WHY DANNA?!?
Disclaimer: My OC is Kumo (Spider).
Summary: Deidara isn't the only one who calls Sasori 'Danna'. Kumo isn't always doing things wrong, just when her Danna's in the room. She only intentionally bugs him when she sits in 'his' chair. Don't get me wrong- she likes her Danna. She likes her Danna a lot. He never hits her, or anything. But she gets the receiving end of his verbal barbs instead. One day, after a new one, she snaps.
Kumo woke up in the clothes she wore last night. She noticed the blare of the red letters on her alarm clock weren't there. She looked at it, and discovered it turned off and a small not on top of it. Scanning it over, she checked her watch '11:00' it read. Nearly choking on air, she jumped around trying to put her jeans on and comb her hair at the same time. She eventually got dressed and got her teeth done ext. by '11:10' she silently thanked Kami of her ninja skills. Grabbing her weapons, she headed out to the training grounds.
"AKASUNA NO SASORI!!!" she screeched, seeing him, Itachi, Deidara, and Kisame out in the training area.
"Yes n- Kumo?" He asked coolly.
"NEXT TIME I COME HOME AT AN UNGODLY HOUR, YOU LEAVE MY ALARM WELL ENOUGH ALONE!" she glared. Deidara started snickering.
"What the heck is your problem?" She rounded on him.
"y-Your c-c-cloak! Yeah!" he chuckled. She looked down. She had slipped her cloak on the wrong way. Silently, she slipped in off, revealing skinny jeans, and a white tee-shirt that exposed her stomach when she lifted her arms up, and slipped it on the right way.
"Now that you've decided to stop interrupting me, Dokueki, you'll be fighting me. Then Deidara fights the winner, and Sasori the loser. Itachi will fight the loser of Sasori's battle, and Sasori will fight the winner of Deidara's battle. Got it? Good." And he lunged at her. She dodged, and flipped over him, putting one of the katana's that was strapped to her thigh against her neck.
"I win." She whispered in kisame's ear, in a voice which made him shiver.
She put her katana back and proceeded to go into 'battle mode', which makes her seem to leave all emotion in the dust and fight.
"My turn! Yeah!" Deidara grinned and threw a bomb at her. She caught it and it exploded. She was blasted backwards, and Deidara gasped. Itachi smirked. As deidara neared, she jumped up and punched him in the stomach, hard enough for him to feel it.
"That wasn't nice, Kumo-kun! Un!" he whined. She stared at him blankly. She looked sasori in the eye as he readied himself. Drawing her katanas, she charged. He dodged and a puppet was unleashed. She used a justu and hid under ground, popping up, tapping him on the shoulder and pinned him, arms above his head. The others stopped to watch.
"Get off me, Dokueki." Sasori growled, staring her in the eye.
"Make me, puppet boy." She growled. He rolled over on top of her, and smirked.
She felt her hands slipped, and looked up at her hands. Using two fingers, Sasori had commanded the puppet to take her weapons. She glared at him.
"You're sharpening those!" she yelled at it, as it stuck them so far in the ground the hilt was sticking out only. Sasori leaned in, his nose touching hers.
"Your in a lovely position to get out with what dignity you have left, Kumo." He purred, and watched as his opponent's face lit up with shock.
"G-get off y-you! Y-y-your invading my personal s-space!" She stuttered, now veeery concerned for her Danna.
"D-Danna? Are you ok?" She asked.
"No, of course I am. I'm merely taking pleasure in your discomfort." He chuckled.
"Now do you give up?" He asked in a sugary sweet tone, brown eyes dancing in amusement.
"Why? Why did you write that note? Why are you willing to talk to me? Why do you sting me with words that have cut me over and over?!" She said, searching his eyes.
Sasori's breath caught in his throat.
"Will you not answer me?" She asked, a lone tear escaping her eye.
"I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry." He whispered, and her hands slipped from his and she hugged him. He rolled onto his back and hugged her back. She began sobbing. He held her tighter. Deidara smiled. She had a new shoulder to cry on, it seemed.
Epilogue next!!!!!