"Okay, they get it, its Saint Patricks day!" Tails blurted out at last.
Oh it is? I was referring to national drunken green awareness day but we'll go with that.
Anyway, Tails was bored when he awoke that morning so for the heck of it he decided to work on his new shrink ray, and in a completely unrelated sidenote he also had finished hemming his leprecaun overalls but they had shrunk in the wash and were too small for him to wear.
Anyway, while working on his shrink ray, Sonic, Amy and some of the others arrived for their Drunken Green Aware... I mean, St Patrick's Day party.
"Hey Tails, where should I put the corn beef cabbage?" Amy asked.
"Oh, just leave it on the table" Tails said from the other room, still working digilently on his shrink ray as the others crowded into Tails living room.
"Ah yeah" Sonic sighed "Ive been looking forward to this St. Patrick Day's party for a looong time"
"St Patricks day?" Knuckles asked "I thought it was 'Drunken Green Awareness day'"
"Hey Tails" Amy asked "Where are you anyway?"
"Oh down here finishing tinkering with my shrink ray" Tails said.
"SHRINK RAY?" Amy asked nervously, having a phobia of being small that started when she was a kid.
"Dont worry Amy" Tails said, as the others came downstairs to see him "As long as there's no chaos emerald in it, it shouldn't work"
Just then out of nowhere a chaos emerald appeared and attracted itself to Tails machine.
The gang backed away, except for Tails as a flash devoured the room. When they came downstairs they saw Tails only a few inches high now.
"AHH!" he screamed "Look at me, Im small!"
"Heh heh" Knuckles chuckled "Serves you right for building a shrink ray"
"Well I didnt think it could work!!" Tails said "Oh well, the shrinking should only be temporary"
"Well as long as its gonna wear off soon," Amy asked, slightly smiling "Why dont you put on the leprecaun overalls that you said had shrunk in the wash..."
"Yeah, shes right, you should wear those" Sonic said.
"Well okay I guess" Tails said, as he dressed in leprecaun garb, now leprecaun size "So what do you think?"
"Oh its so cute" Amy laughed "You look like a real leprecaun"
"Yeah, better hope he doesnt get mistaken for a real leprecaun" Knuckles added.
"Aw, there's no such things as real leprecauns" Sonic said.
Just then many small Irish voices were heard chattering and tittering and suddenly an out pour of green surrounded the gang as several few inch tall fellows swarmed Tails.
"Our brother!" one leprecaun said, grabbing Tails by the arm "Come with us to the celebration!"
"What? WAIT!" Tails said "Im not really..."
"Surely ye must jest!" the leader of the 'cauns said to Tails "You have the height of a leprecaun, the clothes of a leprecaun, thats good enough for us"
"Wait, wait wait" Sonic said, several inches taller than the small invaders "You cant just TAKE Tails away, he's our friend"
"Aye, he'll be hanging with US now, laddie" the leprecaun said.
"Wait" Tails said "Dont I get a say in this?"
"No, now lets go!" another leprecaun proclaimed and the gang carried Tails out quickly, too quickly for any of the gang to do anything but stare in awe.
"You just HAD to have him try on the leprecaun suit!" Sonic said to Amy.
"Well I didnt think THAT would happen!" she replied.
"Its been, what? 46 episodes and youre surprised about THAT happening?" Sonic asked, referring to the fact that they had seen weirder things happen in previous episodes of the online story series they happened to participate in.
"Ok ok" Amy said "So what do we do?"
"Well, lets follow them..." Sonic said, "they werent that fast"
"Look, theres a straggler" Knuckles said, pointing to a leprecaun who was too fat to fit through the cellar window. Finally he slipped through the crack and the Sonic gang chased him outside.
"Wheres he going?" Amy whispered
"I cant see..." Sonic said.
The plump leprecaun crept along Tails backyard and, first checking both ways slipped under a tree.
"WOAH!" Sonic said, "Howd he do that?"
"Must be a secret entrance or something" Knuckles said.
"But we're too big to get in..." Amy whimpered.
"Unless..." Sonic said. "Tails shrink ray"
"Ohhhhh no..." Amy shrieked "No way am I gonna get... small..."
"Whats your small phobia about anyway?" Sonic asked.
"Well it all started when I was five and... guys? Guys, whered you go?? Oh crap" Amy said, having realizing she was shrunk down already by the time she finished talking.
"Ok, whose next?" Sonic smiled, holding the shrink ray.
Meanwhile, the hearty leprecauns took Tails down to some place underground where they had banners and everything set up for a huge party.
"And now... we feast!" the head leprecaun said.
"Feast? You mean for St Patrick's Day???" Tails asked.
"Nooo silly" the leprecaun said "Nobody here celebrates THAT silly day... here we celebrate... NATIONAL DRUNKEN GREEN AWARENESS DAY!!"
Tails gasped as thousands of bottles of beer were being made in a huge brewery underground. Huge machinery was fermenting wheat and beer was being constantly processed and sent down to a lower chamber for consumption.
"And now we begin the great celebration!" the leprecaun laughed.
"What celebration?" Tails asked "All it looks like to me is a bunch of mindless drinking..."
"Thats cuz it IS a bunch of mindless drinking!" the leprecauns replied "The whole idea of this day is to get SO drunk, the only color you can SEE is green"
Just then, Knuckles, Amy and Sonic arrived at the brewery. The lepreauns screamed with fear.
"This place is hideous" Amy shrieked.
"It smells really bad" Sonic said.
"Its beautitful..." Knuckles said, entranced by the mass production of beer.
"AHHHH! OUTSIDERS!" the leprecauns screamed.
"No, theyre my friends" Tails said.
"FRIENDS?! You must be drunk" he said.
"Im not drunk"
"Of course ye are, we ALL are, we're Irish!" the leprecaun said. "Now let's do something stupid and reckless to get rid of the intruders! TALLY HO!"
"Uh Sonic...?" Amy asked nervously "What are we gonna do now?"
"Uh... RUN!" Sonic screamed as the leprecauns ran after them with pitchforks and torches, and some of them with mugs of beer.
"My mom always told me not to get shrunk and chase after leprecauns!" Amy cried "Why didnt I listen?"
"Just keep running!" Sonic screamed as the leprecauns advanced.
Just then Tails felt an odd tingling sensation. Uh oh, he thought to himself, Im growing back to normal size!
Tails ran after the leprecauns as they continued chasing his friends up and down through the tunnels. Tails soon realized that he had reached the top of the tunneling when he looked down to see a LONG way down to a vat of fermented wheat and alchohol.
"Stand back, Amy!" Sonic said "Its time to fight back!"
Sonic side kicked the leprecauns back and they stumbled back into Tails who fell over and landed in the vat of beer.
"Aye" the leprecaun leader sighed "We REALLY shoulda put a railing up there"
"Well we would have, if SOMEONE didnt keep getting DRUNK on the job!" another leprecaun commented.
"What are you talking about? You were drunk too!"
"We're ALL drunk! We're freakin' Irishmen!"
"Hey, pointed headed freaks!" Sonic said "What just happened to Tails?"
"Aye, I reckon it wont be long now until hes processed into beer!"
"Weve gotta do something!" Amy screamed, as the vat of wheat and alchohol was poured down a tube. Just then there was a terrible grinding sound.
"TAILS!!!" they all screamed.
Just then the grinding stopped and a rumbling began. The machinery suddenly bursted with Tails big enough to bust through it.
"Cmon guys!" Tails said "We've gotta get outta here!"
"AYE OUR BEER!" the leprecauns screamed as the brewery was being torn apart sending fermented wheat and beer flying everywhere.
Finally in a huge explosion the beer sprung up to above ground and the whole gang were shot up out of the ground.
"Aye, all our beer is RUINED!" the leprecaun said.
"What do we do now? I cant be sober! Im Irish!"
"Did you ever consider doing work where youre NOT drunk all the time?" Sonic suggested.
"Not drunk? Is THAT how our forefathers behaved? I mean, really!"
"Actually Irish had to overcome many burdens and did a lot of hard work in society when they..." Amy began.
"I dont want to hear it lassie!" the leprecaun snapped "I just want want my BEER!"
"Um... well good luck with that" Tails said, now nearly normal size.
"Wait, can we please celebrate Drunken Green Awareness day with YOU?" the leprecauns asked.
"Well...alright" Tails said, opening the door for them.
"But Tails..." Amy said "How come youre growing back and we're still small?"
"Well it shouldnt be much longer until youre my size again" Tails said, "so dont worry about it"
"But I HATE being small..." Amy sighed "It all started when I was five and... HEY, does anyone listen to me?"
And so the gang, leprecauns and all sat down to a nice St. Patrick... I mean Drunken Green Awareness day dinner.
"HAPPY DRUNKEN GREEN AWARENESS DAY EVERYONE!"
It was a normal day in Station Square, or at lest it is for the moment. Amy, Cream and Rouge were having a girl's day out shopping, giving Sonic, Knuckles and Tails all the free time to do what ever they wanted.
"So Tails, what are you going to do?" Knuckles asked
"Well, I suppose I could use this time to try and get rid of that evil Chao" at that moment the three heroes turned round to see an evil looking chao (With an angry looking face and razor sharp teeth) glaring while pointing a finger threateningly at them and then running off after a while Sonic then said, "That was weird, anyway I'm going to get a burger and HEY WHERE'S MY WALLET?!?"
"Amy, are you sure it was a good idea to take Sonic's wallet for shopping? Remember what happen last time back in Episode 10" Rouge said as they walk out of the mall
"You can talk, After all, you took Knuckles' wallet" Amy replied. Little did the stupid Hedgegirl and her friends know what trouble lies ahead for them.
"Hey, You can't call me that"
I can and I will so shut up Amy and continue with the story. OOOH DISSED!
"You know, you need to grow up..." Amy sighed.
Anyway as I was saying, as they turned round the corner, a net missed them by inches and yet the idiots didn't even notice.
"Hey!"
I said shut up, ooooohhhh, Im on fire!
"Darn" a voice from the shadows said, hearing the voice Amy, Rouge and Cream turned round to see a creature of pure unspeakable horror stepping out from the shadows. It's hideous face twisted into a sickening grin, it was. the dogcatcher!
"AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH wait a minute," Rouge said, "Why should we be scared of this?"
"Well this must be my luckily day," the dogcatcher said as he slowly crept closer, "Three new dogs to put into the pound"
"You just had to ask?" Cream said as she turned and ran, followed closely by Amy and Rouge.
The three girls ran as fast they could; yet the dogcatcher ran just as fast, slowly gaining on them. As they reached a corner the three girls run off into different directions, hoping to lose him, yet for Amy the dogcatcher was too quick for her and was soon caught in the net.
Cream and Rouge soon met up again
"Where's Amy?" Cream asked as she stopped running to catch her breath,
"The dogcatcher must have got her" Rouge said as the bat also stopped, witched proved to be a bad move, for as soon as she did they were both caught in the dogcatcher's net.
SLAM! Amy, Rouge and Cream soon found themselves locked up in dog pound as the dogcatcher walked away.
"Well this stinks" Amy said as she sat down.
"Hold on," Rouge said as she began to look through her pockets, "I think I may still have my cell phone on me"
Finding her cell phone, Rouge quickly dialled Sonic's number. With the chance of freedom being so close, Amy, Cream and Rouge gathered around the phone.
"Hi this is Sonic"
"Sonic, it's Rouge, we been."
"Or it would be if I was here, please leave a message after the beep" Rouge let of a frustrated sigh as the answering machine ended.
"Sonic, Some dogcatcher mistook me, Amy and Cream as dogs and locked us in the pound, get here as fast as you can and get us out of here"
Half an hour later
"Sonic should have been here by now" Cream said.
"You know this place isn't so bad," Amy said as she started looking around the place, "I'm mean, sure I'll be pleased when Sonic gets here but I
"I know what you mean," Rouge said "once you get use to the place, its really good place to live in"
And sure enough, the three girls start to get use to being locked up, an hour later Sonic, Knuckles and Tails arrived to get them out.
"Sonic what took you so long?" Rouge asked the blue hedgehog.
"We were trying to get the money needed to get you three out"
"Look pal," Knuckles said to the dogcatcher, "Were here to get Rouge, Amy and Cream out of here"
"Well the fee to get those three out is $25000"
"25000 bucks? We don't have that much"
With a sigh, Sonic turn to Rouge and said, "Sorry, but it looks like you three are going to be a bit longer"
"Sonic no..." Amy whined, in her small cage.
"Its alright, we should be back in about a week..." Sonic said.
"Ok..." Amy sighed.
And so the 3 got used to eating dog kibble and drinking water with their tongues. They really had no choice since their cages had been so tight, they couldnt reach the water dish with their hands so they were all bending over and drinkin out of the dish with their tongues.
A week later, Sonic arrives to find the 3 girls drastically different than how he had left them. Amy was making grunting noises as she tried to scratch her own back with her foot. Rouge was running around in circles trying to bite her butt and Cream was sitting there panting.
"There," Sonic said as he gave the dogcatcher the large amount of money, "that's the fee, now let Cream, Rouge and Amy go"
"Thanks for getting us out Sonic" Amy said as she gets out of the cage with Rouge and Cream.
"Um.It was no problem Amy" Tails said.
At Sonic's house
"So what should we do know?" Knuckles asked Tails as Sonic amused himself by throwing a ball for Amy, Cream and Rouge to chase.
"Well you know, I wanted to have a pet dog," Sonic said, joining in the conversation.
"But they our friends" Tails said as he noticed Rouge, running around in circle trying to catch her tail. "You cant be thinking that we should treat them like dogs"
"They don't seem to mind" Sonic then noticed Amy, "NO AMY! NOT ON THE CARPET!"
"One of the first thing we should do is house brake them" Knuckles said.
And so, Amy, Rouge and Cream somehow became conditioned to live as dogs, sleeping where they wanted, chasing cats around outside and going to the bathroom at their own lesisure. In a week's time the 3 girls had become as close to dogs as a hedgehog, bat and rabbit could be. The once civilized and well clothed girls had become girls who could barely speak english and wore tattered clothes covered with mud.
"Fetch the stick Amy" Sonic said, tossing a stick towards Amy, witch she quickly caught in her mouth and brought it back to Sonic.
"Good girl," he said while patting her head, "Now sit, good girl".
"Okay Cream sit" Knuckles said as Cream sat down, "Good, now roll over"
"Okay, Knuckles" Cream said as she rolled over.
Next day
Sonic, Tails and Knuckles were walking Amy, Rouge and Cream who were all wearing leashes and collars.
"Sonic, look at all the trees" Amy said as she sniffed one of them
"Sure Amy just as long as you remember not to use the carpet again"
"Hey Tails, hold this will you will me and Sonic bay some more stuff of the girls" Knuckles said as he and Sonic handed Tails all three of the leaches and headed into the pet store.
Tails started to think how every thing might be okay, until he heard Amy said,
"Hey look a Cat!"
When Sonic and Knuckles came out of the store, the first thing they saw was Rouge, Cream and Amy chasing a cat with Tails being drag after them, holding onto the leaches for dear life.
"Amy, Cream, Rouge, heel!" Knuckles and Sonic screamed, chasing after them.
HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA-- cough! Ahem! Sorry about that. Anyway, Welcome to the sequel of my LAST great horrible hit (nightmare at Pizza Hut). In this tale our friends enjoy some all new fears... no ketchup packets, out of salt, broken straws and in every drink despener... all there is is water... and diet coke. Sounds pretty scary doesn't it? Oh it is... for this is NO ordinary Burger King that the gang have decided to go to on this cloudy Friday afternoon. Oh no...it is actually a Burger King...FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION and haunted by the spirit of... well... I'll just start from the begginning...
Thursday night the gang met in Tails basement and drew straws to determine who would select the eating place for the following afternoon, this time around it would be Amy, who was very calm about her winning
"HA! In your face, you dumb fox! No Pizza Hut for you!" she screams "HA HA HA HA! So uh...I guess we can all go to Burger King then"
"Sounds alright to me, cant be much worse than Pizza Hut" Sonic says, shrugging.
"HEY! What was so bad about Pizza Hut anyway?" Tails asked defensively.
"Well lets see, the service was terrible, the pizza was sub-average and oh yeah, WE ALMOST GOT KILLED!" Sonic explains.
"Dont forget the fact that there was a flood of monstrous proportions!" Rouge adds.
"How DID we ever escape that flood?"
"Uh... y'know, Im not sure...but, anyway, tommorow we'll all meet at Burger King" Sonic says.
And so the next day the gang met at Burger King, and not an old crappy one either, this Burger King had been built just recently, it had all the latest of Burger serving technology, computerized orders, automatic drink dispensers, and these really cool ketchup dispensers...
"Ok, we dont care about the ketchup dispensers" Sonic snaps.
"No, hes right, these ARE pretty cool" Tails says now examining the ketchup packets.
"So we just order by computer?" Rouge asks.
Duh! What part of computerized order do you NOT understand, Rouge?
"Hey! Are you insulting me AGAIN?" she shrieks.
No, ofcourse not...
"Well then..." Rouge says speaking into the computer "I'll have 2 cheeseburgers, medium fry, oh and a super size drink..."
"Uh Rouge? The SuperSize is only at McDonalds..." Tails says.
"And actually its not even there anymore Tails, a lot of McDonalds across the country are discontinuing it" Knuckles added.
"What? That's terrible!" Sonic says.
"And alas, true...may we all take a moment to salute the super size fries..." Knuckles said sadly.
-moment of silence-
"Ok...now that we're done saluting some fries... I want to order next" Tails says speaking into the computer "I'll have 2 king fries and... a kid's club meal"
"Kids Club Meal? What are you, 2?" Sonic taunts.
"Well...I'm still a child at heart!" Tails insisted.
"WHATEVER!" Sonic says, now whispering into the console himself "Yeah, I'll have a big kid's meal..."
"I HEARD THAT!"
"WHAT? I... uh...gotta watch my figure" Sonic says.
"Sure ya do..."
"Um..I'll just some fries...no burgers for me" Amy says, now ordering into the computer.
"No burgers? Come on Amy, live a little" Sonic says.
"No way, that stuff goes straight to my hips" Amy replies.
"No burgers, eh?" the computer seems to snarl back, in a low, almost raspy voice.
"Um... is the console supposed to TALK to me Sonic?" Amy asked.
"Thats ridiculous, Amy, the console doesnt TALK..." Sonic replies.
"Yeah you're right...so whats our total...? What the..." Amy says, now consulting Sonic "Uh Sonic...doesnt that total look...wrong?"
Indeed it had... the number displayed on the LCD read 66666666666.66666666666666666666666 and as we all know 6 is the number of the devil!
"Really? I thought 3 was the number of the devil..." Tails interuppted.
"No thats the number of the easter bunny..." Knuckles says reassuringly.
"That IS odd, are you sure you totaled it up right?" Sonic asks.
Sonic keeps pressing the clear total button but to no avail, the console still reads that impossible total which soon starts to flash. Sonic sighs and heads towards the drink dispensers. Soon enough the food appears beside them, as if by magic.
"Enjoy your order" the computer speaks cheerfully.
"Well... that was odd, we never even paid for it..." Knuckles points out.
"Shh, just take it" Rouge says.
"Ok, ok "
And so the Sonic gang get their drinks and colorful packets of ketchup and sit down in a corner by the window. Noone couldve asked for a nicer day to go out on, and the food was okay too.
"I'm gonna need more ketchup" Amy announced.
Amy gets up and goes towards the ketchup dispensers but when she presses down the handle the only thing to come out, is a clear liquid, and it lands on the counter spelling out the words "YOU'LL LIVE TO REGRET THE DAY YOU CROSSED US". Amy backs away in fear and calls Sonic over.
"Sonic...does that look right?" she squeals in fear.
"What? All I see is some ketchup on the counter..." Sonic replies.
"Ketchup, no...it's... "
She looks to see that it IS ketchup but then, what is it she had seen earlier? Something wasn't right about this place, and Amy had to find out what...
"Come on Amy, I think those burger fumes have gone to your head..." Sonic says, pulling her back to the table.
"Aw, I wanna finish this burger but Im just so full, any of you want it?" Rouge asks.
"What? No way! You took a bite of it"
"Oh right, I guess I'll just throw it away then" she says with a heavy sigh.
And so Rouge goes to the garbage can and disposes of the unfinished hunk of beef. Seems simple enough, right? Wrong. Becuase by doing this she has offended the burger spirits...and by offending the burger spirits...well it's just not a good thing to do, okay?
And soon everyone starts to notice, although Tails is the first
"Whats with that blue ooze coming out of the walls?" Tails asked.
"What blue ooze?" Sonic asks, now turning around to see it "Oh man! What IS that?"
Indeed, and undeniably had there been a streak of blue oozy type substance that seemed to have at one time been running down the wall but it had now all but dried up. Suddenly all the doors slam shut, and there's an almost silent click, and yet one that every ear in the building could hear.
"Uh-oh, I have a bad feeling about this" Tails says.
"You know it IS kinda weird that we're the only ones here" Knuckles realizes.
"Um... well Im sure its nothing" Sonic says.
Sonic slowly inches over to the door and pulls on it with all his might, but cannot, as there is an ancient magical lock on the door... either that or he's just a weakling.
"HEY!"
"Yeah, really, why must our author be so verbally abusive?" Amy asks.
I could be physically abusive instead if you want
"Ugh...never mind..." Amy groans.
Alas Sonic pulls and pulls but with no luck. Just then something clocks him in the head and he falls to the ground. Amy, his beloved girlfriend, runs to his injured side at once, much concern in her eyes and... uh.. Amy?
"What? Oh I mean Oh... Sonic... Im so concerned for you..." Amy says, expressing no emotion whatsoever.
Well, that was...stupid. Anyway, as Amy comforts her fallen beloved she neglects to notice that the drink dispensers are going haywire, spurting out water and diet cola all over her friends. And it gets worse!
"I'll say it gets worse, I got a grease stain on this shirt... " Amy whined.
I MEANT THE FACT THAT YOUR VERY LIVES ARE IN DANGER!
"They are?"
Yes, you silly girl, for that object that clocked Sonic was a rusted...greasy...SPATULA
"AHHHHHH... NOO, wait did you say spatula? Who cares about that?" Amy asks indifferently.
Uh-oh. By displaying indifference towards the burger spirits she has angered them. The spatula that was once an inanimate object laying on the ground floats to live before Amy's very eyes and slaps her across the face. Just then the ovens burst open and beef flies at her face, followed by more spatulas.
"What's...happening?" Amy cries, now wiping the beef off her cheeks.
Suddenly the spatulas surround the young hedgehog filling her with fear and confusion. Just then, one of the spatulas sweeps her off her feet and knocks her onto the ground hard, another one gets under her back and yet another. The spatulas had been atempting to lift Amy and with a rusty creak they do, all 5 of them working together lift Amy's weight and drift her into the kitchen.
"AHHHHH! Wh-whats happening?" she screams.
Just then some salt is sprinkled on her, followed by ketchup and mustard in her hair.
"AHHH! You know how long that took to comb?! Im gonna have to wash it all night now" Amy screams again, now almost sobbing.
"There wont be another night for you" an eerie voice speaks.
Just then some deep humming noises began. She was in the kitchen, and these floating burgers were seasoning her, one of them had a chef's hat on. She gasped in terror. The burgers were planning to cook her.
"So...you dont like burgers? Now you shall BE one!" she hears a voice say.
"What? NO!" Amy screams, being helplessly taken towards the stove.
The spatulas flip Amy onto a large grill but she is still large enough to take up most of it.
"HA! Im too BIG to be cooked" Amy says, a bit of relief now overtaking her.
"Is that so? Take her to the deep frier!" the burger chef speaks.
"The deep frier? NO! Im too young to be deep fried!" Amy screams, her heart now racing as the burgers overtake her again.
But it was too late. Of course by now, Amys concerned friends had come to her aide... AHEM! Amys concerned FRIENDS!
"R-right! We have to help Amy..." Rouge says valiantly.
"What happened?" Sonic asked, coming to at last.
"Sonic! Those burgers are gonna cook Amy!" Tails shouted.
"What? Nooooooo!" Sonic screams.
Sonic dashes behind the counter but he was too late. The spatulas had shoved Amy into a huge machine, which began pumping and steaming. Amy inside had been sweltering and felt herself begin to shrivel up and shrink, sweat now coating her body. Her eyes widen in fear, knowing she only had a few more minutes to live at this point. When the process ends she had been shrunk to only a few inches high and was shiny from sweat. The now giant burger uses the spatula to flip Amy off her feet, then drags her back to the grill and flips her on, then begins flipping her up and down. Now coated in ketchup, shrunk to miniscule size and drenched in her own sweat and grease, Amy began to break down and cry, her own tears causing the grill to sizzle. The burger laughs and throws more salt on her., the salt now burning her skin with all the sweat. Finally Sonic dashes in.
"AMY! " he shouts looking down in horror at the deep-fried hedgegirl.
"Sonic! Hurry, turn the grill off" she screams, her tiny voice almost droned out by the loud sizzling of her own flesh cooking.
Sonic turns the dial but the wrong way
"OW! Off, you idiot!" she screams, tears and sweat now coating her face.
"Sorry, sorry"
Sonic turns it off and uses the spatula to scrape Amy off.
"Oh geez, you alright Amy?" Sonic asks, biting his lip. Indeed, it didn't look good for Amy, whose back had been scorched.
"Ive been better...now how do I get unshrunk?" she asks.
"Not sure if you can be, Amy... but dont worry about that right now, we need to get out of here" Sonic says.
"I dont think so!"
"Whats your deal? Why would you do this to an innocent girl?" Sonic asks.
"Innocent, hardly! She has defied the burger lords, and so have you!" the burger yells.
The burger then takes out 2 ketchup dispensers and squirts Sonic with them. Sonic whacks the burger back with the spatula (putting Amy in his other hand). The burger reeled back and latched itself onto Sonic's face. Sonic places Amy on the counter behind him as he shoves the burger into the oven in front of him and quickly slams it inside. Then he scoops Amy off the counter and runs back to his friends.
"Amy, you alright?" Rouge asked.
Amy could barely speak it was so traumatic. Right now her clothes were so fried that they cracked when you touched them, she hair was ruined with ketchup and mustard and she smelled like a sweaty hamburger, not to mention she was about the size of one, all she could do at this point was let out a long sob.
"ARGH! Thats it! We have to do something to avenge Amy" Rouge says.
"But what? I dont want to get cooked" Tails says in fear.
"Well neither do I, that would suck, I mean first they shrink you, then they..."
"You know, youre not really helping" Amy growls.
"Right well..."
Just then a half dozen burgers had surrounded them, each with spatulas and chef's hat.
"Uh what do we do?" Tails asks.
"RUN!" Rouge shouts.
And so in lame 3 stooges type style the burgers chase the gang around the restraunt.
"Hold on! Why are we running from a bunch of BURGERS?" Sonic says at last.
Sonic finally grabs one and eats it, then spits it out into the garbage.
"Geez, Sonic, that was kinda harsh" Rouge stated.
"They deserve it for what they did to Amy"
This made even Amy, coated with ketchup, smile a little, that Sonic had cared about her that much. She sits down and sighs, she sure was lucky to have him. But just then another spatula swept her up. She screamed for help but her screams were too feeble as the burger chef took her into the kitchen and opened the oven.
"This is the end for you!" the burger chef growled.
"Eep... no! No! Let me out!"
As Amy banged on the oven door all she saw was the cold unfeeling eyes of the burger that put her in there. Wait do burgers have eyes? Well...yeah...
"Please... have a heart...Im sorry I said I didnt like burgers... PLEASE... dont...do this..." she cries.
Amy eventually finds herself trailing off into tears, it wouldnt be long...until she died. She broke down and decided to wait for the end. Just then the oven door swings open and Rouge takes her out.
"Rouge? You saved me" Amy says.
"Yeah, what are friends for? Now c'mon let's go, the burgers have everyone cornered at the playplace, we need a plan to stop them" Rouge tells her.
"How are all these burgers coming to life anyway?" Amy asked.
"Well Tails found out that the burger king was built on an old radioactive garbage dump and all the burgers there were angry at the people who threw them away" Rouge explains.
"Well, that was oddly specific..."
And thus, Rouge takes Amy down to the playplace where the Burger Demons board it up, trapping the gang inside.
"Stop, you evil burgers, and leave us be!" Rouge shouts.
"NEVER! NOW GET HER! GET THE BURGER HATER!" the burgers all said growling.
The burgers then swarmed all over Rouge, slashing, biting, attacking, and doing other bad stuff. During the chaos Amy falls onto the ground and is able to slink away from the madness and run towards the others.
"Amy, You alright?" Sonic asks.
"Yeah, but we have to hurry and get out of here..." Amy replies.
Amy jumps through a hole in the boards and breaks the gang out of their ropes.
"Now hurry, the burgers havent boarded up the slide" she tells them.
"Thanks" Sonic says, scooping Amy into his arms and giving her a little kiss on the cheek.
"Now let's go!" Amy shouts.
And so the gang springs up the tubes for their lives as the burgers board up the entire playpen forever, never once do they lose their focus...
"Whee! I can make the propeller spin" Tails says in glee, now spinning a plastic steering wheel.
"TAILS! Come on" Sonic shouts.
That is, never losing their focus TWICE
"Hey if you look through this window you can see outside...HI ROUGE!" Tails says looking out.
Just then the burger demons turn around and see Tails in the window. Uh-oh...looks like someone's an idiot!
"Really? Who?"
"Cmon dumbass lets go" Sonic says, scolding the idiot fox.
The gang sprint as fast as they can and finally reach the slide but waiting for them is the evil burger chef who keeps them back with his greasy spatula.
"Err... it may be harsh but we need someone to take a bite of that burger, its the only way to kill them" he says, now looking down at Amy.
"Me?! But why?" she shrieks.
"Youre small enough to jump onto him without him noticing, I cant get a good bite with his spatula in my face, now go Amy" he insisted.
"Aw, I dont know" she says worriedly.
"Go! I believe in you" Sonic says reassuringly.
Amy closes her eyes and times her jump perfectly, she lands on the burger chef and forces herself to take a bite, causing red ketchup to ooze from him like blood, and he perishes at their feet. Sonic takes Amy off the ground, who was now drenched in ketchup moreso than before.
The gang finally take their slide down and escape through the back gate, now in the sunlight everything okay...well...except Amy.
"So... whats gonna happen to me? Im just gonna be small forever?" she asks.
"Well no, see the deep fryer just dehydrated you and caused your molecules to become much less dense, if you allow the molecules to..." Tails begins to explain.
"In English?"
"She'll be normal size in a few days"
"Well thats good to know, but how am I gonna wash all this crap out of my hair?" Amy whines.
"Uh... thats gonna be tough" Sonic admits.
"Hey, where did Rouge go?" Knuckles asks.
"She was still inside, she sacraficed...her... life...for us"
"No I didnt Im right here" Rouge says.
"How'd you get away?" Tails asked.
"After you killed the chef the rest of them just died, and it was easy to escape": Rouge explains.
"Well that was some trip"
"I'll say"
"So next week?"
"Ooh, how about we go to Taco Bell?" Knuckles suggested.
"Here we go again..." Sonic groaned.
And that ends our horrible tale of the NightMare at Burger King, as for the Taco Bell thing, well I'll get back to you. So...in the meantime, tell me what you thought of this story and Ill be back soon with more random action later... maybe.