Disclaimer: What u are about to read has been rated T (no duh) which is strongly advised for children that have tendency to have nightmares and wet their beds. This is a very weird and yet good FF. We also advise do not do stupid stunts to reenact this, like using a

Wiji board to give u strong powers or supernatural powers for that matter. I do not own Bleach, I love to read it though (and watch) enjoy.

Bleach

The Wandering Swordsman with the Black Moon

Ichigo?...Ichigo...Ichigo PAY ATTENCTION ICHIGO!

Chapter 1

Ichigo...groun why do you do this too me?!(Uryu whines)

PIPE DOWN WOULDJA! its not like I didn't hear you!(puts pinky finger in his ear) gawd...what time is it?

Its 2:00 and your getting on my nerves! and also you were daydreamin wernt you?!(Uryu folds arms)

NO I WASN'T!

Then wheres the intruders? hummmmmmmmmmmm?(smerks)

What, theres intruders?! (looks around impationtly)

HA I KNEW IT! YOU WERE DAYDREAMING!

QUITE YELLING YOU MAN WOMAN WONDER!

Finally Uryu and Ichigo continue on walking down the path to the house where they were staying.

WELCOME BACK! how was your day?(Orihime shouts)

(Ichigos face turns into a shadow effect) Whats wrong Ichigo?(Orihime says gently)

I have a headache from people yelling all day long (he rubs his head)

Oh I'm sorry, would you like some dinner?

Sure what is it? (smells the air)

Stew...red bean with cabbage stew (Ichigo's face freezes)

N..o...no thank you Orihime, I guess ill go to bed.

Ok...well get a good night sleep (Orihime bows)

Yes...and thank you (Ichigo bows with)

Night...Orihime...Night...MAN WOMAN WONDER!

SHUT UP!Uryu shouts yet again Ichigo dashes for his room and shuts the door and immideatly after locks it.

Why do I feel like a child once again? (Ichigo walks over too his bed and lies down) I wonder...what tommarow will be like...I hope that the Man Woman Wonder doesn't bother me. He looks out his window and stairs off into the distance, and soon enough falls asleep.