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Thanks to dealuvsanime she/he proved my theory correct!! Like I thought at first, Haruhi is 16 years old, so that makes Kairi 16 years old as she just turned 16 the day before she left to go search for Haruhi. I'm sorry about the typo error in the first one! '' Well I hope you like it.
YOU KNOW HARUHI'S A GIRL?
Um. . .Yeah. . .She's my big sister. . .
o.O;;
"HARUHI! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL YOUR FATHER?" Tamaki yelled at Haruhi. Haruhi gave him a look of confusion and annoyance at the same time. "What are you on about, this time, Tamaki-senpai?" She asked. "THIS!" He said as he pointed at Kairi. Kairi bit at his finger, whom yelped and pulled his finger away. "TO THE 3RD MUSIC ROOM!" Tamaki stated. "Mori!" Mori then picked up Haruhi and Kairi as the rest of the host club ran after them. Cain sighed, pushed himself off the wall and slowly followed.
Mori sat Haruhi and Kairi down together on the couch. "Who's this?" Haruhi asked. "You're Haruhi?" Kairi asked. "Yeah. . .Who are you?" Kairi smiled big and locked Haruhi in a bear hug. "YOU'RE MY NEESAN HARUHI, DEAR!" Haruhi pushed Kairi off as she scooted to the other side of the room. "You can't be my little sister. . .My mother only had me!" Kairi coughed and said, "But you don't know what daddy had!! I heard he's an okama, is that true?" Haruhi's mouth opened wide as an eyebrow twitched.
"OH HARUHI, IT IS YOUR SISTER I CAN SEE THE RESEMBLANCE!" Tamaki stated as he examined Kairi. "You two are both so cute!!" Kairi turned a bright shade of pink again before growing quiet. "I won't believe you until you have proof, I'm going home." Haruhi said as she began to walk off. "Tie her up!"
There were a couple minutes of shouting and struggling before Haruhi was tied up in a chair. The host club introduced themselves to Kairi and Cain as Kairi wrote their names down to remember them. "So tell us how Haruhi is your sister." Kyouya demanded as he typed away on his laptop, looking up at her.
"Well. . .Haruhi's mother and father were together for a while, but split up for a bit. . .That's when he met my mother, about a month into their relationship they began to grow apart. . .That's when Haruhi's mother called and told father about her being pregnant with his baby, so he left my mother. Two months after that she became pregnant with me and never let my father in on it until 8 years after." No one in the host club said anything for about five minutes.
"I still don't believe you!" Haruhi huffed. As soon as Kairi opened her mouth she heard an excessive amount of laughing underneath. A girl popped up from a powered machine. "Oh, such a brilliant plot! The long-lost sister of Haruhi has finally arrived after so many years of sworn to secrecy by her mother's bitterness!! She tries to get to know Haruhi and love her until Haruhi shuns her away so occasionally that she becomes cold and plans her revenge!!"
"This is an Otaku, isn't it?" Kairi asked, pointing at Renge. "Yes. . .Renge. . .Is an Otaku." Kairi told her that her storyline was all messed up and to continue writing children's books, which offended Renge back into the ground. "I want to meet papa!" Haruhi's lip started to twitch before she said "Forget it."
In the end, all of the host club ended up going to Haruhi's apartment. "Hey dad, I'm home!" Haruhi called. "Oh, Haruhi!" Haruhi and Kairi's dad came out to hug Haruhi. "I brought a package. . ." Haruhi said, pointing at Kairi. "Is this. . .Kairi?" He asked while examining her. "Yes! Are you daddy the okama?! I love okamas!"
"Oh I finally get to see my baby girl!" He half-sang as he hugged Kairi. Haruhi fell over, she couldn't believe she had a sister. "Dad." She said, putting a hand on his shoulder. "Why did you never tell me?" Haruhi asked Ryouji. "I guess the thought. . .Slipped my mind! Oh that's right, I was supposed to tell you she was coming today and would be a member of your school!" Haruhi's jaw dropped. "YOU FORGET TO TELL ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT?"
"Oh Haruhi, your angry face is so cute! Please forgive daddy!" Ranka said, embracing his daughter. "Hey. . .Kairi," Cain whispered, "I'm going home. . .You know your way." He then silently excused himself from sight. "Where did that guy you were with go?" Hikaru asked. Kairi played as if she didn't hear him, but merely had a confused look on her face as her violet eyes scoped out the apartment. "OH, KAIRI!" Ranka said, embracing her. "I finally meet my daughter! You are also very cute!" Kairi put one finger in her mouth as she observed the situation. "I'M GOING TO BE A HOST CLUB MEMBER, SO I CAN BE CLOSER TO HARUHI!" She then hugged Haruhi.
"Eh. . .NANI?! IIE! IIE!" Haruhi shouted. "Awe, Haru-chan. . .Why don't you want me to be your little sister?" Kairi asked with a puppy dog pout. Haruhi sighed. "But the host club is only for boys. . .And I have a debt to pay off, so that's the only reason I'm in there." Kairi took a pair of scissors and placed it against her long brown hair. "I will cut my hair shorter then and say that I am a boy and I can help you pay of your debt!"
"There's no need for that," Kyouya said as he took the scissors from Kairi. The host club all had a meeting, leaving out Haruhi as they discussed the matter. "You can be a member of the host club! Your job is too look cute and be our show girl!" Tamaki said. "My precious Kairi a show girl?" Ryouji shouted while pulling on Tamaki's cheeks viciously. "It's okay. . .Dad. . .I don't mind being a show girl if I get to be with Haruhi!" Ryouji turned around and hugged both Haruhi and Kairi. "My two beautiful daughters are so sweet!" This guy is an idiot. . .Kairi thought with a tired look on her face.
(A/N: I don't like this chapter much either. XD Hopefully it gets better as it progresses. . .I've just not been feeling too well emotionally lately, which affects my writing. . .I'm trying to lean toward Kairi and Kyouya getting together. . .Anyone have any suggestions of how I could do that? ' - '??
Also, I like the idea of Tamaki and Haruhi getting together But if anyone has an idea for that as well, then maybe you could tell me?
有難うございます
作用なら
Romanji: Arigatou Gozaimasu
Sayounara
English: Thank you very much
Goodbye)