WHY DANNA?!?

Disclaimer: My OC is Kumo (Spider).

Summary: Deidara isn't the only one who calls Sasori 'Danna'. Kumo isn't always doing things wrong, just when her Danna's in the room. She only intentionally bugs him when she sits in 'his' chair. Don't get me wrong- she likes her Danna. She likes her Danna a lot. He never hits her, or anything. But she gets the receiving end of his verbal barbs instead. One day, after a new one, she snaps.

START

Sasori stopped in front of Kumo's door. Knocking on it, he called

"Kumo? Kumo, open the door. I have to talk to you. Please open it, Kumo." Sasori tried. Then he tried the doorknob. Locked. He rested his ear to the door. No sound. Fearing the worst, he used a puppet to break the door down. Stale air from the morning hit him. He looked around at the empty room. An un-made bed, dirty clothes in a corner, books around the bed. One thing he noticed right away was a corner sticking out from the mattress. Pulling on it, he realized it was a thin book. He opened it carefully, and read the pages.

October 12, 1960 (That's around the time Kumo joined up…Sasori thought) (A/N Random dates here people, random dates!)

Dear Diary,

Maybe this is foolish, to be keeping a diary. But I've realized that Deidara-kun is the only one who I can actually talk to without getting snapped at. And I can't turn to him every time I need to vent feelings, so here we are. Besides, I want to keep a record of my days as an S-class criminal. Deidara's at the door, telling me to come watch a movie. Better go.

Kumo Dokueki.

October 14, 1960

Dear Diary,

I met more people today. Itachi-san doesn't talk much, but his eyes are so cool! Kisame is a fish, but a jerk all the same. Zetsu's black side threatened to eat me, but apparently that's normal 0.0. Kakuzo loves money (I wonder if he'll marry a ten dollar bill one day?) Hidan worships a god named 'Jashin-Sama' and then there's Sasori. He works with puppets. Maybe it's too soon, but I think I may have a crush on this person! I have to go again; Leader-Sama is calling for a meeting.

Kumo Dokueki

October 14, 1960

Dear Diary,

It's still the same day as last entry. Leader-Sama sent me, Deidara and Sasori on a mission to Konoha to gather information on the nine tails, Kyuubi. I wonder if I can keep on track with Sasori-Danna around? giggle

Kumo Dokueki.

(Sasori remembered having to save her from getting caught more than once on that mission)

October 20, 1960

Dear Diary,

Deidara knows!!!! He knows about my crush for Sasori-Danna!!! Kami, I hope he doesn't tell…Anyway, I've written down what we know about Kyuubi:

Container: Blonde Hair,

Blue Eyes,

Orange jump suit,

Alone,

Determined to become Hokage.

We're home now, and Deidara's invited me to play a game of Go in his room.

Kumo Dokueki

Sasori flipped ahead to the most recent.

June 30th, 1961

Dear Diary,

Danna complimented my fighting today during training, when I had managed to disarm Kisame. Actually, it was more of a hidden compliment, because he said it like this:

"Congrats. You've finally decided that Kisame needs to use your best attacks, nuisance." Like that. But there's still a compliment in there.

P.S Danna flipped me off his chair again. He does this neat thing that when he flips me off; he jumps over the back and sits there before I even realize what happened!

Kumo Dokueki

Sasori stared at the book before he put it back. Stepping over the broken door, Itachi and Kisame came around the corner.

"Whoa, dude. You better fix that before Kumo gets back." Kisame chuckled.

"Where is she?" I asked coldly.

"Leader sent her on a mission to get groceries." Itachi whispered. "She was crying when I saw her last. What did you do?" Itachi was one of Kumo's other favorite people, but she was careful not to displease him.

"Nothing. Thanks." Sasori took off in the direction of Leader's door.

Pausing outside it, he craned his neck around looking for a sign of Kumo.

"Sasori. I know you're out there. Come in." Leader called from inside his room. Entering, Sasori looked around with his eyes trying to spot a certain blue haired Kunoichi.

"You are looking for something, Sasori. Or is it someone?" Leader asked.

"You sent Kumo out on a mission just now. Do you know when she gets back?" He asked.

"Around midnight. Until then you should think about what you are going to say to her, ne?"

"Hai. Arigatou Leader-Sama."

Sasori made his way out of the room.

When he reached his and Deidara's room, Deidara was laying on his bed looking at a picture.

"Danna! Look what I found! Yeah! " Deidara grinned, showing him a picture. Sasori took it. It was dated for a year ago, about a month after Kumo arrived. Deidara had wrangled up all the members, even Leader, for a picture. Sitting on the couch and sitting on the floor from left to right was:

Itachi Kisame Kakuzo Hidan Zetsu Sasori

Aka Deidara Kumo

Aka was the other female member. However, she was never usually seen. Sasori remembered Deidara arranging Kumo so she leaned up against his leg. Leader stood behind the group. Sasori stared at His face. It was monotone, and 'I have no better things to do but this' practically spelled on it. Kumo's was beaming, happy at the camera. Sasori handed it back to his partner.

"…" He didn't say anything as he checked the clock. '10:30- another hour and a half, then.' He thought, and turned back to his partner, who was now heading into bed. Sasori sat on his and made a pretense of sleeping.

"I'm going to get some water…un." Deidara announced quietly, some while later, and he was out the door. He came back half an hour later. He poked Sasori.

"Kumo's back…yeah." Sasori was out of bed and interrogating his partner in a flash.

"Where is she?" He whispered.

"Itachi's putting her into her bed…un." He whispered back.

Sasori rushed into her room, which was across the hall and down a couple doors. He looked in, and a shadowy figure was bending over a sleeping Kumo. The figure looked at him. Red eyes were illuminated.

"Sasori." Itachi said in a brief greeting.

"She overexerted herself today. Fell asleep halfway through putting the groceries away. Deidara and I put them away." Itachi whispered.

Sasori walked over as Itachi straitened. Kumo shivered, Sasori pulled the covers over her shoulder.

"Goodnight." Itachi said, and soundlessly exited the room. Sasori cast a look at Kumo. Turning off her alarm clock, he wrote a note:

Kumo,

You were up for quite a while last night. I turned your alarm off. I have to talk to you after you get up.

-Sasori

Then he too exited.

Finished!!!