Stalking: The Forbidden Jutsu
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, I wouldn't want too. He's too annoying.
"YOSH! My eternal rival! I see you're still teaching your students the same old tricks!" Gai proclaimed as he strode over to Kakashi and his students. If this was any normal day, Kakashi would have had his book out the moment he sensed the youthfulness of his nemesis. Instead of his usual non-caring reply Kakashi snapped.
"My students are none of your business Gai." Well I guess not snapped per say, but for Kakashi, even acknowledging Gai was a rare sight. "I deal with my students the honorable way and-"
"YOU MEAN WE COULD BE LEARNING MORE?!" Naruto exclaimed, "YOU ARE SO LAZY!
"You expected more from the sensai who hardly even arrives for training?" Sasuke muttered.
"HA! I SEE EVEN YOUR STUDENTS ARE TIRED OF YOU KAKASHI, TIRED OF YOU AND YOUR EFFORTLESS COOL!" Gai proclaimed.
"Well then, it appears that I'm a little out of touch. So tell me Gai, what is it that you are teaching your students?" Regularly this information would never be released to a rival team, but Gai was too enthusiastic about actually having the upper hand on Kakashi to notice.
Leaning in close to Kakashi, Gai whispered, or more like yelled into his opponent's ear, "Tenten and Neji are not learning anything overly special at this time, but my most youthful student, Lee is learning a… a forbidden jutsu."
"You do realize the information you have just given me is enough to get you thrown out of Konoha, right?"
"GAH!" Gai jumped back startled, "YOU MAY HAVE WON THIS ROUND KAKASHI, BUT YOU WAIT!" With a single finger pointing at Kakashi's head, Gai disappeared.