Karaoke night! Chapter 9: Rosalie's song, a twilight fanfic

Disclaimer: Me no own no twilight.

Edward's POV

Rosalie was obsessed with herself. She loved to know that she could get a person to do whatever she wanted them to do. She likes the feeling of dozens and dozens of boys chasing after her, trying to get her for themselves. Unfortunately, she is marriedand her husband does not appreciate this. But he made a deal with himself that he would only kill the boys that chased after her all the way to the house. Otherwise he would have already killed most boys in the room.

I was almost as annoyed as Emmett. He could only SEE the boys all get closer to the stage-area, he could only SEE them getting excited.

I could HEAR everything. All those boys thinking disgusting thoughts, about my sister! I was going to kill Rosalie for choosing this song.

I know you like me (I know you like me)
I know you do (I know you do)
That's why whenever I come around
She's all over you
I know you want it (I know you want it)
It's easy to see (it's easy to see)
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be on with me

I pinched the bridge of my nose, trying to block out the hungry thoughts of the boys as Rosalie danced around on the stage. All the girls in the crowd were looking murderous, as were Emmett and I.

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was wrong like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha

I attempted to plug my ears, but every boy was listening to the song intently, so it just echoed around in my mind, leaving gruesome pictures of Rosalie in their wake. I took a few deep breaths that I didn't need, knowing that I couldn't just plug my brain! I was trying to consider who I was angrier at; Rosalie, or the hordes of boys watching her.

Fight the feeling (fight the feeling)
Leave it alone (leave it alone)
Cause if it ain't love
It just ain't enough to leave my happy home
Let's keep it friendly (let's keep it friendly)
You have to play fair (you have to play fair)
See I don't care
But I know She ain't gonna wanna share

Rosalie. Defiantly Rosalie. I was going to kill her for putting me through this. I noticed that Jasper was also getting annoyed with the feelings that the boys were giving off, blinking a few times to try and clear his head.

Now all the men in the family were angry, and in a room full of humans. Bella, still leaning against my chest, seemed to be able to feel my tension. She turned around to face me, knowing what I was going through. She gave me a sympathetic look, wrapping her arms around me to try to ease my suffering.

I thanked whoever what listening that the song was almost over and started counting the approximate seconds until it's ending.

I know she loves you (I know she loves you)

I understand (I understand)

I'd probably be just as crazy about you if you were my own man

Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime)

Possibly (possibly)

Until then old friend you could just hang with me

Rosalie's dancing onstage was not helping the thoughts of the boys. I started wondering if it would be considered too rude to just leave now. I looked at my watch groaning internally when I saw that there was still another hour to sit though; Jessica had said that the party ended at midnight and it was eleven-o-clock. I considered acting tired, and leaving, but Bella probably wanted to stay, and I wouldn't leave her, so I was stuck here listening to horny, teenage boys think about my sister.

Rosalie finished with a spin, and a low bow to all the boys that were clapping around the stage. I wasn't sure if she intended to show off her cleavage with the bow, or if she was actually just pleased with the applause she was receiving. She smirked-defiantly aware of the affect her bow was having- as she counted them, breaking her own record for the last time she had sung this in public. I made a mental note to crush that CD later on tonight, after I was done making fun of Emmett for singing Barbie girl.

Rosalie waltzed back over to us, ignoring the train of boys that followed behind her. She sat down next to Emmett, coolly looking at all of us. Emmett, Jasper, and I were all sending her death looks, and her smile faltered a little when she saw Jasper's look.

He was the one who had finally gotten the boys off our trail last time, by making them so sad that most of them were hospitalized. Esme had felt bad about that, but it had distracted the male population long enough for us to leave town on schedule, having stayed in that town for almost 5 years.

Emmett picked Rosalie up bridal style and swiftly carried her out the door. Most of the pathetically human male population tried to find an excuse to follow them, but the girls in the crowd came back up to them and half dragged them back towards their seats.

"That was…interesting." Jessica said, jealousy coloring her tone green. "Anyone else want to have a go?" she looked around at the room, which mostly shook their heads no.

"Anyone have any idea on anything else to do?" Jessica asked, her brain starting to go into panic mode. She didn't want to have the most boring party of the year.

The next chapter will be the cha-cha slide!

The song was 'Don't cha' by the Pussy Cat Dolls.

May the llamas be with all of you!