WHY DANNA?!?

Epilogue

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"Kagami! Where are you?" Kumo called, searching around the chamber for her daughter.

A giggle came out from under the bed. Smiling, Kumo knelt down und looked under it.

There, her daughter was lying on the floor, giggling. 'Kagami' or Mirror was the spitting image of her father. Red hair, brown eyes and a liking to dolls, she was a daddy's girl.

Sasori walked in, a toddler in a blanket in his arms. The toddler was sleeping, and Deidara came in behind Sasori and Kagami ran to him.

"Oof! You're getting heavy Kagami. Yeah." Chuckled Deidara, picking her up.

"Hello Sasori. Deidara, don't get her too wired. She has to go down for her nap you know." Kumo grinned as both Deidara and Kagami grimaced.

"How was he?" She asked her husband.

"Very loud. And Itachi's going to have to get his shirt dry-cleaned, unless he likes big, orangish stains on it." Sasori chuckled at his wife's exasperated look.

"He threw the carrots again, didn't he?" She sighed.

"Hai. I don't think we can have Itachi baby-sit for a while." Sasori chuckled, putting the sleeping toddler in the crib in the corner of the room. His name, 'Kietsu' or Joy, had fluffy blue hair and green eyes. He obliviously didn't like the horrid carrots.
"Higher uncle Deidara!" Laughed Kagami and Deidara threw her higher, almost hitting her head on the ceiling. On the way down, Sasori caught her.

"Hi daddy!" She laughed, hugging him.

"Hello Kagami. I have a surprise for you!" Sasori smirked evilly at poor Uncle Deidara.

"Really?! What is it?" she asked, bouncing in his arms.

"Uncle Deidara gets to put you down for your nap! And if you ask really nicely, I'm pretty sure Uncle Deidara will read you two stories!" he faked wild enthusiasm.

He put her down and she grabbed Deidara's hand, practically dragging the poor man into her room.

"Why are you so mean?" laughed Kumo.

"He had it coming." Sasori smiled at her.

"That's what you said last time, you big meanie." She said in mock anger.

"But I'm a hot meanie." He smirked, hugging her. Itachi chose that time to walk into the room. Sasori let her go.

"Hello Itachi-san! Look, about your shirt, I'm sorry; it was completely Sasori's fault for getting you to try to feed Kietsu carrots-"she started, but Itachi cut her off.

"It's completely fine. Sasuke was like that at that age too. Although your family seems to enjoy throwing baby food at me. Like Kagami threw peas at me, and her father peaches just earlier this morning." He smirked and Sasori lost all color, and seemed to want to look everywhere but his wife.

"What? Sasori you didn't!" She cried, rounding on him.

"I…He…But…" Sasori couldn't get his words out.

"Why did you throw Kietsu's peaches on him? That's one of the few foods I can get Kietsu to eat!" She cried. Sasori regained color and smirked at the now shocked Uchiha.

"And you! Trying to pit me against my husband! I never!" She accused. Kietsu began crying. Kumo took him out of the crib and handed him to the still shocked Uchiha.

"Here! You can baby-sit while Sasori and I take a break! Do you realize how hard it is to sleep with a teething toddler waking up at the ungodly hours of the morning?! Do you? Well now you will! He's having a sleep over in your room for the next night!" She raved, and pushed both boys out of the room. Sasori started laughing. She looked at him and started laughing too. Deidara walked into the room, and his hair was untidy, he was panting slightly, and his cloak was hanging off his shoulder.

"That kid has to take a chill pill. Jack and Jill turned out fine after they're tumble, didn't they…yeah?" He said between pants.

"You read her the Jack and Jill rhyme? It was on the high shelf for a reason!" Sasori said exasperated.

"She is sleeping, isn't she?" Kumo asked.

Deidara nodded, and slipped out of the room muttering something about 'going for a nap himself'. Sasori and Kumo looked at each other. Kumo walked over to a bookshelf and pulled out a photo album. The rest of the afternoon was dedicated to flipping through photos and reminiscing.

Summary of Chapter:

Yes, Sasori and Kumo got married. They have a five year old named Kagami, and a two year old named Kietsu. Deidara has been promoted to the term 'Uncle' and Itachi to Baby-Sitter. But hey, that's life.

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