Disclaimer: I don't know if I'd want to own Naruto, then I wouldn't be able to write fanfics, now would I:3
After the reveal of Tsunade's experience with Gaara, Sasuke felt a little more comfortable putting his trust in him.
"So you really did all that?" Sasuke inquired.
"Does it look like she's faking?" Gaara replied, stuffing a dumpling into his mouth. Tsunade was drinking down shots of Sake like there was no tomorrow.
"Er… I guess not." Tsunade slumped over the counter, "is she going to be okay?" Gaara ignored Sasuke and bought himself some more dumplings.
"You see, I'm the best of the best, what more proof do you need?" Gaara said.
"Well…" Sasuke began, before a familiar face came up to them. It was Orochimaru, and he was more than a little bit drunk.
"Hey! Sasuke, long timeee no see, how's it going? Oh, Gaara, greetings, stalk anybody lately?" Orochimaru slurred. Sasuke just inched away slowly. Gaara gave Orochimaru the death glare, since he hadn't gotten around to forgiving him for murdering his father. "Woah, don't give me that look, it was just a question. Oh, have you told himmm about how you messed up that copy-cat ninja?" Orochimaru added, before taking a seat on the opposite side of Sasuke. Sasuke then proceeded to inch away in the other direction.
"Grr… that guy is such a freak…" Gaara grumbled.
"More than you, demon-boy?" Sasuke taunted.
"Do you wanna hear about your sensai, or not?" Gaara said.
"Yes."
"That's it, no begging at my feet, or jumping up and down, just a yes?" Gaara scoffed.
"Just tell the story Gaara."
Kakashi's Flashback
Back when Kakashi was still mask-less, and was a fun-loving teen (yes, I know it's hard to believe) he was a little experimental with his style. He would wear a variety of jumpsuits, in all colors, until Gai started sporting them. He also wore long robes, with extravagant bows, until that too was stolen, by Orochimaru and the Akatsuki. So Kakashi was constantly changing his look.
For one unfortunate week, Kakashi decided that face makeup would be a good idea. It wasn't. To give you a visual, it looked somewhere between Kankurou and Kiba. Long purple and blue streaks ran across his face and over his eyes, making him look more like a clown than a ninja. Although it made him stand out, so he liked it.
Kakashi was in his bathroom, placing elegant swirls on his cheeks with a purple tube of lipstick when he noticed a small note pinned to his door, it read: 'You know, my sister has the same brand.' Kakashi just scowled. People could never understand his idea of fashion; he wished that someday people would look beyond the face, and into the soul. He was deep that way. So, Kakashi ignored the random comment, throwing it into the trash.
About three hours later Kakashi was finished, his face a vision of beauty… well sort of. He turned to exit the bathroom when he saw that the note had mysteriously reappeared on the wall again. Kakashi just gave it a wary look and proceeded out the door.
That day Kakashi had a mission, to clean out the park. It was an easy job so he told his teammates to take the day off. After enduring all of the snickers and jeers of the people of Konoha he arrived. He took one look at the park and fainted. It was covered, every square inch, in post-it notes. Each of them had a different comment, such as: 'Hey! My girlfriend wants to know where you get your makeup', or, 'is the circus in town?' or, 'who'd you copy that look from, a mime?' The taunts continued.
Kakashi finally woke up and began to clear the park. He was kind of edgy from the discovery, but continued his work nonetheless. He had zipped through half the park when he turned around to survey his progress. There was none. Each and every one of the sticky notes had been replaced, making it look like he'd done nothing for the past three hours. Kakashi fainted, again.
When he woke up for the second time, he realized he too, was covered in sticky notes. He couldn't take it, so he ripped off his sock and took out his kunai and cut of the end. He forced the sock over his face and shouted, "THERE, NOW YOU WILL NEVER SEE WHAT I LOOK LIKE!" Needless to say, the villagers took him to therapy for a while afterwards, but Kakashi never showed his face again.
End Flashback
"Whoa… That is not bad; I always thought that he had huge fish lips or something." Sasuke said.
Gaara chuckled, "most people do… it would require some serious ninja stalking skills to remove that mask…"
Sasuke thought for a moment, 'would sensai acknowledge my skills if I was able to remove his mask?' He leaned towards Gaara, "hey, I have an idea…"
Hey, sorry about this chapter, I was kinda at loss for ideas... I guess you all know what's going to happen next! Also I'm going to be working on my other story too, so be patient! Thanks please R&R!!!