A/N: Still in Edward's POV.
Disclaimer: Insert cute, funny phrase about how I DON'T own Twilight.
I hated Newton. Not only was he picking a song that he was purposely going to direct at Bella, he was thinking some of the vilest thoughts I'd ever heard. All about Bella.
It was taking everything I had not to just jump up and strangle him. Strangling him would have several good results.
A.)He'd stop thinking all these revolting thoughts about Bella
B.)He'd stop following Bella around
C.)No one in this room would have to hear his stupid song
D.)It would probably save me and Bella a lot of trouble in the future
But, unfortunately the bad outweighed the good in this situation.
Bella wouldn't like it.
And I know that I could never have Bella angry at me, so I restrained myself. But it was difficult. Very difficult. Several others in the room were coming to the same conclusion that killing mike wouldn't look good on their collage applications.
The music for Mike's song started, and I tried my best to ship myself off to my happy place. Me and Bella sitting alone in my room, no family around-
I'm too sexy for my love,
Too
sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
Almost everyone in the room cringed at his voice. It was a mix between a drunken cow, and a duck with the flu. Extremely scratchy and nasal sounding; it was an insult to society to even have to hear his voice.
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
so sexy it hurts
and I'm too sexy for
Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
I pinched the bridge of my nose, trying not to listen to this. But a bad thing about super-human hearing is, you hear everything. So it was impossible to block out the moron and his stupid song.
And I'm too sexy for your party
too sexy for your party
No
way I'm disco dancing
I hoped that Jessica would take his words literally and throw him out, since he was 'too sexy', but unfortunately, she was the only one in the room who seemed to actually be enjoying herself. With a glance into her mind, I realized that she was happy because Mike kept shooting glances at her during his song. She obviously didn't realize that Bella was sitting right behind her. I peaked into Mike's mind, and knew that he was indeed looking at Bella, and he was thinking thoughts that would make most prostitutes flinch. I couldn't hold in a low growl that came out, but Bella silenced it by leaning on my shoulder and looking at me through her thick lashes. I tried to focus my attention on her, but Mike's volume had increased, making it even harder to ignore him.
I'm a model you know what I mean
and I do my little turn on the
catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk
on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
and I'm too sexy for my
hat
Too sexy for my hat
What do you think about that?
I'm a model you know what I mean
and I do my little turn on the
catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk
On the catwalk yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
A/N: Sorry, guys I'm skipping about 2 verses.
And I'm too sexy for this song
Mike stopped singing, and did a low bow. The only person clapping was Jessica, who quickly stopped when she saw that no one else was clapping. Mike's mind was swimming with how he was sure that Bella would be impressed with his singing skills, and how she would realize that he was much better than me.
Mike strutted over to a table near us, sitting down smoothly. He tried not to notice that absolutely no one was clapping for him, but he did subconsciously note the difference of applause between his performance and Bella's.
Jessica stuck her hand back into the hat, shuffling around for a moment before pulling out another sheet of paper.
"It is…" she paused again, and I had a strong sinking sensation in my gut, which could only mean-
"Edward!" she said happily. I could hear the snickers coming from my family and a few from Bella. I kissed Bella swiftly on the cheek before standing up to go pick my song. I had one in mind, and just hoped that Jessica had it. I rifled through the cd case seeing mostly modern titles and artists, but finally came across the one that I was looking for. It was also a perfect song for us, but it only described my feelings.
As I walked up onto the stage-area, I saw Mike get up off his chair and come to sit next to Bella. I was going to kill him.
A/N: The song was 'I'm too sexy' by Right Said Fred
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