TITLE: Winner
AUTHOR: RedNovember
WORDCOUNT: 114
WARNING: Bad attempt at humor.
CHALLENGE: #24 Crossover

NOTES: This is for all you Naruto fans. I apologize for any brain damage.


"My honor is non-existent!" Prince Zuko threw a flaming fireball at Uchiha Sasuke, who narrowly avoided it by dodging lightening-quick to the side.

"My entire family is dead!" Sasuke shouted back, letting loose an almost invisible barrage of blows at the Prince.

"My father banished me from my nation!" Zuko twisted and kicked out, striking Sasuke in the stomach.

"My brother is the reason my family's dead!" Sasuke punched the Prince in the jaw.

"I have the ugliest damn scar in the history of all angst-crazed teenage boys!" Prince Zuko roared.

Sasuke slowed his attack, then stopped. The shinobi bowed his head.

"I surrender to your superiority, Prince Zuko. You are a true master, worthy of my utmost respect."