It was a quiet day at the cul-de-sac while Ed Edd and Eddy were selling home-made fairy cakes.
⌠Double D, I told you no-one would buy our stinkin▓ fairy cakes!■ Eddy shouted at Edd.
⌠They▓re yummy!■ Ed told Eddy while devouring one of their cakes. Many hours passed and not a single fairy cake was sold. Eddy then got mad and tore down their fairy cake stand.
Then Courage walked to Eddy and asked him, ⌠Could I have a fairy cake, please?■ This made Eddy even more mad.
That night, Eddy lay in bed. A cold wind shook the curtains. In flew a huge vampire bat.
⌠Stupid insects!■ Eddy mumbled and swatted the bat with a rolled up magazine.
The bat then changed into Sarah. She had fangs and a black cape.
⌠Sarah, what are you doing here?■ Eddy shouted at Sarah.
⌠I▓m a vampire and I▓ve come to suck your blood!■ Sarah hissed at Eddy while floating. She then cackled maniacally and spreaded fog around Eddys room. Sarah▓s shadow then began strangling Eddy▓s shadow. Eddy then ran out of his house and ran over to Edds house.
Edd then answered the door, ⌠Eddy!■ Edd complained, ⌠For the last time, I can▓t make a solar-powered tree!■
⌠No, Double D! Sarah▓s been acting scary and all, she says that she▓s an umpire that sucks blood! Do cricket players really suck blood?■ Eddy explained.
⌠No, Eddy. Sarah is a VAMPIRE. Vampires have quite a history of raising terror and sucking blood. Now lets go in and FIND A PLACE TO HIDE ME!!!!■ Edd told Eddy, ⌠Would hiding under the bed avoid vampire attack?■.
Edd and Eddy were in Edd▓s house. Thunder struck and Eddy couldn▓t believe what he saw outside the window. There floated Vampire Sarah and the rest of the children of the cul-de-sac as vampires. Sarah flew in and then tried to suck Edd▓s blood. In came Ed who was running around screaming.
⌠Help me, Double D!■ Ed cried, ⌠My air conditioning has broken! Why is Sarah a vampire?■
Eddy then held out a crucifix. ⌠Crucifixes can stop vampires easily!■ Eddy exclaimed. He then held out the crucifix to Sarah and bonked her on the head with it and Ed, Edd and Eddy ran. The next day, the three Eds were having a discussion on the vampires.
⌠None of the kids took part in our scams as vampires come out at night,■ Edd explained, ⌠Daylight makes vampires crumble to dust. Vampires also hate garlic, mirrors and stakes. So we must work together to exterminate the vampires.■
⌠Could they be evil super-intelligent vampires with the powers of a witch from the T-Shirt producing planet named Renmoiney?■ Ed interrupted Edd.
⌠Double D! Do you really think we should kill all the other kids of the cul-de-sac, after all they▓ve done for us?■Eddy told Edd, ⌠It seems such a cool idea!■ That night, Ed, Edd and Eddy prepared for the killing of the vampires. They had mirrors on their hats, stakes in their hands and garlic around their necks. They went outside and suddenly Vampire Sarah jumped out of the air and cackled. She smelt the garlic and looked into the mirror and crumbled.
⌠We killed Vampire Sarah but forgot about the mummy and the witch!■ Ed told Eddy and Edd. A mummy strangled Eddy and a witch turned Edd into a frog.
⌠I need some time to think about this.■ Ed exclaimed
⌠You stupid Ed!■ the witch and mummy shouted angrily, ⌠How could you defeat us?■
⌠Buttered Toast!■ Ed replied.
⌠Noooooooooooooooooooo!■ the witch and mummy cried. They then melted away. They then muttered, ⌠The words ▒Buttered Toast can defeat any member of the undead...■
Ed had an idea.
⌠...except vampires!■ the remains of the witch and mummy continued. The remains went down the drain. Ed▓s idea wasn▓t going to work.
Ed Edd and Eddy then saw a huge castle with a sign reading ▒Vampire Castle I mean Clock Castle No Vampires at all▓.
⌠No vampires in the castle!■ Eddy exclaimed, ⌠Vampires definately hang out in Chinese Restaurants.■ Ed, Edd and Eddy slowly came closer to the Chinese Restaurant. Inside, they found all the kids in the cul-de-sac eating Chinese food. After killing the vampires, Ed, Edd and Eddy stepped outside and saw loads of vampires everywhere.
⌠What▓s going on?■ Edd screamed. A vampire clock swooped down from the castle.
⌠I shall change the world into vampires and take over!■ the vampire clock cried, ⌠Also I shall give money to Oxfam but that▓s beside the point! You three are the only people in the world who are not vampires!■ The full moon arose from the sky. Ed Edd and Eddy changed into werewolves. The vampire clock spread sneezing powder on the werewolves and they sneezed their heads off-literally! Ed, Edd and Eddy woke up and found it was all a dream. They saw that they were sleeping in the same bed, which was a coffin. They found they had long pointed fangs and black capes. Eddy looked out of the window and saw the full moon. He then turned into a werewolf and attacked Ed and Edd who also turned into werewolves.
Mop, Look and Listen
The City of Townsville and Top of the Pops is live in Townsville!
⌠Now for Steps!■ the Top of the Pops commentator shouted. Steps came on but the trapdoor on the stage opened and they fell to the basement. Then, five mops came on stage.
⌠I am Moppo!■ one of the mops told the audience, ⌠My cohorts are Moppa, Moppe, Moppi and Moppu. This is the new pop band, Last of the Mops! Mops used to rule the world. Most of us died and you use their corpses to scrub your floor. With our pop music, we shall take over and you shall pay!■ They then played a great pop song named ▒We are the mops▓.
Meanwhile, The Powerpuff Girls were watching TV while they were having a tea party with Courage the Cowardly Dog.
⌠More tea?■ Courage asked the Powerpuff Girls.
⌠No, Courage! We have to stop the mops from their plan and this is a private residence, man! Leave, Courage!■ Blossom insisted. Courage left and the PPG flew to the studio. The mops had everyone hypnotised and made the audience give the mops a massage. The Powerpuff Girls were about to beat up the mops when Moppu disagreed with them.
⌠We are the last of the mops. Beating us up might kill us and you▓d get in trouble!■ Moppu explained. The mops slaves beat the Powerpuff Girls up. The mops then clicked their fingers and they teleported into the Mayors office. They played their song and the Mayor let them take over. Blossom found this out and told the girls.
⌠We can▓t destroy an endangered species!■ Bubbles told Blossom.
⌠What are we to do?■ Buttercup wondered Blossom then had an idea. The PPG flew to the Maqyors office and found the last five of the mops in the Mayors desk. They were cackling gleefully. Blossom took their equipment and sang ▒Love makes the World go round through the microphone so loud, the curse was broken. The people of Townsville formed an angry mob and ran towards the mops.
⌠You humans don▓t deserve to rule the world!■ Moppa explained, ⌠We mops are the true rulers of this puny planet. Mops invented pop music, not humans! Mops invented electricity, not humans! Mops discovered gravity...■
⌠We get the point!■ Blossom shouted.
⌠Anyway,■ Moppa continued, ⌠I say we should wipe out the human race and use their corpses to wipe the floors. Perhaps we can destroy all TVs and multiplexes and make a new type of entertainment. Maybe all humans can be sent to a different planet! Vote for the best plan!■ 50 percent of the people voted for the second plan, 45 percent voted for the third plan and 5 percent voted for the irst plan. The mops new form of entertainment was watching grass grow on a bowling rink.
⌠This is boring!■ Buttercup shouted, ⌠How can we defeat the mops? How?■ Blossom had another idea. The mops were tied to a rocket and was sent to outer space. Blossom was relieved that the nightmare was over. Just then, The Great Gazoo Came along "There you 5 are, Trying to Snag The Planet From The Humans Are You"
"The Great Gazoo!" The Girls Shouted
So once again the day is saved thanks to the Great Gazoo!
⌠SHUT UP!■ Moppi complained, ⌠We all dislike you!■
The Storker
Dexter was just completing his latest invention when all his electricity blew out. Dexter then caught an evil stork taking out all the wires making the electricity blow out.
⌠Stork! You have intrerrupted my invention by blowing out my electricity. Are you Dee Dee?■ Dexter shouted at the stork.
⌠I am not your sister!■ the stork told Dexter in a chilling voice, ⌠I shall destroy electricity. Hospitals cannot heal the sick and deliver babies without precious electricity!■
The stork then took an axe and started chopping up Dexter▓s machines. Then Courage the Cowardly Dog came up to Dexter.
⌠Storks are pure evil, Dexter. They used to deliver babies but now that they use hospitals, they seem pretty ravenous.■ Courage explained.
⌠That▓s it! The stork wants revenge because all the babies are now delivered by electricity so we wants it to be destroyed!■ Dexter thought, ⌠I have to stop him!■ Just then, he was called to dinner. Since there was no electricity, they used candles. The stork was at the table as well.
⌠Greetings people. It is an honor to be a dinner guest. I hope you▓ll appreciate my evil and nefarious plan. Soon, hospitals will no longer deliver babies!■ the stork explained, ⌠A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!■ The stork bolted down his food and left. Dexter thought for a moment. The stork than began eating all the wires. Dexter then ran to the stork.
⌠Stop destroying electricity, you buffoon!■ Dexter shouted at the stork. The stork began getting angry and then pulled out an axe.
⌠It▓s time I finished you off once and for all!■ the stork cackled. Dexter shuddered in fear. ⌠I▓ll give you this axe if you let me blow up the house!■ the stork continued.
⌠I do not accept!■ Dexter answered. The stork was angry so he took a plunger that will black out the whole universe▓s electricity. He was about to activate it when Courage took the plunger and threw it in the dustbin. As it went in the dustbin, the plunger got activated therefore blacking out the universe. Thus Making XANA Able To Destroy The Universe. He Did Just that, One Big Bang Later, Kim Possible is Screwy, with Age Regression