Author's Notes: For the Unorthodox Pairings challenge. My favorite Animorphs pairing, period.Just Shut Up
"It is ridiculous. Lous."
"It's a soap opera, man. They're not meant to be realistic."
The Ax-Man's gotten good at ignoring me. That takes talent.
"Dennis has been taken by aliens? Sssuh? Even the Yeerks wouldn't want him! He has no discernible skill, aside from impregnating. Ing. human women...and he's dumber than most humans, anyway."
"Hey!"
"It's insane. Nuh."
"Ax."
"And that is not what a Skrit'Na looks like!"
"Ax!"
"Yes?"
I took a deep breath and put my hand on his -- my boyfriend, how nuts is that? -- shoulder.
"I love you, but shut up. Just shut up."