Disclaimer: I have just come to the realization that I probably don't even own this story. I bet someone else has already thought about this and is writing a threatening flame right this moment... Either way I don't own Naruto.

Sasuke sat outside, cursing his foolishness. "…stupid cameras, how could I have underestimated Kakashi?"

"Easy, you're a bonehead." Naruto said.

"Right, and you're the one with the face SQUASHED FROM THE PAVEMENT!" Sasuke bellowed.

"Um… Sasuke-kun… Could we… um, get the next part into action here? I think that sensei's almost finished eating." Sakura whispered.

Jiraya, who was in the apartment next door, came up to the group, holding what appeared to be a huge stack of…post-it notes.

"Er… you don't think that he's gotten used to the whole 'post-it note' torture yet?" Gaara asked.

"No, no. We're only going to need one. I also have a," He pulled out another stack of something, "few mirrors!"

"So you weren't just peeking on girls? You were collecting mirrors?" Naruto asked.

"Tsk. You young people have no respect. I have devised an amazing plan that will blow your minds!"

Sasuke walked over, not liking that he had been left out of the conversation. "What about the plan we already have?"

"Screw that, this one is so much better."

"Fine."

The group ran off to the memorial, to plant their note.

Kakashi

Kakashi had just finished his breakfast, foiled another plot to catch him without his mask and was ready to spend a glorious day doing nothing. He only had one thing left to do, pay tribute to his dearly departed friends.

Upon arriving at the memorial, he noticed something odd. There was a note. He shuddered, a post-it note. He snatched it up; making sure it was real this time. It read: To my devoted reader, a sneak peek into the next Icha Icha book located at the bath house. Be there at 8:00 a.m. sharp! – Jiraya

Kakashi almost jumped with glee. 'Another Icha Icha, this really is a good day!' He paid his respects and ran to the bath house. There was no way he was going to be late.

Bath House

"Okay, everyone… er… um…" Hinata tried to begin.

"It's okay Hinata, I'll take it from here." Ino jumped up front, actually wanting a role in this plot, "it seems that if we really mess with his head first, it'll make the taking off his mask much easier, right? So we have positioned the mirrors all around, kind of like a fun house. There will be one post-it note positioned so its image is in all the mirrors. Kakashi will go nuts trying to find it. Then we'll open up the door to the bath and put up an illusion covering the water. He should walk right in, completely disoriented. There we will ambush him with clones and cameras and… BAM! We've got him!"

Sasuke shuddered, "you know… that is going to seem like the mangekyo sharingan you know. It'll be like Itachi's attacking him."

"Ha, well it won't be because Itachi's probably slaughtering some other helpless village right now!" Naruto taunted.

Sasuke leapt on him, "YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU LITTLE RAT!"

"Hey you two, stop! Kakashi's coming!" Gaara said.

"You're kidding right? It's only 7:30, he shouldn't even think about coming for another three hours at least!" Sakura remarked.

"It's my book after all, of course he's eager!" Said Jiraya proudly.

"Places everyone!"

Kakashi climbed the steps to the bath house. 'Where is everyone, I'm not the only one who got the invitation, am I?'

"Hello? Is anyone there? Jiraya?"

"Er… um… Come on in, we're in the back!"

Kakashi opened the door. It was pitch black inside, there appeared to be a large amount of candles randomly positioned around the room. 'Wow, are they ever being fancy!' He proceeded to the center, where he thought he could almost see a book lying on the table.

"Halt! You're time has come Kakashi!" A mysterious voice boomed.

"Who's there? What is the meaning of this?" Kakashi spun around wildly, lifting his headband to reveal his sharingan.

Without warning the candles went out, leaving Kakashi in darkness. For a few brief seconds he stood his ground. Then… a dim light went on. He was in what appeared to be a crude fun house.

He glanced around, searching for the exit. It appeared to have been covered with mirrors as well. From the depths of each mirror, a shape appeared. It was a note. Kakashi whimpered as it bounced and swirled around the room. From every angle he could read: Catch me if you can, copy-cat!

'Alright, if these are mirrors… then all I have to do is find the original.'

Kakashi burst forward, scratching along every mirror in search of the note. Seconds seemed like minutes and minutes seemed like hours to the crazed ninja.

"GET ME OUTTA HERE!"

Suddenly he had a revelation. 'What if this is an enemy attack, not some cruel prank? Yea, that's right. I bet this is the mangekyo jutsu! We're all under attack, duck and cover!' Kakashi fell into the fetal position, covering his head in his arms.

"We're coming Obito, hang in there buddy!" Kakashi started to talk to himself.

Behind the mirrors

"I think he's had enough, don't you Sasuke?" Ino asked.

"Yup, time to let him out."

Out of nowhere, the note seemed to materialize directly in front of Kakashi. He poked his head up and glared at it. "DON'T YOU TAUNT ME YOU FILTHY PIECE OF PAPER!" He leaped up, trying to grab the note. He followed it as it led him outside and over the bath.

Just as he was about to step into the scalding water, the illusion faltered. The water re-materialized and the note disappeared. Naruto was sitting in the water with ten of his clones. They were poised ready to attack the moment Kakashi hit the water.

Kakashi stopped, he looked around and smiled. He unzipped his vest and soon was standing in… his bathing suit. The plan was ruined.

Kakashi took a running leap and cannonball-ed into the water. It took him only three seconds to demolish the clones and throw Naruto out of the water.

"So… what have we learnt about trying to attack your sensei?

Sasuke stepped out, flabbergasted, "How did you know?"

"Well I happen to know that the next Icha Icha book won't come out for another eight months, so that was a sure giveaway. Oh yea, and Naruto's hair was sticking out over top of one of the mirrors in there." Kakashi smiled and continued swimming around.

Sasuke slowly turned a dark red color, his eyes revealed the sharingan and his teeth were barred, "Naruto Uzumaki… YOU ARE DEAD!" And he ran off after a screaming Naruto.

"So, sensei… you were just pretending this whole time?" Sakura asked.

"Hahaha, yes I was. One of the many challenges Gai and I had was to get the starring role in a movie. It required months of acting classes."

The rest of the group just sighed and disbanded. Their fun was over.

"Hey, Hinata! I was just wondering what you were doing tonight?" Asked Gaara, running up to the ninja.

Hinata giggled evilly, "what do you think I'm going to be doing?"

Gaara slung his arm around her back; they had already begun to choose their next vicim.

The End

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