Title: Facts of
Life
Author:
Rednovember
Word
Count: 149
Warnings:
Humorous smut
Challenge:
None
Notes:
At the end
The metal walls of his ship are supposed to be sound-proof. Including the wall between his own room and his uncle's.
But some things leak through.
The creak of mattress springs, clink of chains, snap of a whip, a young woman's laughter and an older man's chuckling.
Zuko curls up in a corner, rocking back and forth. "I don't hear anything. I don't hear anything," he whimpers to himself.
In the other room, Jun smiles at Iroh. "Maybe you should have a talk with your nephew tomorrow morning."
Iroh sighs. "It's about time he should know."
THE NEXT DAY:
"Now, Zuko my boy," Iroh begins, sitting down in front of his nephew. "There are some facts of life I think you deserve to know. First off, when a man is in chains and a woman has a whip—"
Screaming, Zuko leaps off the side of the boat.
Notes: Inspired by a hilarious conversation with Hotspur on LJ. The credit for this really has to go to her. She's genius, if not a bit perverted (but then aren't we all?). Obviously we were talking about the Iroh/Jun connection in the recent Episode 15! Iroh's such a dirty old man. Poor Zuko.