A/N: This will be back in Edward's POV…And the song I choose had a few cuss words in it, so I've decided that I'll put the first letter and than use '-'s for the rest so no one will get angry.

And I've seen in many stories that Jessica has a thing for Edward, so I hope that this isn't too far-off for her. She was very jealous on Bella's first day, after all.

And I got a question of why Jessica tapped the microphone to make sure it works, and the answer is she wants someone to be impressed by this song, and to do that she wants to make sure each and everyone of her words are heard loud and clear.

Edward's POV

I listened in on Jessica's mind as I held Bella to me, rolling my eyes at her choice of songs. I stroked Bella's hair soothingly, a little upset with myself that I'd made her cry. I knew that they weren't tears of sadness, but they were still tears. Bella's tears.

She leaned up suddenly and kissed my cheek, "Thank you." She said, smiling again. Her eyes were still sparkling, but not with tears, with just happiness. I was glad that I'd come to this party; anything that could make her this happy, I would willingly do. Her eyes were literally dancing, and I frowned when she looked away from me, towards Jessica.

The music from Jessica's song started, and I leaned down to whisper in Bella's ear "She's directing this towards me, just so you know." Bella looked up curiously, but frowned slightly when the lyrics started and Jessica was looking right at me.

Hey hey, you you,
I don't like your girlfriend,
No way, no way
I think you need a new one,
Hey hey, you you,
I could be your girlfriend.

I looked at Bella's shoes, refusing to meet Jessica's stare, and I sensed when she looked away, finally embarrassed with herself. She faced the center of the room again, her eyes only straying to us occasionally. Her voice wasn't as bad as Mike's, but it was defiantly not pleasing to the ear. Especially the over-sensitive kind.

Hey hey, you you,
I know that you like me,
No way, no way,
You know it's not a secret,
Hey hey, you you,
I want to be your girlfriend.

I rolled my eyes, listening to most guys in the room hope that she was directing this song at them.

You're so fine,
I want you mine,
You're so delicious,
I think about you all the time,
You're so addictive,
Don't you know what I can do,
To make you feel alright.

This was sad. Just plain pathetic. The idea that anyone thought they could make me happier than Bella did was absurd.

Don't pretend,
I think you know,
I'm d--- precious,
And h--- yeah,
I'm the mother f------ princess,
I can tell you like me too,
And you know I'm right.

She's like so whatever,
You can do so much better,
I think we should get together now,
And that's what everyone's talking 'bout.

I rolled my eyes, noticing that Bella did the same. "I don't think you should consider her a good friend anymore." I whispered to her, still holding her close to me.

Now we had both gotten a song from our love-sick puppies. Bella got Mike proclaiming how sexy he was, and I got Jessica saying how much she wanted to be my girlfriend. I couldn't decide which was worse. I was slightly angry about how Jessica was singing about Bella with the 'you could do better' part and 'she's like so whatever', but since Bella appeared unperturbed, I wouldn't make a scene out of it.

[A/N: This is the chorus guys, I'm only gonna type this whole thing once

Hey hey, you you,
I don't like your girlfriend,
No way, no way,
I think you need a new one,
Hey hey, you you,
I could be your girlfriend.

Hey hey, you you,
I know that you like me,
No way, no way,
You know it's not a secret,
Hey hey, you you,
I want to be your girlfriend.

I could hear my whole family laughing at me quietly, knowing that I could hear them perfectly. 'hey, hey, you, you, she wants to be your girlfriend!' Emmett snickered inside his head. I made a mental note to punch him later, after I took Bella home.

'Edward I keep having visions of you killing Mike. Bella wouldn't like that.' Alice thought to me, I glared at her at her, confirming that I was thinking about it.

I can see the way,
I see the way you look at me,
And even when you look away,
I know you think of me,
I know you talk about me all the time,
Again and again.

So come over here,
And tell me what I wanna hear,
Better, yet,
Make the girlfriend disappear,
I don't wanna hear you say her name,
Ever again.

I couldn't hold it in any more; I growled quietly, not believing that this girl was serious. I glanced into her mind and saw that she hoped this song would convince me that she was better than Bella. A corner of her mind wondered if Bella would still talk to her after she stole me from her, but her mind was so full of her thoughts about winning me over, I don't think she even thought about it longer than a second.

'Cause she's like so whatever,
And you can do so much better,
I think we should get together now,
And that's what everyone's talking 'bout.

[Chorus

In a second you'll be,
Wrapped around my finger,
'Cause I can,
'Cause I can do it better,
There's no other,
So when's it gonna sink in,
She's so stupid,
What the h--- were you thinking?

In a second you'll be,
Wrapped around my finger,
'Cause I can,
'Cause I can do it better,
There's no other,
So when's it gonna sink in,
She's so stupid,
What the h--- were you thinking?

[A/N: skipping verse or two…this song's too long; the rest is basically the chorus over and over.

Hey hey, you you,
I know that you like me,
No way, no way,
You know it's not a secret,
Hey hey, you you,
I want to be your girlfriend,
No way, no way,
Hey hey.

Jessica ended her song, bowing to the light round of applause that greeted her. I looked at Bella, hoping that she wouldn't be too angry with Jessica, but at the same time hoping she would be (If she killed Jessica out of anger, then I would be able to kill Newton!). Jessica walked past us on her way back to the tall chair, grinning at me as she passed. Knowing that she was watching, I kissed Bella quickly on her full lips, listening to Jessica's disappointed thoughts. I pulled away, smiling at Bella. She smiled back, snuggling into my chest, not seeming to mind being used to prove that I wasn't interested in Jessica.

I listened to the thoughts of my family to see what they thought of the song, and found Emmett and Rosalie arguing in hushed tones.

"Please, Emmett!" Rosalie begged.

"I am not doing it unless you agree to do what I want tonight." Emmett said stubbornly.

I quickly turned my hearing onto something else, already knowing that Emmett would do whatever she wanted eventually, and not needing to know the details.

Jessica stuck her hand into the hat again, pulling out a neatly folded piece of paper. I heard Emmett agree to whatever Rosalie wanted just as Jessica announced that he was going next.

He got up, lumbering towards the stage-area slowly for him. He rifled through the case obviously looking for something in particular. He found it and shoved it into the player. I found out what song Rosalie had been begging him to do, and held my breath in anticipation. Emmett wouldn't do that song.

But the music started, and I laughed out loud, knowing that this was going to amuse everyone in the room.

A/N: The song was 'Girlfriend' by Avril Lavigne.

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