A/N: Ok, here's my latest chapter. Enjoy!! Oh, yeah…I actually have the lyrics to Ino's this song. Like, the CD, ya know…so that's what they said…yeah…
"Hey Ino," Choji glanced up at his girlfriend, "What're you singing?"
Ino stroked her blonde hair. "I got it, wanna sing with me? I need a guy's part in this song." Choji smiled, "Ya!! Sure!!"
"Great!"
"Hey, what are you singing?" Naruto burst in.
"I'm singing "Glamorous" by Fergie!" Ino's smile grew bigger.
"Hit it!" Ino yelled as the music they all recognized came on…
Choji stood up, "If you ain't got no money take yo' broke ass home! You say: If you ain't got no money take yo' broke ass home!"
Ino stood up
"G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S…
We flyin' first class…
Up in the sky
Poppin' Champagne
Livin' my life
In the fast lane
I won't change
For the glamorous
Ooh, the flossy, flossy
The glamorous
The glamorous, glamorous (the glamorous life)
For the glamorous
Ooh, the flossy, flossy
Wear them gold and diamond rings
All them things don't mean a thing
Chaperones and limousines
Shopping for expensive things
I be on the movie screens
Magazines and bougie scenes
I'm not clean, I'm not pristine
I'm no queen, I'm no machine
I still go to Taco Bell
Drive through,
Raw as Hell
I don't care
I'm still real
No matter how many records I sell
After the show or after the Grammys
I like to go cool live with the family
Sippin' reminiscin' on days when I had a Mustang
And now I'm…
First class
Up in the sky
Poppin' Champagne
Livin' my life
In the fast lane
I won't change for the glamorous
Ooh, the flossy, flossy
The glamorous
The glamorous, glamorous (the glamorous life)
For the glamorous
Ooh, the flossy, flossy (the flossy, flossy)
The glamorous
The glamorous, glamorous
By the glamorous
Ooh, the flossy, flossy…"
(Choji)
"I'm talking
Champagne wi-ishes
Caviar dr-r-eams
You deserve nothing but all the finer th-i-ings
Now this whole world has no clue what to do with us
I got enough money in the bank for the two of us
Brother gotta keep his lettuce
To support your shoe fetish
Lifestyles so rich and famous
Robin Leach will get jealous
Half a million for the stones
Takin' trips from here to Rome
So if you ain't got no money take yo' broke ass home!"
(Ino)
"G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S…
We flyin' first class…
Up in the sky
Poppin' Champagne
Livin' my life
In the fast lane
I won't change
For the glamorous
Ooh, the flossy, flossy
The glamorous
The glamorous, glamorous (the glamorous life)
For the glamorous
Ooh, the flossy, flossy…
I got problems up to here
I've got people in my ear
Tellin' me these crazy things
That I don't wanna know
(Fuck ya'll)
I've got money in the bank
And I'd really like to thank
All them fans, I'd like to thank
Thank you, really though
Cuz I remember yesterday
When I dreamt about those days
When I'd rock on MTV, that'd be really dope
Damn it's been a long road
And the industry is cold
I'm glad my daddy told me so
He let his daughter know…"
(Choji)
"If you ain't got no money take yo' broke ass home,"
(Ino)
"My daddy told me so…"
(Choji)
"I said, if you ain't got no money take yo' broke ass home,"
(Ino)
"He let his daughter know…"
(Choji)
"If you ain't got no money take yo' broke ass home,"
(Ino)
"My daddy told me so…"
(Choji)
"I said, if you ain't got no money take yo' broke ass home,"
(Ino)
"He let his daughter know…"
Ino and Choji sat down all out of breath. "Well?" Ino said between pants, "how'd we do?"
……………….
"Oh my God! That rocked!"
"Totally pimped out!"
"Awesome!"
"Wicked!"
"HOW YOUTHFUL!"
"Troublesome."
"Rock on!"
-and other crap came after that.
A/N: well, I hope you enjoyed this!! I stayed up until 1:40 a.m writing it!! Jk, Jk, Jk…I am missing Futurama though…I LUV that show! Bender is so funny! "Bite my shiny metal ass!" hahahaha!! Ok, L8ter!! Oh, yeah!! Um…Kabuto and Kakashi are singing next!! Woot Woot! Suggestions PLZ!! Or I can put in a song I know and like. Like, "Thanks 4 the memories" by Fall Out Boy!! Yay! Maybe that for Kabuto??