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February 17

Dear Diary,

Thank Gosh that dreaded Valentines Day is over. All of those candies that had haunted me when I was testing them were now floating about the Inn as people gave them to their sweethearts. Now, normally, I have nothing against Valentines Day. In fact, it's rather cute, though, in my opinion, some people do get too obsessed with it. However, when the Inn floor is littered with pink and red wrappers from corner to corner, it gets a tad annoying. And what's worse, because of their plastic-y-ness, they cannot be burned in the fireplace, and that means all the much more trash to be taken out.

Of course, half of the candy wrappers are because of the drunks who are "in love" with Diana. Poor girl. Actually, though, one of her admirers is a boy she fancies from when we were in school together. Of course, she doesn't know this, he's playing the whole secret admirer thing, and I promised I wouldn't him that I wouldn't tell her he sent the two-dozen roses. (Remember that obsessed thing I was saying earlier? Perfect example.) But, I can tell you! His name is Robert, and he has fancied Diana since hey were both fourteen. Isn't that sweet? Sometimes it just makes you want to go "Aww."

Anywho, Diana isn't stupid, and I'm sure she'll figure it out soon, if she hasn't already. But now, I must go; I have to work at the factory in half an hour! I shall write to you from the broom closet on the third floor during lunch break. I'm sure Mr. Wonka wont read over my shoulder there!

February 17, still

Dear Diary,

Well, it's lunchtime, but Mr. Wonka has stepped out, so I don't feel the need to hide in the broom closet. It's only Meddigar and I in the testing room, and I figure that, since he cannot speak English, he cannot read it either.

Now that I think of it, Mr. Wonka has hardly been in here all day. I wonder what he has been up to? I wonder if it has anything to do with Meddigar and the Oo-

This must be the work of some DEMON LORD with too much free time!

Meddigar was READING OVER MY SHOULDER! AHHHHHHH!

Though, I wonder if he actually read, but regardless! He has been around Mr. Wonka too much! Meddigar is starting to adopt Mr. Wonka's over-the-shoulder reading habits!

Hmm… now that I think of it, I wonder if he can read. If not, Mr. Wonka should probably teach him that, along with being able to speak English. By the by, the English lessons between Mr. Wonka and Meddigar were not going well. They mostly involve Mr. Wonka shouting nonsense at Meddigar's face. They're real words, be sure of that, but it's nonsense all the same. I remember yesterday particularly well. It started off like this,

"Meddigar, say chocolate." (who didn't see that coming?)

Meddigar just stared at Mr. Wonka

"Chocolate," he reiterated.

Meddigar started to walk away. So Mr. Wonka tried some new words in rapid succession.

"Moo! Jelly! Medulla Oblongata! (I didn't even know he knew that one)"

Meddigar was staring at him as if he were insane (and honestly, so was I).

Eventually Mr. Wonka got fed up, and stormed off, only staying long enough to tell me that he'd "be back by lunch." Well… it's lunch and-

Freaky. He just walked in. Well I should go then. He doesn't look like he is in a good mood.

See ya.

- Melissa -