A/N: Still in Edward's POV

I would like to thank myself for typing this up all in one day. Good job, self.

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight nor any of the stupid songs that I choose to use in the production of this motion story (ha! get it? motion picture, motion story! Sorry, never mind…).

No Vampires were harmed in the making of this story.

Edward's POV

Emmett stood strait and tall, as if he wasn't about to sing a very embarrassing song. Rosalie was already laughing, knowing what he was going to do, and I couldn't stop a few chuckles from leaking out.

"What is he going to sing?" Bella asked, looking at me curiously.

"You'll see." I grinned at her, telling her that, whatever it was, it would be good!

The music started and Emmett took a deep breath that he didn't need, and I listened to his thoughts as he let go of whatever pride he had in front of these people.

Hiya Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...

Emmett used a girly voice for Barbie's lines, and his normal deep voice for Ken, and almost everyone in the room started laughing.

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Everyone was cracking up now, save a few people who appeared to be made of stone, but somehow Emmett managed to keep a strait face as he continued ruining his reputation. Rosalie was cackling like a mad woman, not even bothering to try and make it quieter.

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair; undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly


You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...


You can touch; you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

Everyone in the room was now laughing, and I grinned even harder than I was before; Emmett was never going to live this down. I would make sure that he remembered this moment for the rest of our un-dead lives. I started to think of pranks I could do to him if he bothered me; fill his room with Barbies, paint his car with pictures of Barbies, replace all his electronics with Barbie toys…the possibilities were endless!

[Chorus, right under here guys

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oh-uu-oh)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oh-uu-oh)

Emmett was still using different voices for Barbie and Ken, and I must say, his Barbie voice was a lot better than his normal voice.

Make me walk, make me talk

Do whatever you please

I can act like a star

I can beg on my knees

Contraband, be my friend

Let us do it again

Hit the town fool around

Let's go party

You can touch

You can play

If you say

"I'm always yours"

You can touch

You can play

If you say

"I'm always yours"

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oh-uu-oh)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oh-uu-oh)

[Chorus two-and-a-half more times

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!

Emmett finished, walking off the stage with as much dignity as he could reclaim, which wasn't much. There were loud rounds of applause, followed by many cat-calls and whistles. Bella was laughing so hard I thought she might start crying again.

"What's so funny?" I asked. It was funny, yes, but Bella was laughing so hard I thought she might hyperventilate.

"It's just…Emmett! He's so big and strong-looking! And he just sang 'Barbie girl!" she broke into laughter again, her laughter sounding like bells.

To everyone's surprise (at least in our family) there were several calls of 'encore, encore!' Emmett looked up, wondering if he was really supposed to do another song. Jessica motioned for him to do another, still laughing from Barbie girl. Rosalie pulled Emmett's head down to her level and whisper in his ear. I purposely directed my ears and my mind away from them, knowing that Rosalie was trying to bribe him into another song. Even though I wasn't listening, I heard Emmett practically scream 'She's do THAT! I would SO do a song for that. No matter how embarrassing!" I focused my mind on the other teenagers in the room, filling my mind with their useless thoughts. Emmett finally stood up, making his way back to the stage. I listened in on his thoughts, hoping that he was done thinking about whatever Rosalie was going to have to do. Nope. I groaned at the hideous mental image now fixed in my mind, knowing that I was scared for life.

Emmett rifled through the case quickly, obviously wanting to leave this party as soon as possible. He pulled out a cd and made his way to the stage at almost vampire speed. I was tempted to try again to figure out what the song was, but the explicit image of Rosalie kept me in my own mind, for once to be surprised along with everyone else.

The music started, sounding vaguely Egyptian and I quickly recognized the song from one of Rosalie's favorite cds.

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

Most of the people in the room were already laughing, and Rosalie was laughing harder than I'd ever heard her.

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

Typical
Hardly the type I fall for
I like when the physical
Don't leave me asking for more
I'm a sexy mama (mama)
Who knows just how to get what I wanna (wanna)
What I want to do is spring this on you (on you)
Back up all of the things that I told you (told you)

And I thought he would never be able to live down Barbie girl! This was even better! Bella was trembling with silent laughed, especially when Emmett called himself a sexy mama. I was going to make it my personal job on this earth to never let him forget any of this.

You've been saying all the right things all night long
But I can't seem to get you over here to help take this off
Baby, can't you see? (see)
How these clothes are fitting on me (me)
And the heat coming from this beat (beat)
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know

Bella burst out laughing, no longer able to contain herself. And I quickly joined her, knowing that Emmett would recognize both of our laughs.

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

Emmett was now adding in dance moves. By his thoughts I could tell that he was trying to move like an Egyptian, but seeing him made it look like he was trying to belly dance which is NOT something anyone wanted to see.

You say you're a big boy
But I can't agree
'Cause the love you said you had
Ain't been put on me
I wonder (wonder)
If I'm just too much for you
Wonder (wonder)
If my kiss don't make you just
Wonder (wonder)
What I got next for you
What you want to do? (do)

Some of the females in the room were starting to think some rather…explicit thoughts. I tried to turn my mind onto my family's thoughts, but some of them were even worse than the hormonal teenagers! Jasper and Alice were gazing into each others eyes, thinking very lovey-dovey thoughts for each other, and Rosalie was thinking thoughts that I REALLY didn't want to hear. Sometimes it's really bothersome, being able to read minds.


Take a chance to recognize that this could be yours
I can see, just like most guys that your game don't please
Baby, can't you see? (see)
How these clothes are fitting on me (me)
And the heat coming from this beat (beat)
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

[last verse again

Come on baby, loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe
Baby, won't you loosen up my buttons babe?
Loosen up my buttons babe

[last verse again

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

He repeated the last verse another three times before bowing deeply to the loud rounds of applause. Rosalie was starting to look annoyed as she looked over the screaming females, throwing themselves at Emmett as he left the stage.

Emmett came and sat back down next to Rosalie, pulling her into his lap deliberately, and kissing her fully on the lips. The girls walked off awkwardly, most pretending that they had heard someone call their name. Emmett pulled away from her, whispering under his breath "Remember, whatever I want." Rosalie frowned slightly at that, but was still laughing at him, and both of his ridiculous performances.

Jessica, still laughing, reached into the hat, and pulled out another name. "It is…" she yelled over the ruckus.

"Alice!" Alice stood up gracefully; making her was over to the big black CD case, picking one off the first cd. She slid it smoothly into the player, and flipped to the right song. She smiled at our family before heading up towards the microphone.

A/N: The songs were 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua, and 'Buttons' by Pussy cat dolls. I did two songs this time, because Emmett deserves to be humiliated more than the rest (simply because he's perfect make-fun-of material).

And thank you to Blue-eyed Bella, who gave me the idea for Buttons.