turned the other way to see a blue haired little girl writing in a notebook. She had clear, wolf like blue eyes and long hair in twin buns with hair coming out of them. She turned to him, her eyes smiling.

"Hi." She said. "I'm Riley."

"Tart." He replied.

"Riley!" And oranged haired girl hissed at her. She had cold dark blue eyes and long hair that touched the small of her back.

"Sorry Amy-san."

"Get to work, class! Stop talking or you'll be in here for all of passing period."

Zoey-chan: Finally got around to writing chapter one.

Mai-chan: Whoo!!!

Kish: Now review, fuckers!

Zoey-chan: We will update in 5 reviews!